some interestin quesions!
ragt20
10-24-2002, 03:20 PM
don't think they been posted b4
Q. What is the difference between drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q. What is a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What is the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What is the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. What is the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it is worth it.
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well-hung.
Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It is not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts do not have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They do not have balls to scratch :hehehe: :hehehe:
Q. What is the difference between drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q. What is a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What is the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What is the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. What is the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it is worth it.
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well-hung.
Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It is not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts do not have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They do not have balls to scratch :hehehe: :hehehe:
kicker1_solo
10-24-2002, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
Q. What is a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
that's my favorite one :D
Q. What is a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
that's my favorite one :D
YogsVR4
10-24-2002, 09:44 PM
Allow me to chuckle :D :hehehe:
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Damien
10-24-2002, 09:51 PM
Alright, I was picking out a specific few, but then it turned into specific all...
:rolleyes:
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts do not have eyes.
My fav :lol2::lol2::lol2:
:rolleyes:
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts do not have eyes.
My fav :lol2::lol2::lol2:
ci5ic
10-24-2002, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well-hung.
:toothless
Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well-hung.
:toothless
speediva
10-25-2002, 12:16 PM
hahaha :lol2: :hehe: :hehehe:
I don't know whether to laugh or cry!!!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry!!!
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