yet another GT stang

Was coming home from playing some poker, driving kinda quick, and realized I was only boosting 11psi. Pulled into a gas station and found my mbc screw had backed out. So I cranked it to where I thought it should be, pulled out and did a quick burst to make sure...14psi...perfect. Instantly it obviously faster. Sweet.

Well apparently some red '04ish GT took notice. Girl in her 20s pulls up next to me and tosses a rev. I look over and just shrug. Not really sure if she was gonna go, or if I even felt like going. LIght goes green and she launches...not the hardest launch ever, but she got outta the hole pretty quick with no wheel spin. I realize she's going, and about a car and a half ahead, so I toss a quick rev and slip the clutch at 3500...I shot out hard. It's a huge intersection going 5 different ways...but by the time we got to the other side I had already passed her and was slightly ahead.

I redlined 2nd, short shifted 3rd, 4th, and put it into 5th around 75ish. She had fallen back and I thought the race was over. Apparently she didn't. I got a domestic female flyby :grinyes: I dropped to 4th, and followed. My turn was coming up, so I wasn't gonna keep racing unless she turned.

Well she did. We both got into the turning lane and yeilded to traffic. As soon as it was clear she turned and took off into the near lane, I gave her a second and then nailed it low in first entering the turn, and came through squealing into the far lane. Nailed the 1-2 shift, tires still shrieking, my open downpipe roaring and reverberating off the cars sitting in the opposing turning lane :evillol:

I pull even with her somewhere in 2nd gear, and proceed to give her a beating she wont soon forget. I top 2nd off and actually passed redline, slam it into 3rd and start leaving her clearly behind. She kept trying, but my nose even lifted on the 3-4 shift and I took it up to 130ish just to make sure she knew who had the superior car. I don't know how far I was ahead, because my eyes were glued to the road and my gauges...but it was an obvious win. We slowed down and stopped at a light a couple miles down the road. She had this huge grin on her face like it was her first race or something. I smiled and nodded, she waved, i got the green arrow and took my turn. Fun race after a sucky game of poker.

you should have gotten her number for the stig! thats cold blooded igovert :disappoin

Damn dude, You raped her.............errrr, I mean you beat her.....you won! :uhoh:

lol^^

OOOOooooohhhh sounds like one of those amazing "highway traffic battles" that I've been hearing about! Absolutely tasty.

Haha, You spanked her man!

Hey, was she cute? If she was, and your not married, you should've bet her virginity on it. It would've been like that show PINKS, but without all the sissy car lengths headstart, and she be betting her body if she lost, or you'd be betting yours. That's a win win situation :D

Hey, was she cute? If she was, and your not married, you should've bet her virginity on it. It would've been like that show PINKS, but without all the sissy car lengths headstart, and she be betting her body if she lost, or you'd be betting yours. That's a win win situation :D


I like the way this man thinks

Bobby is a man of experiance. He is wise... although he thinks I've got mad game... :lol: Not sure why!

you should have gotten her number for the stig! thats cold blooded igovert :disappoin

Yeah, YOU SHOULD of gotten me her digits!... wait... why did you bring my name up of all people?...

I'm confussed!

Hey, was she cute? If she was, and your not married, you should've bet her virginity on it. It would've been like that show PINKS, but without all the sissy car lengths headstart, and she be betting her body if she lost, or you'd be betting yours. That's a win win situation :D

lmao

Bobby is a man of experiance. He is wise... although he thinks I've got mad game... :lol: Not sure why!



Yeah, YOU SHOULD of gotten me her digits!... wait... why did you bring my name up of all people?...

I'm confussed!

I don't think we've ever heard of you having a female friend since, well...forever.
We're just looking out for you, man.

Someone, get Matty a girl!

Oh yeah, almost forgot, nice kill.

Hey... I get laid.



... it just happens when the planets are in alignment... once every 5,000 years... give or take a century.

Meh... I have more fun with my cars... *smashes HotWheels together* Vroom screeech bang!! ... awesome...

Hey... I get laid.



... it just happens when the planets are in alignment... once every 5,000 years... give or take a century.

Meh... I have more fun with my cars... *smashes HotWheels together* Vroom screeech bang!! ... awesome...

I'm sorry Matty...but you can't fuck a plastic car...

Yes you...


wait... Pfbt... who said I've done that?... :uhoh:

What has Joshy told you!?! :mad:




I'm sorry Matty...but you can't fuck a plastic car...

And the jokes on you... they're not plastic they're made of cheap pot metal! HA HAAAAA!

Yes you...


wait... Pfbt... who said I've done that?... :uhoh:

What has Joshy told you!?! :mad:


He just said he sat there and watched you get your "thingy" pinched by it as you tried to insert it someplace...

Also mentioned you had to get 10 stitches on your left nut...

Yeah, those little car doors have sharp corners... wait... I'm being avised by my lawyer to stfu. So I will.


Funny thing about nuts and stitches. One time I ripped my boys open on a bicycle when I was 6 years old. Worst part was I had to show my mom my booboo...

And No, she didn't kiss it better... wtf... you guys are sick.

This is getting awkward fast...

Yes you...


wait... Pfbt... who said I've done that?... :uhoh:

What has Joshy told you!?! :mad:






And the jokes on you... they're not plastic they're made of cheap pot metal! HA HAAAAA!


:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:

Hey, was she cute? If she was, and your not married, you should've bet her virginity on it. It would've been like that show PINKS, but without all the sissy car lengths headstart, and she be betting her body if she lost, or you'd be betting yours. That's a win win situation :D

you could still call the show "PINKS" but it would be in a totally different context :icon16:

hahaha

you could still call the show "PINKS" but it would be in a totally different context :icon16:
:rofl:

this is the funniest thread in a long time. i just keep on laughin.

nice race igo.