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taranaki
10-21-2002, 05:50 AM
to find out what product now bears your username as it's trademark for ever more click the link and enter your name in the box!
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=taranaki
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=taranaki
Moppie
10-21-2002, 05:53 AM
Oz
10-21-2002, 05:53 AM
ozriceboy
ozriceboy is a car! It collects litter!
ozriceboy is a car! It collects litter!
Oz
10-21-2002, 05:54 AM
grant
grant is a credit card that recites haiku!
grant is a credit card that recites haiku!
Rich
10-21-2002, 09:04 AM
HuMMerMan is a screwdriver that flashes at intervals and dehumidifies the air.
Deakins
10-21-2002, 09:15 AM
Deakins is a headband that can be programmed to perform simple tasks, is powered by a single hamster and is made entirely of wood.
Focus2000
10-21-2002, 09:21 AM
:hehehe:
focus2000
focus2000 is a window pane! It gets +2 to kill undead!
chris
chris is a jetpack that plays MP3s! It communicates with wireless devices and does away with household drudgery.
focus2000
focus2000 is a window pane! It gets +2 to kill undead!
chris
chris is a jetpack that plays MP3s! It communicates with wireless devices and does away with household drudgery.
YogsVR4
10-21-2002, 09:55 AM
YogsVR4 is a toaster that shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger and takes high-quality digital photos. :)
Fireinthesky28
10-21-2002, 11:08 AM
Chuck is a car that does away with household drudgery
Fireinthesky is a pair of roller-skates that repairs itself
Wonderful.
Fireinthesky is a pair of roller-skates that repairs itself
Wonderful.
Heep
10-21-2002, 01:34 PM
LMAO!!
Heep is a webcam that's covered with realistic fur! It is perfectly safe to use.
:hehehe::hehehe:
Heep is a webcam that's covered with realistic fur! It is perfectly safe to use.
:hehehe::hehehe:
unconvinced
10-21-2002, 01:42 PM
Unconvinced is a chainsaw that will make your suitcase obsolete and keeps food warm. :silly2:
Incidentally, Your Mom "is a pair of shoes that runs on a single AA battery!"
SS
Incidentally, Your Mom "is a pair of shoes that runs on a single AA battery!"
SS
unconvinced
10-21-2002, 01:51 PM
"My ass is like a normal waffle iron, but it's laced with vodka."
Sham365
10-21-2002, 02:36 PM
said i'm a fax machine that sticks to your skin. :rolleyes:
darkness
10-21-2002, 02:42 PM
darkness is a sheet of paper! It looks like a pot-plant!
moondog
10-21-2002, 08:04 PM
moondog is a walking stick that can pick locks!
gatchaman is a diamond ring that keeps you warm at night and doubles as a shoe.
monkey is like a normal greetings card, but it lasts for up to a week.
gatchaman is a diamond ring that keeps you warm at night and doubles as a shoe.
monkey is like a normal greetings card, but it lasts for up to a week.
kicker1_solo
10-21-2002, 08:15 PM
hot damn :D
kicker1_solo is a shoe-shiner that detects explosives and can play chess.
kicker1_solo is a shoe-shiner that detects explosives and can play chess.
Spec2 Girl
10-21-2002, 08:17 PM
spec2 is a fridge magnet! It recharges itself at night!
andy is a pair of underpants that can be used as a metal detector!
vampi is a riot shield! It is inflammable!
:cool: :D
andy is a pair of underpants that can be used as a metal detector!
vampi is a riot shield! It is inflammable!
:cool: :D
unconvinced
10-21-2002, 09:36 PM
Hey, look...it makes a pretty good political pundit as well.:p
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=Bush
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=Bush
Moppie
10-21-2002, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by unconvinced
Hey, look...it makes a pretty good political pundit as well.:p
LOL! so it does:
"Helen Clark is a wafer-thin plastic sheet that can be used to deter muggers and extends at the touch of a button."
Hey, look...it makes a pretty good political pundit as well.:p
LOL! so it does:
"Helen Clark is a wafer-thin plastic sheet that can be used to deter muggers and extends at the touch of a button."
Heep
10-21-2002, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by moondog
moondog is a walking stick that can pick locks!
Now that would be handy!
Some of them are just odd and make no sense though :confused:
moondog is a walking stick that can pick locks!
Now that would be handy!
Some of them are just odd and make no sense though :confused:
Graphik Styles
10-21-2002, 10:36 PM
desi ganksta is a suppository! It makes popcorn! heh heh
(osama bin laden)
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=laden
(osama bin laden)
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=laden
speediva
10-21-2002, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by unconvinced
Hey, look...it makes a pretty good political pundit as well.:p
*LMAO* Omigosh, I really, really, really enjoyed that!!! :lol2:
Hey, look...it makes a pretty good political pundit as well.:p
*LMAO* Omigosh, I really, really, really enjoyed that!!! :lol2:
replicant_008
10-22-2002, 12:15 AM
replicant_008
replicant_008 is a golf club that's better than the last one and detects police sonar
replicant
replicant is a contact lens that can be controlled remotely! It can be controlled by willpower alone.
Spooky... for a contact lens wearer and golfer (and speed camera dodger).
replicant_008 is a golf club that's better than the last one and detects police sonar
replicant
replicant is a contact lens that can be controlled remotely! It can be controlled by willpower alone.
Spooky... for a contact lens wearer and golfer (and speed camera dodger).
ci5ic
10-22-2002, 12:26 AM
ci5ic is a scooter that recites haiku!
Sounds like fun! Where can I get one?
michael is a letter-opener that rotates at high speed! It emits harmful gases and turns your lights on and off.
Better than "The Clapper"! .. "Gas on! Gas off! The Gasser!"
Sounds like fun! Where can I get one?
michael is a letter-opener that rotates at high speed! It emits harmful gases and turns your lights on and off.
Better than "The Clapper"! .. "Gas on! Gas off! The Gasser!"
Neutrino
10-22-2002, 01:40 AM
Neutrino is a lightbulb that tracks its position with GPS! It sings comical songs.
Ssom
10-22-2002, 02:29 AM
Moss1O6GTi
Moss1O6GTi is a barcode reader! It requires a sample of DNA!
w3rd:D
Moss1O6GTi is a barcode reader! It requires a sample of DNA!
w3rd:D
tazdev
10-22-2002, 06:45 AM
ragt20
10-22-2002, 07:31 AM
ragt20
ragt20 is a games console that does the washing up! :rolleyes:
ragt20 is a games console that does the washing up! :rolleyes:
primera man
10-23-2002, 10:29 AM
primera man
primera man is a baseball cap that cannot be moved, looks better than it sounds and plays the theme from Steptoe and Son.
:mad: :mad:
primera man is a baseball cap that cannot be moved, looks better than it sounds and plays the theme from Steptoe and Son.
:mad: :mad:
nubiannupe
10-23-2002, 10:44 AM
Nubiannupe
Nubiannupe is like a normal handgun, but it's perfectly safe to use.
(my thought, exactly!!):D
Nubiannupe is like a normal handgun, but it's perfectly safe to use.
(my thought, exactly!!):D
Polygon
10-23-2002, 12:50 PM
ragt20
10-23-2002, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by primera man
primera man
primera man is a looks better than it sounds and plays the theme from Steptoe and Son.
:mad: :mad:
Buhahahahahah :spit:
ragt whistles theme tune of steptoe and son as he leaves thread LOL...:lol2:
primera man
primera man is a looks better than it sounds and plays the theme from Steptoe and Son.
:mad: :mad:
Buhahahahahah :spit:
ragt whistles theme tune of steptoe and son as he leaves thread LOL...:lol2:
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