its tough being a man.....
ragt20
10-29-2002, 07:40 AM
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self-defense.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If sheasks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN.....THEY WANT TO!! :D
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self-defense.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If sheasks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN.....THEY WANT TO!! :D
jsb88
10-29-2002, 09:53 AM
The sad thing is that is true...
Heep
10-29-2002, 10:29 AM
AMEN! :ylsuper
darkness
10-29-2002, 01:47 PM
Bravo so true.
SilverLotus340R
10-29-2002, 05:02 PM
If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self-defense. always wondered about that...i mean..your not supposed to hit a girl..but what if she kills you by beating you to death because you cant fight back??? is it murder or self defense?
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. so true
so true so true
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. so true
so true so true
Ssom
10-29-2002, 05:50 PM
So true :(:o
taranaki
10-29-2002, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN.....THEY WANT TO!! :D
For an unmarried man,Rags,you are very well educated.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN.....THEY WANT TO!! :D
For an unmarried man,Rags,you are very well educated.
tazdev
10-29-2002, 11:56 PM
true, true, true ... Yup pretty much all true:bloated:
SentraGirl
10-30-2002, 12:00 AM
Just goes to show that you can't live with us, but you can't live without us!!!:)
integra818
10-31-2002, 02:04 AM
I'm gonna print that and put it on my wall, seriously
tazdev
10-31-2002, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by SentraGirl
Just goes to show that you can't live with us, but you can't live without us!!!:)
You must mean "can't live with em, can't kill em":D
Just goes to show that you can't live with us, but you can't live without us!!!:)
You must mean "can't live with em, can't kill em":D
speediva
10-31-2002, 02:10 AM
Hey, how'd you get ahold of the minutes of our last women's meeting??? We were planning on passing that all into the lawbooks!!! :p
Moppie
10-31-2002, 02:12 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
So true :(:o
How would you know?
Or are you and your mother a little closer than in most families?
So true :(:o
How would you know?
Or are you and your mother a little closer than in most families?
tazdev
10-31-2002, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
How would you know?
Or are you and your mother a little closer than in most families?
OUCH
that one had to hurt
How would you know?
Or are you and your mother a little closer than in most families?
OUCH
that one had to hurt
Ssom
10-31-2002, 02:27 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
How would you know?
Or are you and your mother a little closer than in most families?
j00r just pissed because the sheep aren't returning your calls :finger:
How would you know?
Or are you and your mother a little closer than in most families?
j00r just pissed because the sheep aren't returning your calls :finger:
tazdev
10-31-2002, 02:33 AM
weakass response.
Come on moss you can do better than that
Come on moss you can do better than that
Ssom
10-31-2002, 02:37 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
weakass response.
Come on moss you can do better than that
I know But my brain is refusing to function :bloated:
Me needs the sleep:bloated:
weakass response.
Come on moss you can do better than that
I know But my brain is refusing to function :bloated:
Me needs the sleep:bloated:
Moppie
10-31-2002, 02:45 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Me needs the sheep :bloated:
:D :D :D :D :D
Me needs the sheep :bloated:
:D :D :D :D :D
tazdev
10-31-2002, 02:51 AM
chalk antoher up for Moppie
Moppie 2 vs Moss 0
Moppie 2 vs Moss 0
Ssom
10-31-2002, 03:12 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
:D :D :D :D :D
I won't dignify that with a responce.....:rolleyes:
Speaking of shagging animals.......Anyone remember the Canadian guy at the TV2 laugh festival........In Canada we shag mooses.....You see with Mooses you have to win thier respect.......Or something like that......Yeah, thats was like the only funny thing he said that whole show.....And yeah that entered my mind when Moppie entered the thread :bloated:
:D :D :D :D :D
I won't dignify that with a responce.....:rolleyes:
Speaking of shagging animals.......Anyone remember the Canadian guy at the TV2 laugh festival........In Canada we shag mooses.....You see with Mooses you have to win thier respect.......Or something like that......Yeah, thats was like the only funny thing he said that whole show.....And yeah that entered my mind when Moppie entered the thread :bloated:
Moppie
10-31-2002, 03:22 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Speaking of shagging anima........In Canada we shag mooses.....You see with Mooses you have to win thier respect.......And yeah that entered my mind when Kicker entered my arse :bloated:
:finger: :finger: :D :D :D :D :D
Speaking of shagging anima........In Canada we shag mooses.....You see with Mooses you have to win thier respect.......And yeah that entered my mind when Kicker entered my arse :bloated:
:finger: :finger: :D :D :D :D :D
jsb88
10-31-2002, 09:10 AM
Wow a real quote... so true! :flipa:
YogsVR4
10-31-2002, 11:07 AM
This whole thread has me :D
jsb88
10-31-2002, 12:49 PM
Yes me too... lets quietly go and leave the lovers to it...:finger:
Menu dei Motori
10-31-2002, 01:30 PM
why do so many people have that strange similar avatar
YogsVR4
10-31-2002, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Menu dei Motori
why do so many people have that strange similar avatar
See that 10 page PMan thread right here in COT :)
why do so many people have that strange similar avatar
See that 10 page PMan thread right here in COT :)
Menu dei Motori
11-21-2002, 08:09 AM
iŽll have a look thanks!
jsb88
11-21-2002, 09:16 AM
it is so funny! :alien:
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