M&M Survival Guide
Spec2 Girl
10-08-2002, 05:59 PM
Put M&M's into a container and add these directions:
To temporarily calm your craving for chocolate, eat the BROWN one.
At the first sign of hot flashes eat the RED one.
Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression.
The GREEN one calms your frustrations, when you want to be left alone.
If you feel a headache coming, on eat the YELLOW one.
The BLUE one reduces Bloating.
If all symptoms occur at the same time, eat the WHOLE BAG.
(I heard a different thing about the green ones, but eating the whole bag works for me! :D )
To temporarily calm your craving for chocolate, eat the BROWN one.
At the first sign of hot flashes eat the RED one.
Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression.
The GREEN one calms your frustrations, when you want to be left alone.
If you feel a headache coming, on eat the YELLOW one.
The BLUE one reduces Bloating.
If all symptoms occur at the same time, eat the WHOLE BAG.
(I heard a different thing about the green ones, but eating the whole bag works for me! :D )
ragt20
10-08-2002, 06:07 PM
:confused: :bloated:
:lol2:
:lol2:
Ssom
10-09-2002, 03:28 AM
Does this work???:confused:
Moppie
10-09-2002, 04:38 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Does this work???:confused:
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Does this work???:confused:
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Judge
10-09-2002, 04:50 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Does this work???:confused:
yes, this has been scientificly proven.
:cool:
:bloated:
Does this work???:confused:
yes, this has been scientificly proven.
:cool:
:bloated:
kris
10-09-2002, 01:35 PM
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars,
Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars,
Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
ragt20
10-09-2002, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by kbslacker
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars,
Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
you are not still doing that :rolleyes:....
they sent you a coupon :eek: but not a white jacket with fancy straps :p
haven't you discovered the one True champion yet....you posted something like this bout a year ago now :eek:
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars,
Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
you are not still doing that :rolleyes:....
they sent you a coupon :eek: but not a white jacket with fancy straps :p
haven't you discovered the one True champion yet....you posted something like this bout a year ago now :eek:
Spec2 Girl
10-09-2002, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Does this work???:confused: Only one way to find out. ;) :D
Does this work???:confused: Only one way to find out. ;) :D
YogsVR4
10-09-2002, 07:33 PM
Too many rules!
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Spec2 Girl
10-09-2002, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Too many rules! Well just eat the whole pack or just the green ones. They do funny things to you. :D :angel:
Too many rules! Well just eat the whole pack or just the green ones. They do funny things to you. :D :angel:
Twist
10-09-2002, 11:13 PM
I have established a strict hierarchy for my M&M's. The higher the rank, the longer they live.
[list=1]
Red
Yellow (this is the closest color to yellow! :silly2: )
Blue
Green
Purple (when it comes out, it had better know it's role! :shakes fist: )
Brown (according to vBulletin code, this color is chocolate! :confused: )
[/list=1]
At least purple won the global color vote. No aqua or pink for me, thank you very much!
Also, if I have a clean flat space I arrange them to spell things or make shapes. :)
[list=1]
Red
Yellow (this is the closest color to yellow! :silly2: )
Blue
Green
Purple (when it comes out, it had better know it's role! :shakes fist: )
Brown (according to vBulletin code, this color is chocolate! :confused: )
[/list=1]
At least purple won the global color vote. No aqua or pink for me, thank you very much!
Also, if I have a clean flat space I arrange them to spell things or make shapes. :)
Ssom
10-10-2002, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Only one way to find out. ;) :D
Yeah- I asked this because it wasn't funny like jokes are supposed to be:D
Only one way to find out. ;) :D
Yeah- I asked this because it wasn't funny like jokes are supposed to be:D
DVSNCYNIKL
10-10-2002, 07:22 AM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
(I heard a different thing about the green ones, but eating the whole bag works for me! :D )
Great way to keep at the gym huh!:D :D :D :D j/k
(I heard a different thing about the green ones, but eating the whole bag works for me! :D )
Great way to keep at the gym huh!:D :D :D :D j/k
Spec2 Girl
10-10-2002, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Yeah- I asked this because it wasn't funny like jokes are supposed to be:D That's because it wasn't a joke! :finger:
and DVS that's why we own a Hamster wheel! :p :hehehe:
Yeah- I asked this because it wasn't funny like jokes are supposed to be:D That's because it wasn't a joke! :finger:
and DVS that's why we own a Hamster wheel! :p :hehehe:
taranaki
10-10-2002, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
and DVS that's why we own a Hamster wheel! :p :hehehe:
Hamster wheel.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..:licker:
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/avatar.php?userid=6623&dateline=1010476045
and DVS that's why we own a Hamster wheel! :p :hehehe:
Hamster wheel.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..:licker:
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/avatar.php?userid=6623&dateline=1010476045
Spec2 Girl
10-10-2002, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
Hamster wheel.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..:licker:
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/avatar.php?userid=6623&dateline=1010476045 Guess I'd better put it away for the weekend! :uhoh:
:p :hehehe:
Hamster wheel.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..:licker:
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/avatar.php?userid=6623&dateline=1010476045 Guess I'd better put it away for the weekend! :uhoh:
:p :hehehe:
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