Work vs Prison

Possibly a repost, but I couldn't find it, so:


IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.




IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.




IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.




IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock & open all the doors yourself.




IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.




IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share.




IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you can not even speak to your family and friends.




IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.






Humm?

Which Sounds Better? So what are you waiting for?

you forgot the bit about when "Bubba" bends you over in prison.

i'll take work, thanks.

i enjoy going out to fancy overpriced restaurants, cinema, rock climbing, go karting, flying all over europe and too many other things too much.

i'll take work too; especially considering I only work two days a week.

So who has been locked up?? I was kinda when I was 17. Spent like 12 hours overnight in a cell. It sucked I was handcuffed to another dude and a bench.

you forgot the bit about when "Bubba" bends you over in prison.

i'll take work, thanks.

Hell, I get that from the boss now :lol: but I'll take the job.

I got stuck in the bing for 30 days before and I've been working since I was 14.

I think I'll keep making money legit... the cornbread in jail is exceptional though

8 hours in a cell with Otis the town drunk was enough to keep me out.... damn DUI... I blame it on college...

I'll stick to working, I like fresh air.

Couple hours locked up for a fight a few years ago. Got out of court with mediation, wiped off my record.

Could we compare this to going to school next?

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

Often times in prison you do have to work. And I think I will share a toilet at work and shower by myself instead of keeping my own toilet and showering with "Big Rig" who has an open eye for the new comers.

If you walk out of work, you'll find it hard to get another job.

If you walk out of jail, they'll do everything in their power to get you back.....

Could we compare this to going to school next?

For High school

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT SCHOOL you spend most of your time in a 2x3 desk.




IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free).
AT SCHOOL you only get a break for one meal and you usually have to pay for it yourself.




IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
AT SCHOOL you get rewarded for good behavior with not getting screwed over by the administration.




IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT SCHOOL you must open all the doors yourself.




IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT SCHOOL you get screwed over by the administration for watching TV and playing games.




IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT SCHOOL you have to share and then you come out smelling like pot.

If you walk out of work, you'll find it hard to get another job.

If you walk out of jail, they'll do everything in their power to get you back.....

:lol2:

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
AT SCHOOL you get rewarded for good behavior with not getting screwed over by the administration.Not here, Admin screws you over either way, good or bad, its the over achievers hat dont get screwed.

IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free).
AT SCHOOL you only get a break for one meal and you usually have to pay for it yourself.

Here we don't have to pay for our meals :p

Not here, Admin screws you over either way, good or bad, its the over achievers hat dont get screwed.

over achievers?
you mean the ones who actually do work and work hard and excell?

over achievers?
you mean the ones who actually do work and work hard and excell?

:owned:

over achievers?
you mean the ones who actually do work and work hard and excell?No, we have lenty of them, but those who cry if they go below their 4.0 gpa, or are good in sports, so the admins look at them as gods. Personally, I dont think athletes and the people with the greatest grades should be looked at that way. Its like a fight I got into a few years ago. The cops would have seen me as being in selfdefence, I got suspended for 3 days because I hit a kid in the face with a broom after I had told him to let go of my arm 3 times or more. He got off with out anything because he was one of our "star" football player. Not prud of this but our football team had the state record for most games lost, sturgis beat it a year or 2 ago. The only team of ours that actually does good is the girls basket ball players. I could see it if they did good, but they suck. But our school is f'ed up. Thats putting it lightly.

I haven't whined about school since 1979. Get me out of this timewarp!

...and doberman_52 hasn't whinged about school since 19:49.

Get used to it life doesn't change after highschool. I work with a bunch of full grown men that act like its a popularity contest for 12 year old girls.

...and doberman_52 hasn't whinged about school since 19:49.



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Good to see that some folks never change on AF:icon16:

ahaha good stuff

I'm pretty sure this school is worse than most around, but w/e. 40 days left, than I get a full time job. I'm sure it will suck, but I don't think it will have all the drama that my school has. plus I can then get away from my parents. I know lifes a bitch so, w/e.