Rejected Motel Slogans

We're working on that smell thing, too.
Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.
As seen on "COPS."
If we'd known you were staying all night, we'd have changed the sheets.
Not just for nooners anymore.
We left off the 9, but you know it's what we mean...
You rented the room, now we'll sell you the video!
Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.
We'll just leave the Lysol there for ya!
Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on "your" salary, pal!
We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery "better!"
It's Hookerriffic!
Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheets art since 1962!
Cheap and Easy - Just Like Your Mother.
We put the "Ho" in "Motel."

Ouch! Some of those are nasty! :hehehe: :p