Not that funny....

Okay, these aren't that funny, but they made me laugh.

1) This idiot I know has an old beetle that he is building. He was once bragging about it to us and told that he could do 0-60 in "two houses"! What system of measurement is that?

2) Okay, this comes from my friend, Glitchmaster Brown. He was racing a friend (99 Civic Si, plenty of mods). Well, Glitchmaster has a 94 Jetta (also, plenty of mods) with 18" rims, and when he beat the civic he said "Damn, my shoes are too big for my feet and I still beat you!" I got a good kick out of it.

its not too funny, but its ok :)

Here is a funny conversation I had with a kid from my school:

Kid: Yeah, I'm putting in a turbo.
Me: Cool. Are you going to have an intercooler?
Kid: Why? The engine doesn't get hot.

Funny funny! :D

Here's another one...with Glitchmaster and the idiot (from #1)

Glitch: Yeah, I'm going to get a turbo
Idiot: Cool! Are you going to get an intercooler, or an outercooler?
Glitch: Well, I think I'll get the intercooler, seeing as it's the only one that actually exists.

Enzo, that last one was pathetic... :( :D

You two had the exact same conversation in car forums.
I'm serious. Exactely the same.:)

this thread is r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d:apuke:

unless you guys actually make it funny i'm gonna have to close this thread :p