Car Company Personalities/Slogans

I made these up, let me know what you think:
Ferrari:
Would you like to make a down payment or would you rather buy a house?
Porsche:
Don't bother with the other cars, just buy the Turbo.
Lamborghini:
See Ferrari
Bentley (Hehe Dylan:))
It's really a Rolls Royce
Rolls Royce:
Our cars are better than Bentleys
Ford:
Don't get mad if the tire pops
Chevrolet:
Ford sucks
Dodge:
We really are different. Really.
Chrysler
MB doesn't know what they are doing
Mercedes Benz:
Chrysler doesn't know what they are doing
Oldsmobile:
Oh well...
Honda:
Teenagers dream of us
BMW:
It's either us or MB
VW:
Other teenagers dream of us

What do you think?

I like the Ford one. That's pretty good. :)

Ford:
Its Firestones falut. Leave us alone.

Originally posted by SkylinesKillAll
Ford:
Its Firestones falut. Leave us alone.

LOL thats a good one.

They're both pretty good.

They all are good.

How bout' these

Shelby:
Hope you can wait and pay extra.
Lexus:
We use Toyota parts and charge more.
Aston Martin: (I do like them though)
You'll be dead before you get your car.
Pontiac:
Get eaten by bears in the Asstek! (With the tent Up)
Ferrari:
Would you like us to match the colour of your Learjet?