Chicken Question
igor@af
02-24-2001, 07:24 PM
Subject: Chicken Question
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
VICE PRESIDENT GORE
I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them.
GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say give the road to the chickens and let them decide. The government needs to let go of strangling the chickens so they can get across the road.
SENATOR LIEBERMAN
I believe that every chicken has the right to worship his or her God in his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in his or her own way.
SECRETARY CHENEY
Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself.
RALPH NADER
Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tire makers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tire makers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens!
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it - the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
Crossing the road was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
VICE PRESIDENT GORE
I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them.
GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say give the road to the chickens and let them decide. The government needs to let go of strangling the chickens so they can get across the road.
SENATOR LIEBERMAN
I believe that every chicken has the right to worship his or her God in his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in his or her own way.
SECRETARY CHENEY
Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself.
RALPH NADER
Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tire makers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tire makers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens!
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it - the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
Crossing the road was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
carmaster
02-24-2001, 07:43 PM
LOL HAHAHAHA thats some funny stuff!
J.T. Marlin
02-24-2001, 07:43 PM
Funny shit. I got it as an e-mail some months back, still makes me laugh my ass off!
KennyH
02-24-2001, 07:51 PM
lol!!!
bellaracing
02-24-2001, 09:30 PM
THAT IS VERY FUNNY
Seb928S@af
02-25-2001, 01:36 AM
That's some funny shit there. Where did you get it from?
Steveo
02-25-2001, 12:02 PM
lol, that was the oldest joke ever but with a new twist. I thought it was really funny. I think I will go start a joke thread. :D
Ahkmid.
Ahkmid.
Chris
02-27-2001, 10:23 AM
That almsot made me crap my pants!
Since I'm in class, that would no tbe good.
I copied it and sent it to several people!
lol
Since I'm in class, that would no tbe good.
I copied it and sent it to several people!
lol
Porsche
02-27-2001, 12:17 PM
LOL! :D hahaha that's funny!
ichthus
02-27-2001, 12:22 PM
Why did the woman cross the road?
I don't know, but WHAT THE HECK WAS SHE DOING OUTSIDE THE KITCHEN?!?!?!?
A great un-Politically Correct joke...
I don't know, but WHAT THE HECK WAS SHE DOING OUTSIDE THE KITCHEN?!?!?!?
A great un-Politically Correct joke...
kicker1_solo
12-19-2002, 01:51 AM
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
haha, that one's funny :lol2:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
haha, that one's funny :lol2:
Jimster
12-19-2002, 02:01 AM
Uuuummmm..Kixx0r- what's with the archeology???:confused:
kicker1_solo
12-19-2002, 02:03 AM
Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars
Uuuummmm..Kixx0r- what's with the archeology???:confused: I like teh chicken jokes :)
Uuuummmm..Kixx0r- what's with the archeology???:confused: I like teh chicken jokes :)
taranaki
12-19-2002, 06:53 AM
Thought it was a bit odd,"The Great One"posting in OT.He truly is the AF God thesedays,nobody ever sees him,we just have to have faith that he's there..
ragt20
12-19-2002, 01:52 PM
:hehehe: :lol2: great one by the great one.....:D..
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psps I do believe that its a re.........rep.............damn can't say it....rep-p-p o ............rep-p ost....damn there I've said it ...
oh dear what have I done..:rolleyes:
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psps I do believe that its a re.........rep.............damn can't say it....rep-p-p o ............rep-p ost....damn there I've said it ...
oh dear what have I done..:rolleyes:
Gonthrax
12-19-2002, 02:14 PM
SADDAM HUSSEIN
Crossing the road was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken.
Rofl, good stuff.
And ragt, I dont' care if it's a repost, I havent' seen it before
*Wipes some strange brown substance off nose* :silly2:
Crossing the road was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken.
Rofl, good stuff.
And ragt, I dont' care if it's a repost, I havent' seen it before
*Wipes some strange brown substance off nose* :silly2:
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