Just Jokes
Chris
02-22-2001, 09:59 AM
For Skoda (or any other car you want)
Q: How do you double the value of a Skoda?
A: Fill it up with gas
Q: What do you call a convertable (or sunroof equipped) SKoda?
A: A Trash can
Q: Why do Skoda's have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you push it
I have more, and will post them latter
Q: How do you double the value of a Skoda?
A: Fill it up with gas
Q: What do you call a convertable (or sunroof equipped) SKoda?
A: A Trash can
Q: Why do Skoda's have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you push it
I have more, and will post them latter
igor@af
02-22-2001, 11:06 AM
hehe :D
r32GTS25
11-09-2001, 02:57 AM
What is on the back page of every Skoda owners handbook?
A bus time-table.:D :D
A bus time-table.:D :D
Jimster
11-26-2001, 12:38 AM
The previous owner of the Yugo I once had, did stick a Stagecoach timetable on the bacK!!!!!!
YogsVR4
11-26-2001, 03:23 PM
yuck-yuck-yuck :D
DVSNCYNIKL
11-26-2001, 03:24 PM
Maybe if I knew what a Skoda looked like, I would get it.:bloated:
Ando_Rules
06-17-2002, 10:34 PM
hnahaha lol lol thats damn funny man good one
Ran
01-04-2003, 12:25 PM
yea goooooood jokes .
here is one (not so funny): What happens when you enter your skoda?
it breaks down.... :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
here is one (not so funny): What happens when you enter your skoda?
it breaks down.... :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
360Modena1117
02-11-2003, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Maybe if I knew what a Skoda looked like, I would get it.:bloated:
Heres a Skoda
Maybe if I knew what a Skoda looked like, I would get it.:bloated:
Heres a Skoda
Baretta
07-07-2003, 07:23 AM
Hey Ran, where did you get that cool blue spinny car?
:attention
:attention
freakray
07-08-2003, 10:40 AM
Originally posted by Baretta
Hey Ran, where did you get that cool blue spinny car?
:attention
right click.....select properties....read :loser:
Hey Ran, where did you get that cool blue spinny car?
:attention
right click.....select properties....read :loser:
Midnight Racer
07-24-2003, 04:41 PM
:bigthumb:
psions5
09-01-2003, 11:16 AM
This is what a Modern Skoda Looks like!
See Atatchments
Since about 94'-95' Skoda Auto Have been owned By Volkswagen and are sooo much better than they were. I think it's really unfair to show old pictures of skoda's to people who don't have them in their country. The Modern ones are Fabulous. Mine Has sat nav, A/C, Traction, Cruise e.t.c plus there are some very sporty models avaliable too.
Yes they were quite frankly "£$%£" But now are greatly better. Things can change. Mine has parts from Audi and Daimler which are owned By VW.
See Atatchments
Since about 94'-95' Skoda Auto Have been owned By Volkswagen and are sooo much better than they were. I think it's really unfair to show old pictures of skoda's to people who don't have them in their country. The Modern ones are Fabulous. Mine Has sat nav, A/C, Traction, Cruise e.t.c plus there are some very sporty models avaliable too.
Yes they were quite frankly "£$%£" But now are greatly better. Things can change. Mine has parts from Audi and Daimler which are owned By VW.
laserray87
09-12-2003, 09:04 PM
Do you know where the best place is to park your Skoda?
On top of a hill so it's easier to start pushing!
On top of a hill so it's easier to start pushing!
EMAXX
09-13-2003, 09:56 AM
These are some great jokes. :lol2:
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