Ralph Rules!!!

You know it! :D

Let's all post our favoite Ralph Wiggum (dumb kid from The Simpsons) quotes.

"Oh, boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

"I glued my head to my desk!"

I would like to guys but I've never heard of him:(

Originally posted by Trigger351
I would like to guys but I've never heard of him:(


I dont think I have heard of hime either :bloated:

He's the guy in SS2K's avatar

Mrs. Krabaple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Ms. Hoover: "Ralph, are you eating your paste?"
Ralph [with paste lid in mouth]: "No, Ms Hoover."

Ralph: I ated the purple berries
Milhous: What did they taste like Ralphie?
Ralph: Tastes like burning




when i grow up i either want to be a principal or a caterpilar



I sleep in a drawer


tons more, they're priceless!

When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!"

"So, do you like... stuff?"

"...My doctor says I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there!"

"It says choo choo choose me, and there's a picture of a train!"

"I've been hiding here for 2 hours and Bart still hasn't finded me!"

"I bent my wookie."

Lisa "It says, Look in the Tunk"

"I think he means trunk..." -Lisa

<Nelson and Others appear with war paint making war grunts>

Ralph Popping Up "Meow"

"i cant go in the deep end of the sandbox, thats where the leprechan lives and he tells me to burn things."

"the cat's breath smell's like cat food"

i love ralphie!!!! SS2k, you have the coolest avater!! its hilarious. i got a simpsons quote but its not ralphie...

Bart: hey milhouse, you wanna have some fun??

Milhouse: uuuhhhhh......ok!

the best is when frank "grimey" grimes comes over to their house, and he sees the picture of Homer in space:

Grimes: YOU'VE BEEN TO OUTER SPACE!!!!

Homer: You've never been?


he just says it soooo funny...... you've never been?

"I ate all my caps!" *SNAP* "OOO!!"

From a page-a-day calendar... sorry about the crappy scan. :rolleyes:

hehe I already said that one :D

Originally posted by gang$tarr
hehe I already said that one :D But mine has a picture. :p

"Was President Lincoln okay?"

"Me fail english? That's unpossible!" (partial credit to Twist)

"Ms. Hoover, my worm jumped in my mouth and I ate him. Can I have another?"

Has this one been said yet? "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learnding!" Ralph on his Coleco Computer.

"the snowflake tastes like fishsticks"

"mrs hoover? My mommy says i cant use scissors"

"The children are right to laugh at you ralph, these things couldnt dut butter"

I want to kill Ralph!!:devil: :devil:













j/k:D

Originally posted by Cavallino
these things couldnt dut butter

dut? its a good thing you can type so well typey:flipa:

"My ear hurts and my neck hurts. I have two owies."

Hey Jay!!!!!


Look familiar?:D

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid27/p5cf2d550bb6b402641a26fd2211cb68c/fe353d2e.gif http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid27/pf735504608998b55a0fe7b4ae69d6136/fe353c50.gif

LOL!!! :lol2:

Why do you hate him? He's harmless... I hear he gets the chicks, though...

"It says 'I choo-choo-choo-oose you, and there's a picture of a train.'"

Originally posted by Silver S2000
LOL!!! :lol2:

Why do you hate him? He's harmless... I hear he gets the chicks, though...



No particular reason. Just had to be the one person in here against you and Ralph!:D :D

Honorable mentions of other characters I hate:

Barney
Elmo
Teletubbies
Pokemon
Anything having to do with that bastard mutt, blues clues!

Hmmm.....who am I leaving out?:confused:

The backstreet boys. They're animated characters, right?

Originally posted by Silver S2000
The backstreet boys. They're animated characters, right?

Why in the blue hell would they make a cartoon of the backstreet boys? Please tell me you're joking.:(

No, I mean the real ones are just puppets...

Originally posted by Silver S2000
No, I mean the real ones are just puppets...

Don't scare me like that. As for the puppets thing, well, I always said someone was up their ass and pulling the strings.:D :D

:D :hehehe: :hehe: :sun: :cool:

Well, anyway, that pic was for you since I know you like him so much. Maybe you can shrink him a bit and use it as your avatar.

LOL, I just saw the episode where Homer becomes the missionary to stay away from PBS.

"Jebus? Jebus? Where are you Jebus?"

" I'm going to call you Lisa junior"

Originally posted by Porsche
LOL, I just saw the episode where Homer becomes the missionary to stay away from PBS.

"Jebus? Jebus? Where are you Jebus?"

" I'm going to call you Lisa junior"

ah yes... simpsons at 5, on CFMT :D

? it's 6 here on CFMT, it's out of TO right? I watch it (if i'm really bored) at 5:00, 6:00, 9:00, and 11:00, all on different stations.

whoops, yeah you're right... it is on at 6 on CFMT
i got it mixed up with it being on at 5 on ch. 5.... cbs or somethin like that

it's on Fox at 11

9 i think is teletoon, right?

Yep, I guess we both lead pointless lives j/k ;)

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Maybe you can shrink him a bit and use it as your avatar. :huh: But I already have the perfect avatar... :confused:

:D

Originally posted by Porsche
Yep, I guess we both lead pointless lives j/k ;)

yup i'm a AF/couch potato :D

Originally posted by Silver S2000
:huh: But I already have the perfect avatar... :confused:

:D


NO! MINES IS BETTER!!!!!:D :D :D j/k