my mini-cooper

my 2002 mini cooper will smoke any car out there, im pushin 8,000 hp, and runnin a chevy big block on the engine, runnin twin blowers, i do a 1/4 in the 1 second range, think u can smoke me? well :flipa: :finger:

SON, WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT DOPE!!!!!!!!

Step away from the crack pipe:smoka:

:bonghitte :D

Originally posted by RuffRyder
my 2002 mini cooper will smoke any car out there, im pushin 8,000 hp, and runnin a chevy big block on the engine, runnin twin blowers, i do a 1/4 in the 1 second range, think u can smoke me? well :flipa: :finger:

front or rear drive? and where exactly did you fit that 454?

ahahahahahahahahahhah cough gasp ahhhhh nothing like a good laugh.
wtf a Chevy motor in a BMW? (Mini=BMW)

Originally posted by hennessyvenom

wtf a Chevy motor in a BMW? (Mini=BMW)

Not quite, because the Mini-Cooper was not built by BMW.

not like it really matters who makes it, there is no way that a mini could have that much horse. it's a good laugh!! peace

Originally posted by rayadas
not like it really matters who makes it, there is no way that a mini could have that much horse. it's a good laugh!! peace

Oh no..I just didn't want that poor lad to be confused :(

the cooper motor is a bmw motor, and they are owned by bmw.

so it's a beemer...

well that was pointless i'm gald you wasted all of our time.

you, my friend, wasted just as much time...

b/c you opened the thread, and replied to it...

hypocrite...

Originally posted by RuffRyder
my 2002 mini cooper will smoke any car out there, im pushin 8,000 hp, and runnin a chevy big block on the engine, runnin twin blowers, i do a 1/4 in the 1 second range, think u can smoke me? well :flipa: :finger:


:wtf: :gives: :banhim:

:iagree:

Hey neutrino where did you get you smilies?

Well, the engine is Brazilian in fact.....and is probably the most unimpressive part of the car.
:icesangel

the cooper motor is a bmw motor, and they are owned by bmw.

so it's a beemer...

One thing i want to point out - The new german things ARE NOT mini's!!

The classic mini's are the only true mini's. Here's how to distinguish between them:

Classic:

Noisy as hell,
British,
sticks to the road like glue,
British,
fun to drive,
British,
easy to repair,
and did i mention - BRITISH


Imposter mini's

German (need I say any more?)

Originally posted by Chairchild


One thing i want to point out - The new german things ARE NOT mini's!!

The classic mini's are the only true mini's. Here's how to distinguish between them:

Classic:

Noisy as hell,
British,
sticks to the road like glue,
British,
fun to drive,
British,
easy to repair,
and did i mention - BRITISH


Imposter mini's

German (need I say any more?) :iagree:

mini's suck

waste of space, thank god their small

let me guess, you drive either a:


"Festering shit-heap" (Fiesta)

or

"Shove me over" (Nova)

Can you tell me of any other car which weighs just over 600Kg, yet still has handling to out-do a Ferrari - AS STANDARD?

And I take you have a HUGE aluminium spoiler on your car - even though it FWD.Or maybe an exhaust the the local refugees sleep in because it's so large - even though your car's under 2000cc and gains no performance from it.




Have you done any serious mods?

Nope? Didn't think so, now go back to your LED washer-jets and stop slagging off a great car just because you've got a crap one

:chair:

:nutkick:

:twak:

and finally, a well deserved :thefinger

let me guess, you drive either a:


"Festering shit-heap" (Fiesta)

or

"Shove me over" (Nova)

Can you tell me of any other car which weighs just over 600Kg, yet still has handling to out-do a Ferrari - AS STANDARD?

And I take you have a HUGE aluminium spoiler on your car - even though it FWD.Or maybe an exhaust the the local refugees sleep in because it's so large - even though your car's under 2000cc and gains no performance from it.




Have you done any serious mods?

Nope? Didn't think so, now go back to your LED washer-jets and stop slagging off a great car just because you've got a crap one

:chair:

:nutkick:

:twak:

and finally, a well deserved :thefinger

are you talking to me .... :swear:

did anyone else slag off mini's?

Try changing your name to frozenbrain, it would suit you better

Cos it obviously don't work!

who the fuck do you think you are git....? talk all the shit you want over the computer you fucking nerd... :loser: i'll suck your mini up my Ram Air nostril, and shit you out my exhaust pipe...

HaHa, I seemed to have touched a nerve there. So I take it you DO drive one of those crap cars then?

Oh yeah, just so you know, those air-rams do pretty much nuthin. And I also seemed to have guessed the size of your exhaust as well.

Come back when you have a real car (RWD), go back to your nova page, and get off the drag racing page - you don't belong here :screwy:


So come on, what cc is your car?

I've got a 2.3L 1st gen RX7, and a 998 1978 mini

i've got a picture of my RX7 here if you don't believe me

http://www.geocities.com/diocmans_chair/net1ed.gif

# jap-style side graphics,
# dual-wing alloy spoiler,
# full undercar neons,
# LED washer jets+side repeaters,
# chaser lights at the rear,
# clear front clusters
# pace-car strobes
# Full Motek exhaust ststem,
# lowered sports springs,

So what are you running HONESTLY


you've got a nova/festa, so I'm not expecting more than a 1.4 with a bit of drain-pipe taped underneath it! Oh yeah, I want photo proof as well

HaHa, I seemed to have touched a nerve there. So I take it you DO drive one of those crap cars then?

Oh yeah, just so you know, those air-rams do pretty much nuthin. And I also seemed to have guessed the size of your exhaust as well.

Come back when you have a real car (RWD), go back to your nova page, and get off the drag racing page - you don't belong here :screwy:


So come on, what cc is your car?

I've got a 2.3L 1st gen RX7, and a 998 1978 mini

i've got a picture of my RX7 here if you don't believe me

http://www.geocities.com/diocmans_chair/net1ed.gif

# jap-style side graphics,
# dual-wing alloy spoiler,
# full undercar neons,
# LED washer jets+side repeaters,
# chaser lights at the rear,
# clear front clusters
# pace-car strobes
# Full Motek exhaust ststem,
# lowered sports springs,

So what are you running HONESTLY


you've got a nova/festa, so I'm not expecting more than a 1.4 with a bit of drain-pipe taped underneath it! Oh yeah, I want photo proof as well


YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!!! :loser: :screwy:

PONTIAC TRANS-AM WS6 (aka RAM AIR)
340 HP STOCK
5.7 LITER V8
MANUAL 6
AND OH YEAH, IT IS RWD retard

AND THE PICTURE SAYS IT ALL... YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT CAR IS, YOU FUCKING LOSER...

AND :lol: YOU DRIVE A RICEBURNER.... GO BUY SOME MORE LIGHTS DUMBASS.

5.7 - 340Bhp

Thats just under 60Bhp per litre!

My rotary is 1.1 - 110Bhp STANDARD = 100Bhp per litre!
With a peripheral port (which I'm currently doing) It will get close to 300Bhp without ANY forced induction. It's going into a stripped out mini using a beetle gearbox via a Kennedy adaptor and using a 700cfm holly carb. So why are you in the drag section with your standard trans-am?

Will you STOP quoting the entire fucking post! It's getting annoying you little prick! :banhim:

Oh yeah, where's the picture?

Found it! :yugosmili :thumbsdow

Don't you mean WS6 package, as in 325 hp stock??? The only Firebird that came with 340 or greater was a 2002 Firehawk with 345 hp from SLP...

First of all, T/A's are one of the greatest cars ever made! I don't think anybody should try to knock T/A's, especially if they own a little fucking mini. The only good mini is a turbo'ed mini, and stock, those can't even take a T/A stock. At least you got an Rx7. Those are pretty decent....bitch to work on, but nice rotary.

BTW, BlkCamaroSS, the HP numbers quoted for T/A's and even Camaros were dimmed down a little bit since they were a little too close to the numbers ran by the Corvettes, GM's flagship auto. You're SS should have a little more HP than was reported. I know it may not sound believable, but whatever. Believe what you want.

This I know, but since they were in the business of quoting stock numbers, I figured they might as well be right...

entitled to your own opinion on that matter

SS. can't believe you did that..... yes, 325 hp, factory underrated.!!.. lol...


Chairchild: "100hp per liter" blah blah who gives a fuck.. i'll BURN your ass anyday of the millenium...and the pic is there, you fucking bat..

your link doesn't work... but somehow, i don't need a pic to believe you have neons... you're a joke...

:lol: :owned: :bananadie :flipa:

Come back when you have a real car (RWD), go back to your nova page, and get off the drag racing page - you don't belong here :screwy:


What's really funny is Nova's are RWD. Silly little child.

and Nova's esp. the old 60's Novas are pretty bad ass little cars

I tell you guys...
All that Nitrous and turbos infact super chargers are getting to be to common in the imports, Take a look at a Camaro, TA, Firebird... You see any of that? FUCK NO! We dont need it, You been taking too many hits of some nitrous, wake up and smell the exhaust of a real car Camaro, TA, Firebird . Stupid Ricer WTF are You thinking dumbass, and YES for the last fucking time! A Camaro, TA, Firebird IS REAR WHEEL DRIVE! You silly ricer! :screwy:

my 2002 mini cooper will smoke any car out there, im pushin 8,000 hp, and runnin a chevy big block on the engine, runnin twin blowers, i do a 1/4 in the 1 second range, think u can smoke me? well :flipa: :finger:oh yeah well my moped would smoke you.













NO literaly smoke you:lol2::smokin::ppimp:

Didn't mean to slag off the T/A, just that stupid 12 yr/old who's talking bulls**t!!!

What's really funny is Nova's are RWD. Silly little child.

I meant a vauxhaul Nova - common boy-racer car in the UK
(I forgot this is an american site!!!)

And you may not be able to see my picture - but I can't even see a link to your's you little faggot!

I can't be arsed with this site - too many little dickheads! Everyone else talks normally and puts effort in, but it's the little wankers like frozencock who spoil it!

I meant a vauxhaul Nova - common boy-racer car in the UK
(I forgot this is an american site!!!)

And you may not be able to see my picture - but I can't even see a link to your's you little faggot!

I can't be arsed with this site - too many little dickheads! Everyone else talks normally and puts effort in, but it's the little wankers like frozencock who spoil it!

My mistake I've never heard of a Vauxhaul Nova. However, refering to me as a faggot because I'd rather spend my money on my cars and bike rather than a digital camera is quite rude, not to mention childish. You are the one who would be considered the dickhead in this instance as you resorted to name calling. Yes frozenblue could have phrased his reply better, but you easily could have presented factual information to disprove his comment. One last thing, at the flywheel my bike produces 200hp per liter.

ok chairchild, you little piece of shit.... the pic is, and has been there... if you can't see it, it's not my fault you have a piece of shit computer... as for calling me 12, i'm 19... though that's not old, that's older than you, which is why you are a git... i have a 2000 ws6... you will NEVER beat me in a race... NEVER!!!! and the pic in the avatar is MY car too, except the colors are switched... i guess you may not know what it is because you live in the UK, and have never seen a real AMERICAN car... i can not stress enough, what a dumbass you are for trying to talk shit to me... anyone who drives a fucking mini, CANNOT, FOR ANY REASON, talk shit to someone who drives an LS1 powered RAM AIR... AND YES, the RAM AIR hood is FUNCTIONAL... guess you wouldn't know anything about that either.. I'm DONE arguing with YOU, because there really never was an argument to begin with... you LOST before it could even begin... people in here may not agree with me completely, but they know if YOU and I met at the line, YOU'D be TOAST...

:nutkick: :owned:

I feel the need to help here.

I have a 1984 Trans am with a chevy 305 and it would still smoke you.


P.s. I plan on buying an rx7 for drift soon and putting a 383 stoker or an ls1 in my trans am.

Oh yeah well I have a Honda Firebird Trans Am GTA:ViceCity with a Stage 4 Hamster and 150 shot of Go! juice, and some other stuff I don't know about all imported from Japan, 9 million hp!!! I go through tires like a porn star goes through d...well you get the picture.

I win.