Funeral procession
JD@af
10-17-2002, 12:38 AM
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity.
She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "well that first hearse is for my husband."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "well that first hearse is for my husband."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
speediva
10-17-2002, 12:39 AM
JD, that was soooooo WRONG!!!
Heep
10-17-2002, 12:50 AM
:hehehe:
kris
10-17-2002, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
JD, that was soooooo WRONG!!!
But funny as hell! :D
JD, that was soooooo WRONG!!!
But funny as hell! :D
Ssom
10-17-2002, 01:16 AM
black humor at it's best :finger:
Moppie
10-17-2002, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by kris
But funny as hell! :D
oh so very funny! :lol2: :lol2:
But funny as hell! :D
oh so very funny! :lol2: :lol2:
YogsVR4
10-17-2002, 10:56 AM
:D :D :D
DVSNCYNIKL
10-17-2002, 12:18 PM
That is hilarious!!!:hehe::hehe:
Spec2 Girl
10-17-2002, 03:50 PM
:hehehe: :hehehe: :silly2:
ragt20
10-17-2002, 04:02 PM
hahahahah roflmao :lol2: :lol2: :hehehe:
great one :lol2:
great one :lol2:
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