All time worst ever pick-up line?
taranaki
10-22-2002, 02:11 AM
A friend at work went to a "beach bash" at the local teen bar(meat market:eek: )this weekend...she reported back on the antics at work today.Apparently, there was a contest for 'hot or not' among the guys,and one of the wannabes came out with this gem.......
'My names is Jared...Let me take you to Jaredise.......'
They heard me laughing at the other end of the building, but weren't sure why....:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
'My names is Jared...Let me take you to Jaredise.......'
They heard me laughing at the other end of the building, but weren't sure why....:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
kicker1_solo
10-22-2002, 02:15 AM
lol, but that still doesn't beat "Hello, my name is Mr. T." :wave:
taranaki
10-22-2002, 06:33 AM
Originally posted by kicker1_solo
lol, but that still doesn't beat "Hello, my name is Mr. T." :wave:
Must be the way you are saying it,Kicker....Works every time for me!:D
try saying it with a deep English accent....you may have to wait for your balls to drop though:flipa:
lol, but that still doesn't beat "Hello, my name is Mr. T." :wave:
Must be the way you are saying it,Kicker....Works every time for me!:D
try saying it with a deep English accent....you may have to wait for your balls to drop though:flipa:
TerminalVelocity
10-22-2002, 06:56 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
....you may have to wait for your balls to drop though:flipa:
I love saying that to juves :p
*course to you I am a juve oO*
....you may have to wait for your balls to drop though:flipa:
I love saying that to juves :p
*course to you I am a juve oO*
Moppie
10-22-2002, 06:57 AM
Wanna a root?
YogsVR4
10-22-2002, 08:56 AM
Jared..... Isn't that the guy from the Subway comercials?
kicker1_solo
10-22-2002, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Jared..... Isn't that the guy from the Subway comercials? yes
Jared..... Isn't that the guy from the Subway comercials? yes
YellowMaranello
10-22-2002, 03:35 PM
:spit:
I really did spit my milk all over my keyboard, thats the funniest thing I've seen all week. Although, I tihnk the worst pickup-line I've ever heard was, "Are you a girl?"
I really did spit my milk all over my keyboard, thats the funniest thing I've seen all week. Although, I tihnk the worst pickup-line I've ever heard was, "Are you a girl?"
S Brake
10-22-2002, 05:19 PM
"I drive a civic :right: "
Moppie
10-22-2002, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by snowboarder
"I drive a civic :right: "
That has actualy worked for me. :finger: :finger: :finger:
"I drive a civic :right: "
That has actualy worked for me. :finger: :finger: :finger:
nubiannupe
10-22-2002, 07:11 PM
This one usually works for me..... NOT!!! :
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.:D
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.:D
S Brake
10-22-2002, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by Moppie
That has actualy worked for me. :finger: :finger: :finger: Thats...
neat? :finger:
That has actualy worked for me. :finger: :finger: :finger: Thats...
neat? :finger:
kidrocket
10-22-2002, 07:34 PM
im partial to
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
speediva
10-22-2002, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by kidrocket
im partial to
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
I've gotten this one before... :o
I also have gotten:
~Wanna go out for a pizza and a f*ck?
~You must own a juice company... You know... the one called "Veryfine"
~If your right leg is Thanksgiving, and your left leg Christmas, can I meet you between the holidays?
~(almost worked) I lost my teddy bear; Can I sleep with you tonight?
~(me walking out of store hurriedly with uncertainty on face) "Hey you lost something," (I turn around looking on the floor, and look up at the voice...) "Your smile." Had I not felt upset to my stomach I might have done more than smile and walk away...
im partial to
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
I've gotten this one before... :o
I also have gotten:
~Wanna go out for a pizza and a f*ck?
~You must own a juice company... You know... the one called "Veryfine"
~If your right leg is Thanksgiving, and your left leg Christmas, can I meet you between the holidays?
~(almost worked) I lost my teddy bear; Can I sleep with you tonight?
~(me walking out of store hurriedly with uncertainty on face) "Hey you lost something," (I turn around looking on the floor, and look up at the voice...) "Your smile." Had I not felt upset to my stomach I might have done more than smile and walk away...
ci5ic
10-22-2002, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Wanna go out for a pizza and a f*ck?
Heard this before, but with a little more:
Male: Wanna go for a pizza and then f*ck?
Female (indignantly): NO!
Male: What, you don't like pizza? :sun:
Also, like this one:
If you're a sex-pot, I'll be your stir-stick.
Wanna go out for a pizza and a f*ck?
Heard this before, but with a little more:
Male: Wanna go for a pizza and then f*ck?
Female (indignantly): NO!
Male: What, you don't like pizza? :sun:
Also, like this one:
If you're a sex-pot, I'll be your stir-stick.
kicker1_solo
10-22-2002, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
you may have to wait for your balls to drop though please refrain from discussing my testicals please :)
you may have to wait for your balls to drop though please refrain from discussing my testicals please :)
taranaki
10-23-2002, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by kicker1_solo
please refrain from discussing my testicals please :)
Can't spell 'em,hasn't got 'em.Better get Kermit's opinion.
:D
please refrain from discussing my testicals please :)
Can't spell 'em,hasn't got 'em.Better get Kermit's opinion.
:D
kicker1_solo
10-23-2002, 01:31 AM
j00 are not a funny man :finger:
Oz
10-23-2002, 01:42 AM
"They tell me that you are what you eat. By this time tomorrow, I plan to be you"
(Best Response)
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
...
"Unfertilized"
(Best Response)
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
...
"Unfertilized"
kidrocket
10-23-2002, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
I've gotten this one before... :o
oh shit that was you?
jk
I've gotten this one before... :o
oh shit that was you?
jk
nubiannupe
10-23-2002, 10:15 AM
Here's another interesting one or two:
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
THE4TH
10-24-2002, 09:20 AM
guy: hey my watch says your naked...
girl: well you watch must be wrong..
guy: oh yeah your right .. it's an hour fast..
:devil: :D :smoka:
girl: well you watch must be wrong..
guy: oh yeah your right .. it's an hour fast..
:devil: :D :smoka:
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