Mastercard Wedding!
ragt20
10-08-2002, 03:33 PM
Don't think I've seen this one posted here............
MasterCard Wedding
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each a manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
"F--- you!" then turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial outta this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.....$32,000
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion......$3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.....$8,500
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man... Priceless!
There are somethings money can't buy.
For everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D
MasterCard Wedding
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each a manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
"F--- you!" then turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial outta this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.....$32,000
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion......$3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.....$8,500
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man... Priceless!
There are somethings money can't buy.
For everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Spec2 Girl
10-08-2002, 04:23 PM
Priceless! :D
SilverLotus340R
10-08-2002, 04:40 PM
i wish i was invited to that wedding..
that would have been wicked funny to see what the brides mom looked like when she saw the pic..
brides mom " Now jenny you know we talked about not having sex till your married right?"
bride " yes mom"
haha
that would have been wicked funny to see what the brides mom looked like when she saw the pic..
brides mom " Now jenny you know we talked about not having sex till your married right?"
bride " yes mom"
haha
DVSNCYNIKL
10-08-2002, 04:54 PM
ROFLMGDAO!!!!!!:hehehe::hehehe::hehehe:
Jay!
10-08-2002, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
ROFLMGDAO!!!!!!:hehehe::hehehe::hehehe: x 999,999!!! :lol2: :spit:
ROFLMGDAO!!!!!!:hehehe::hehehe::hehehe: x 999,999!!! :lol2: :spit:
kicker1_solo
10-08-2002, 05:33 PM
LOL, that's great. :D
primera man
10-08-2002, 10:48 PM
That man i need to meet and shout him a beer :cool: :cool:
YogsVR4
10-08-2002, 10:58 PM
I've heard the story before but I suspect it might be an urban legend.
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taranaki
10-08-2002, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
I've heard the story before but I suspect it might be an urban legend.
Yogs is right,of course...www.snopes.com,traces it to 1995
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm
but in fact the real story goes back as far as 5th of August 1991...
how can I be so sure of the exact date?
Ladies and gentlemen,Iwas that best man....:devil:
I've heard the story before but I suspect it might be an urban legend.
Yogs is right,of course...www.snopes.com,traces it to 1995
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm
but in fact the real story goes back as far as 5th of August 1991...
how can I be so sure of the exact date?
Ladies and gentlemen,Iwas that best man....:devil:
tazdev
10-09-2002, 12:47 AM
trust Mr T to ruin the fun:flash:
Ssom
10-09-2002, 01:26 AM
MAstercard aint getting thier filthy hands on this one :mad: :mad: :mad:
This is going to be the new Mosstercard ad:finger: :finger: :finger:
So who wants to play the bride??? :D
This is going to be the new Mosstercard ad:finger: :finger: :finger:
So who wants to play the bride??? :D
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