The Panda is pissed off!!!
"Pandamonium"
10-17-2002, 06:51 PM
To put in perspective for people in NZ we drive on the left hand side of the road in right hand drive cars.
I was following Mrs Panda to work this morning when a fu*king wanker in a van ran a stop sign to get between us. OK I thought he's a dick & went past him.
So there we are stopped at a T intersection going on to a dual lane main road waiting for a gap. (This is in rush hour so it's heavy traffic)
A gap appears so my wife starts to pull out, then the fu*king wanker in the van goes round the outside of us in the right turn lane & cuts her off.
The result is a crunched right front corner on her car. He then thinks about doing a runner but I've gotten in front of him.
I call the cops & while I'm onthe phone to them he starts getting shitty at my wife. Not a good thing to do while I'm there.
Discussed with him about a quick trip to the morgue which settled him down. Got the cop on the phones attention as well. Ended up swopping details & leaving with his tail between his legs.
The Panda would like to have given him a beating!!!
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I was following Mrs Panda to work this morning when a fu*king wanker in a van ran a stop sign to get between us. OK I thought he's a dick & went past him.
So there we are stopped at a T intersection going on to a dual lane main road waiting for a gap. (This is in rush hour so it's heavy traffic)
A gap appears so my wife starts to pull out, then the fu*king wanker in the van goes round the outside of us in the right turn lane & cuts her off.
The result is a crunched right front corner on her car. He then thinks about doing a runner but I've gotten in front of him.
I call the cops & while I'm onthe phone to them he starts getting shitty at my wife. Not a good thing to do while I'm there.
Discussed with him about a quick trip to the morgue which settled him down. Got the cop on the phones attention as well. Ended up swopping details & leaving with his tail between his legs.
The Panda would like to have given him a beating!!!
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taranaki
10-17-2002, 06:54 PM
You have his name and address.:) Wouldn't hurt to make sure that he remembers that.
Spec2 Girl
10-17-2002, 06:57 PM
That really sux. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to drive. :mad: I hate assholes like that. :mad:
Poor Legacy! :( Good to hear that no one was hurt though.
Poor Legacy! :( Good to hear that no one was hurt though.
YogsVR4
10-17-2002, 07:11 PM
Smashing the fuckwits face would have been a satisfying crunch! (as the comercials go) Glad that the asshole didn't hurt either of you with his van. Hope the cops put him in the slammer with some butt buddies.
darkness
10-17-2002, 07:43 PM
hurt him so he can't have children anymore.
clears out the gene pool
clears out the gene pool
Neutrino
10-17-2002, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by darkness
hurt him so he can't have children anymore.
clears out the gene pool
I second that.
BTW what is a wanker?
hurt him so he can't have children anymore.
clears out the gene pool
I second that.
BTW what is a wanker?
darkness
10-17-2002, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by Neutrino
BTW what is a wanker?
ok theres a few different meanings
"to have a wank" means to masturbate.
"wanker" can then mean he's a masturbater
but it's been generalised to mean dickhead, asshole, stupid moron. I think you get the idea.
BTW what is a wanker?
ok theres a few different meanings
"to have a wank" means to masturbate.
"wanker" can then mean he's a masturbater
but it's been generalised to mean dickhead, asshole, stupid moron. I think you get the idea.
Neutrino
10-17-2002, 11:17 PM
Thanks. Now my behind the wheel vocabularry just got better.
replicant_008
10-17-2002, 11:36 PM
BTW Neutrino... Pajero is spanish for a farm worker who pitches hay.
It's chilean slang for the equivalent of the british, australian and kiwi 'wanker.'
Which is why Mitsubishi rebadged the Pajero to Shogun in Spanish speaking markets - no-one wants to drive in the Mitsi Masturbator...
It's chilean slang for the equivalent of the british, australian and kiwi 'wanker.'
Which is why Mitsubishi rebadged the Pajero to Shogun in Spanish speaking markets - no-one wants to drive in the Mitsi Masturbator...
Moppie
10-17-2002, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by replicant_008
Which is why Mitsubishi rebadged the Pajero to Shogun in Spanish speaking markets - no-one wants to drive in the Mitsi Masturbator...
ROTFLOL :lol2: :lol2:
Considering the nature of most Kiwi Pajero owners that is so funny it rediculas!!!!!!!!!
I cont stop laughing.
LOL
Ok sorry panada.
Did the guy who hit you have insurance? I hope so.
If not then your lucky you didnt hit him, insurance companys as Im sure your aware will look for any excuse to avoid a pay out.
But the wanker certianly deserves everything you can throw at him.
Make a formal complaint of dangerous driving with the cops.
It will give the lazy Traffic guys some actual work to do.
Which is why Mitsubishi rebadged the Pajero to Shogun in Spanish speaking markets - no-one wants to drive in the Mitsi Masturbator...
ROTFLOL :lol2: :lol2:
Considering the nature of most Kiwi Pajero owners that is so funny it rediculas!!!!!!!!!
I cont stop laughing.
LOL
Ok sorry panada.
Did the guy who hit you have insurance? I hope so.
If not then your lucky you didnt hit him, insurance companys as Im sure your aware will look for any excuse to avoid a pay out.
But the wanker certianly deserves everything you can throw at him.
Make a formal complaint of dangerous driving with the cops.
It will give the lazy Traffic guys some actual work to do.
TerminalVelocity
10-18-2002, 04:39 AM
never been hit like that but i'm glad you boxed him in and didnt let the fuck head go!
That sucks, glad your all ok at least
That sucks, glad your all ok at least
Ssom
10-18-2002, 06:23 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
ROTFLOL :lol2: :lol2:
Considering the nature of most Kiwi Pajero owners that is so funny it rediculas!!!!!!!!!
I cont stop laughing.
LOL
Especially ones that lurch past you when you are going 60 kay in a 50- then move into oncoming traffic just to get past you :mad:
But.... You didn't know that Pajero meant wanker???:confused:- then again I have Uruguaian friends j00 don't............
Anyway Panda- glad you didn't let the shit head go- and j00 showed them what happens when you mess with the Panda
ROTFLOL :lol2: :lol2:
Considering the nature of most Kiwi Pajero owners that is so funny it rediculas!!!!!!!!!
I cont stop laughing.
LOL
Especially ones that lurch past you when you are going 60 kay in a 50- then move into oncoming traffic just to get past you :mad:
But.... You didn't know that Pajero meant wanker???:confused:- then again I have Uruguaian friends j00 don't............
Anyway Panda- glad you didn't let the shit head go- and j00 showed them what happens when you mess with the Panda
Oz
10-18-2002, 08:05 AM
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Let him have it Panada. Good luck with sorting it outl. Can you repair cars and panel beat yourself? Maybe a way to earn a little cash from the insurance companies? Would be good. Got any pics?
DVSNCYNIKL
10-18-2002, 08:28 AM
Hey Panda! You should have kicked his ass and then take his information.
Then again, that's just me.:devil:
Then again, that's just me.:devil:
taranaki
10-18-2002, 08:29 AM
Originally posted by ozriceboy
Can you repair cars and panel beat yourself?
Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
Honourable Panda-san is in the sharp end of the motor trade:bandit:
Can you repair cars and panel beat yourself?
Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
Honourable Panda-san is in the sharp end of the motor trade:bandit:
ales
10-26-2002, 03:28 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
Honourable Panda-san is in the sharp end of the motor trade:bandit:
Is there something wrong with your car that you need Panda0san to take care of? :eek: If not, what's with the sucking up? :D:D:D:D
j/k
Honourable Panda-san is in the sharp end of the motor trade:bandit:
Is there something wrong with your car that you need Panda0san to take care of? :eek: If not, what's with the sucking up? :D:D:D:D
j/k
taranaki
10-26-2002, 05:05 AM
Originally posted by ales
Is there something wrong with your car that you need Panda0san to take care of?
Panda-san stocks performance parts,not rust remover:D
and he's bigger than me so I don't mess with him.:eek:
Is there something wrong with your car that you need Panda0san to take care of?
Panda-san stocks performance parts,not rust remover:D
and he's bigger than me so I don't mess with him.:eek:
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