Cashed out my bank account

gotta go buy something new

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/images/news/photos/badguysphotos/070322money.jpg

I wish I had some...







Dangit...wishes never come true...

umm....wow..

$205 million in cash, most of it in $100 bills, total weight of all that cash: at least 4,500 pounds

wheres my cut?

yeah yeah and 200,000 in euros and 150,000 pesos.

drug money. old article...

$205 million in cash, most of it in $100 bills, total weight of all that cash: at least 4,500 pounds

Must suck to have two tons of cash laying around... lol

That's a lot of money!

http://www.fucd.com/index.php?link=2360

found it. ok, only a week old.

As an aside, for those that travel... is that you should avoid having large amounts of US currency getting near your luggage. Devices that are used by Border Control in a number of countries for random detection of contraband utilising swabs of the exterior of checked and carry-on luggage - these highly sensitive devices can detect traces of illict substances in the parts per million.

There are plenty of occasions where the swab indicates a positive result for cocaine but a physical search indicates a negative result - studies indicate that a large proportion of US currency at some stage is in contact with the stuff or with currency that has. Where luggage has been in contact with sums of currency this can result in positive results for traces of the stuff...

As an aside, for those that travel... is that you should avoid having large amounts of US currency getting near your luggage. Devices that are used by Border Control in a number of countries for random detection of contraband utilising swabs of the exterior of checked and carry-on luggage - these highly sensitive devices can detect traces of illict substances in the parts per million.

There are plenty of occasions where the swab indicates a positive result for cocaine but a physical search indicates a negative result - studies indicate that a large proportion of US currency at some stage is in contact with the stuff or with currency that has. Where luggage has been in contact with sums of currency this can result in positive results for traces of the stuff...

Since (as Bugs Bunny said) it's dirty dirty money....this brings a new twist to the term "Money Laundering". :lol:

hey money is money i will still take some even if it is drug money

Hey, loan me a dollar!

Dearest Adrian Blu Civic,

I am the President of the humble nation of Banlandia. We do not produce many exports in Banlandia for our terrain is rocky and barren. However beneath the surface is a wealth of diamond within the rock. 70% of our nation's diamond mines are under the ownership of Sir Fadrian Civic who has recently passed after being crushed under the weight of his diamond crown. He has no immediate family here in Banlandia and we have traced his family tree to discover that you are his 17th cousin twice removed and once put back. As his only living relative you are entitled to take over his diamond mines worth well over 65,000,000,000 USD. In order to take ownership of these mines all we need from you is your bank routing and account number.

Congratulations Mr. Civic,
00accord44
President of Banlandia
The Honorable Baby
Banlandian Treasurer

As an aside, for those that travel... is that you should avoid having large amounts of US currency getting near your luggage. Devices that are used by Border Control in a number of countries for random detection of contraband utilising swabs of the exterior of checked and carry-on luggage - these highly sensitive devices can detect traces of illict substances in the parts per million.

There are plenty of occasions where the swab indicates a positive result for cocaine but a physical search indicates a negative result - studies indicate that a large proportion of US currency at some stage is in contact with the stuff or with currency that has. Where luggage has been in contact with sums of currency this can result in positive results for traces of the stuff...
What about large amounts of US currency in your wallet or pocket?http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/cocaine/cocaine_media3.shtml

Now everybody don't go out and start "sniffing" all the money in your wallet:nono: :lol:

Dearest Adrian Blu Civic,

I am the President of the humble nation of Banlandia. We do not produce many exports in Banlandia for our terrain is rocky and barren. However beneath the surface is a wealth of diamond within the rock. 70% of our nation's diamond mines are under the ownership of Sir Fadrian Civic who has recently passed after being crushed under the weight of his diamond crown. He has no immediate family here in Banlandia and we have traced his family tree to discover that you are his 17th cousin twice removed and once put back. As his only living relative you are entitled to take over his diamond mines worth well over 65,000,000,000 USD. In order to take ownership of these mines all we need from you is your bank routing and account number.

Congratulations Mr. Civic,
00accord44
President of Banlandia
The Honorable Baby
Banlandian Treasurer

this is great...i have gamily in Nigeria and Banlandia

As an aside, for those that travel... is that you should avoid having large amounts of US currency getting near your luggage. Devices that are used by Border Control in a number of countries for random detection of contraband utilising swabs of the exterior of checked and carry-on luggage - these highly sensitive devices can detect traces of illict substances in the parts per million.

There are plenty of occasions where the swab indicates a positive result for cocaine but a physical search indicates a negative result - studies indicate that a large proportion of US currency at some stage is in contact with the stuff or with currency that has. Where luggage has been in contact with sums of currency this can result in positive results for traces of the stuff...

i read a thing a while ago, and over here something like every £20 note that's been in circulation for a couple years, has traces of cocaine on it. London is also the world's heroin captial. it's believe that's an area known as the Green Lanes (that area alone) moves 2 metric tons of heroin per week.

read that last week they captured 19 tons of cocain headed for the States...largest drug seize to date

19 tons? wow...

the crew must've been through the roof with that lot on board.

i read a thing a while ago, and over here something like every £20 note that's been in circulation for a couple years, has traces of cocaine on it.

that's why I only use the pink ones.

London is also the world's heroin captial. it's believe that's an area known as the Green Lanes (that area alone) moves 2 metric tons of heroin per week

not exactly a bragging right now is it?

it's an interesting fact.

i don't like the £20 notes, they're all bright and nasty.

er... but they taste good?
mmm...tingly on your tongue

Is that Gate's pocket change?

i got a couple the other day, thought they were from Jersey or something. bleh. i like the old ones. luckily, i have 10 of the old ones "sitting around".

Why did you ask for it in $1's?

those are $100's

Why did you ask for it in $1's?
You know how Adrian likes to go to the club and 'make it rain' on strippers

Well remember before you go sniffing the stuff the concentrations are ppm so you'd have to construct a way of extracting and refining the stuff that would probably cost more than the stuff on the street - and probably destroy the currency in the process. Reminds of the fact that seawater actually contains dissolved precious metals but you'd have to evaporate an awful lot of it to get an ounce of fine gold.

Besides if you did go sniffing the stuff you'd probably get some sort of disease fairly quickly, the stuff is practically swimming in bacteria and filth.

As for currency, I move away from NZ for a year or so and when I come back it's got rid of 5 cent coins, changed the 10, 20 and 50 cents for smaller facsimiles of the original ones...

And the US has passed legislation to prevent the illegal export of pennies from US territory - appears that the metal content is actually now worth more than US 1 cent so there is a trade in exporting the things for scrap content so instead of getting rid of them (like the h'penny, farthing and thruppence) they've now made it illegal to deface, export or melt them for scrap.

i hate 1p & 2p coins. i never use them, they're such a pain.

went out and bought a new car

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cNVrMZX2kms