Damn it

Was doing the first service on this car since i got it (10,000 miles ago, yeah, i know, too long). Changed the oil and the oil filter, and planned on changing the fuel filter, but the dumbass who owned it before me put fscking glue on the fscking threads on the fuel line where it screws into the filter. Who the hell glues the filter to the line, these are meant to be fscking temporary.

Was doing the first service on this car since i got it (10,000 miles ago....

That sucks, but 10,000 MILES? Damn dude, that's beyond lazy or no time to do it.... LMAO that's a woman's maintenance schedule... Once the engine explodes and falls out the bottom of the car THEN take it to the shop and have the oil changed. :rofl:

I would have to agree with Earls Fat because the fuel filter is the last of your wories with a ten thousand mile oil service interval your engine will be toast in no-time.

you sure its glue and not like threadlocker??

^^ could be, is it red or blue by any chance???

well when threadlocker dries it turns like a yellowish or brownish alot of the time.

Well, i think it was thread lock. I finally got pissed and threw my weight at that wrench and it came loose. I usually service it every 3-4,000 miles but i've been really busy lately. It's nice now, it starts quicker and seems to have woken up.

that's a woman's maintenance schedule...

excuse me? :banhim:

excuse me? :banhim:

cant cause its true for 9/10ths of women.

excuse me? :banhim:
Thou art excused. And don't forget your homework.

:evillol: I love it when everyone agrees with me.

yes well Jim...at least my second gen ran....:rofl:


and kornie, i'm not 9/10 of women. so get it straight.

yes well Jim...at least my second gen ran....:rofl:
OUCH!

yes well Jim...at least my second gen ran....:rofl:


and kornie, i'm not 9/10 of women. so get it straight.



well if I said ALL women I knew you would either get sand in your vagina or that time of the month would come early and you would flip....so yeah. :cwm27:

yes well Jim...at least my second gen ran....:rofl:

Sa-LAM!

Well, i think it was thread lock. I finally got pissed and threw my weight at that wrench and it came loose. I usually service it every 3-4,000 miles but i've been really busy lately. It's nice now, it starts quicker and seems to have woken up.

you're lucky, when i threw my weight at it the line turned and snapped instead of the nut.

Ah yes, but my was VOLUNTARILY parked. :smokin: And WILL be back on the road, probably sooner than I had expected... where's your 2 gen... HMMMMM??? :screwy: (Mine's parked becuase I care about it! :grinyes: )

Gave it a little hit in the nads and dumped it???? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ah yes, but my was VOLUNTARILY parked. :smokin: And WILL be back on the road, probably sooner than I had expected... where's your 2 gen... HMMMMM??? :screwy: (Mine's parked becuase I care about it! :grinyes: )

Gave it a little hit in the nads and dumped it???? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Whatever you say, Mr. Goodwrench. I sold mine, and it never gave me any problems at all. I have no nads, but I'm sure you'll be tucking back yours when you go bankrupt.

why would he go bankrupt???? Were not like women. We dont have to pay people to fix our cars for us.

I wouldn't know, I don't have to go to a mechanic.

oh boy......i have a feeling we are all gonna be in human resources 2morrow lmao

Well... I wouldn't say Goodwrench... I wouldn't say Badwrench either... Let's just go with.... Jim. MR Jim to you ladies. Especially the 99.9% of you ladies who wait until the car won't start to tell your man that it's now 50,000 miles overdue on an oil change.

Anyhoo... I'm going to spend a little more than I had anticipated, but not bankruptcy. I'm guessing by the time I get the interior the way I want it... Maybe $2,000 - including tools, mind you. And I have MOST of that set aside now. Sooooo :flipa: :smooch: .

Why'd you sell yours? :confused: Didn't you only have it for about a month?

Ahh, we've been overdue for a testosterone laidend pissing for distance thread. :uhoh:

Indeed we have, problem is... it's with our own sweet SG!

wheres R- Kelly when we need him?? :biggrin:

eww to the r kelly comment, lol. and yes i sold it to some dude in trenton who did all the bodywork to it and then put it on ebay http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=002&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&viewitem=&item=120098241307&rd=1,1

a post about piss isnt a post till r kelly is thrown in the mix!!!!

who the hell is "R Kelly"???

Shit SG, I'd have bought that for $1000... what did you wind up getting for it???

600. i bought it for 300, so i figured i did pretty well. lol

Golf clap... definite golf clap.