Things That Sound Dirty in Golf But Aren't

Nuts! My shaft is bent.
After 18 holes I can barely walk.
You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
Look at the size of his putter.
Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
Mind if I join your threesome?
Stand with your back turned and drop it.
My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.

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I never knew golf was so dirty! :hehehe: :p

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
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I never knew golf was so dirty! :hehehe: :p

Oh, you don't know the HALF!!!! :o

What's more is that they more often than not INTEND for that to be taken the wrong way... and may I say once more: GOLFERS ARE NOT GENTLEMEN!!!

Okay, I'm alright... Really... I won't be working at the golf course next year if I can help it. :D

Originally posted by saturntangerine

GOLFERS ARE NOT GENTLEMEN!!!


We're better! :D

I bought a stiffer shaft this week

Mandy, you are a compulsive hooker

I really hit the sweet spot

Get in the hole! (BTW Monica - a putt that caresses the lip but doesn't go in the hole)

That was a flop that went high and then dropped in the hole

I'm get two strokes to your one on this hole

This is the number one stroke hole