Man cannot have girlfriend until 2010
taranaki
06-18-2007, 05:03 PM
Man cannot have girlfriend until 2010
Canadian Press
PETERBOROUGH, Ont. (CP) - A judge has ruled that a 24-year-old Peterborough, Ont., man is not allowed to have a girlfriend for the next three years.
Steven Cranley learned of his long stint on the singles scene after pleading guilty to several charges stemming from an assault on a former girlfriend.
Cranley, who has been diagnosed with a dependent personality disorder, attacked his girlfriend in an argument after their breakup.
He tried to prevent her from phoning the police by cutting her phone cord, punched and kicked her, and finally stabbed himself with a butcher knife when police did arrive on the scene.
He punctured his aorta and spent several days in hospital.
Doctors say Cranley has difficulty coping with rejection and runs a high risk to reoffend if he becomes involved in another intimate relationship.
Justice Rhys Morgan said Cranley "cannot form a romantic relationship of an intimate nature with a female person.
"That is the only way I can see the protection of the public is in place until you get the counselling you need."
He had already served 146 days in pre-trail custody, which Morgan said was enough jail time in this case.
Cranley's lawyer says the no girlfriend order is the first of its kind that he has encountered.
http://www.canada.com/globaltv/national/story.html?id=332c0899-5628-4ec7-899e-f5ebcb1440bf
Canadians,eh?
Wonder if he posts here!:icon16:
Canadian Press
PETERBOROUGH, Ont. (CP) - A judge has ruled that a 24-year-old Peterborough, Ont., man is not allowed to have a girlfriend for the next three years.
Steven Cranley learned of his long stint on the singles scene after pleading guilty to several charges stemming from an assault on a former girlfriend.
Cranley, who has been diagnosed with a dependent personality disorder, attacked his girlfriend in an argument after their breakup.
He tried to prevent her from phoning the police by cutting her phone cord, punched and kicked her, and finally stabbed himself with a butcher knife when police did arrive on the scene.
He punctured his aorta and spent several days in hospital.
Doctors say Cranley has difficulty coping with rejection and runs a high risk to reoffend if he becomes involved in another intimate relationship.
Justice Rhys Morgan said Cranley "cannot form a romantic relationship of an intimate nature with a female person.
"That is the only way I can see the protection of the public is in place until you get the counselling you need."
He had already served 146 days in pre-trail custody, which Morgan said was enough jail time in this case.
Cranley's lawyer says the no girlfriend order is the first of its kind that he has encountered.
http://www.canada.com/globaltv/national/story.html?id=332c0899-5628-4ec7-899e-f5ebcb1440bf
Canadians,eh?
Wonder if he posts here!:icon16:
thecackster
06-18-2007, 05:08 PM
silly boy
beef_bourito
06-18-2007, 06:36 PM
damn, i was hoping that story wouldn find its way south of the border.... jk
although that is a funny sentence to give, how are they going to enforce it
although that is a funny sentence to give, how are they going to enforce it
RSX-S777
06-18-2007, 08:19 PM
Creative sentencing is fantastic. Especially when it keeps people from being killed and/or maimed...
beef_bourito
06-18-2007, 08:22 PM
ok this is completely off topic but i was just listening to a song and your avatar sync'd up perfectly with the beat lol
VR43000GT
06-18-2007, 09:16 PM
Haha, so could he get arrested for getting laid? Better stack up on some KY and a few subscriptions to (fill in the blank here).
Damien
06-18-2007, 10:09 PM
Yeah, what constitutes a girlfriend? I see loop holes.
speediva
06-18-2007, 10:34 PM
Yeah, what constitutes a girlfriend? I see loop holes.
Those are the only holes that Canuck is going to see for the next 3 years, so best wishes to him!
That said, I wish there were more of those kinds of orders out there... it would protect the innocent.
Those are the only holes that Canuck is going to see for the next 3 years, so best wishes to him!
That said, I wish there were more of those kinds of orders out there... it would protect the innocent.
Damien
06-18-2007, 10:44 PM
Maybe allow a chance for a nice guy to get the girl.
beef_bourito
06-18-2007, 10:50 PM
i just noticed the guy's in peterborough. that's the problem, nothing good ever comes from peterborough (except for rowers, they've got an excellent rowing program at trent university)
taranaki
06-19-2007, 04:43 AM
Yeah, what constitutes a girlfriend? I see loop holes.
Sheep can't testify against him:grinno:
Sheep can't testify against him:grinno:
Damien
06-19-2007, 07:45 AM
^He's not in Kiwiland. He's in Canuckville. They have seals there...
:uhoh:
:uhoh:
MonsterBengt
06-19-2007, 05:03 PM
How do you stab yourself with a butchers knife?
beef_bourito
06-19-2007, 07:05 PM
you point it towards yourself and thrust it into yourself....
a butcher's knife isn't always a meat cleaver. http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=butcher+knife&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butcher_knife
a butcher's knife isn't always a meat cleaver. http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=butcher+knife&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butcher_knife
MonsterBengt
06-20-2007, 04:11 PM
Sorry, I just thought of a cleaver...
beef_bourito
06-20-2007, 04:44 PM
haha yeah that's what i figured, just wanted to be a bit of an ass
MonsterBengt
06-20-2007, 07:11 PM
haha yeah that's what i figured, just wanted to be a bit of an ass
Yeah, you're such an ass, really :frown:
Yeah, you're such an ass, really :frown:
beef_bourito
06-20-2007, 09:28 PM
funny, alot of people have been saying that about me lately.
jcsaleen
06-21-2007, 10:53 AM
Sheep can't testify against him:grinno:
Thats messed up :lol:
Someone needs to call peta!
Thats messed up :lol:
Someone needs to call peta!
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