Rice patrol

This is from nopi

LOL Rice Patrol, thats a good idea. Get that trash off the roads!

:hehehe: :spit: :huh: :D

Love how Rice Patrol is written backwards on the front bumber so it shows up CLEARLY in the rear-view mirrors of would-be offenders:D

LOL, I wish there was a real Rice Patrol in my town, the city of wannabe gangstas. It wouldbe so nice to keep those dumbasses of the road. :D

We could use one of those around here.

Originally posted by Polygon
We could use one of those around here.

Polygon, you live in Utah, I live in L.A, this place is the center of ricevile, Ive seen it all from nissans with TRD written on them, Geo metros with giant REMUS EXAUST written on the side, I could go on, but I'll make myself cry.

The only thing I hate about imports are the fact there are so many wannabes. ricers give imports a bad name. If there werent so many wannabes, maybe the domestic guys would accept us. Anyone see the "why imports suck" article in CARCRAFT??? Every import trend they made fun of, refered to ricers, doubledeck wing, dual exaust, the stickers...

Originally posted by integra818


Polygon, you live in Utah, I live in L.A, this place is the center of ricevile, Ive seen it all from nissans with TRD written on them, Geo metros with giant REMUS EXAUST written on the side, I could go on, but I'll make myself cry.


Yeah, no question there. We could all use at least one in every city and town!

You'd probably need at least four or five. :D

I live just outside of Dallas TX. I have seen this black Honda del Sol driving around, with TransAm emblems on it. it was the most hilarious thing ive ever seen. Ive seen it 2 or 3 times, if i can get a picture Ill put in on the picture forum.

Ok thats funny

LOL!! I'm kind of upset though because someone did it before I did. I was planning on eventually picking up a Crown Vic, and doing basically the same thing. No light bar, but push bars mandatory. I've already given my fair share of rice tickets. :p :p :D :D

Haha, rice patrol is an awesome idea. I'd have to say the best display of rice is in this picture from the web, I'm sure many of you have seen it:


http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/989377big_tip1.jpe

Ho yes, that pic. I am pretty sure it has been posted or I have seen it somewhere before. I try to think that it is a photoshopped picture, or a joke. If that car's owner thinks that thing looks fine, there is something wrong with him. I'm sure it would sound like crap too... I hate rice!!!

Ho yes, that pic. I am pretty sure it has been posted or I have seen it somewhere before. I try to think that it is a photoshopped picture, or a joke. If that car's owner thinks that thing looks fine, there is something wrong with him. I'm sure it would sound like crap too... I hate rice!!!
Ditto!!! Rice sucks, so tacky and tasteless.

OH MY GOD!!!!!
That is the most insane picture I have ever seen.
I will keep a camara in my car to try to get a pic of the Honda TransAm for you guys. Its so funny. Black with TransAm badges all over it.

hehehe, it would come in handy if you wanted to kill yourself tho, just start her up, lay down behind it, and stick your head IN the exhaust! LOL!!!

I hate all of these ricers with all thier coffee can mufflers and triple bookshelf on bookshelf wings. They are invading our sweet little country and making it an eye sore for tourists. All you ricers out there how do you think Honda feels about you defiling (spelling) thier sweet little economy cars. This isn't what they had in mind. Ohh yes and one more thing I hate seeing perfectly nice drifting cars like Nissan 240sxs and Mazda RX 7s getting these huge cardboard looking body kits, or so called combat kits.



:zx11pisse JUST STOP! iT MAKES NO DAMN SENSE! :zx11pisse

:monkeypis RICERS


All you other rice haters check out ricehatersclub.com ( make sure you look at the van!!)

Drifting is awesome. The roads froze over where I live (Dallas TX) a few weeks ago. I was drifting my car in this huge parking lot, it was great!!!!

the rice near me is the kids who think imports suck cause there "rice burners" then the get canstier mufflers on there v-6 'stangs lol now that sounds like crap! It be great to see a teg pull them over cause they claim there sixes with probbly 150 whp run 9s and put fake time slips claiming 9s in there rear window to "prove" it.

Not sure if you'd be interested, but I run a website along these lines. http://www.projectrice.com/

I have a fairly broad definition of rice, I know, but it's all in good fun.

Check it out, if you're interested.

- The RiceMaster