Worst Movie Ever?

Worst Movie Ever: Santa with Muscles starring Hulk Hogan

Can anyone beat that?

"Ancient Evil" found in $5 bin at Wal-Mart. Couldn't even give it away. There were others like this but thankfully I don't remember the names.

The one at the bottom of this thread. Seriously, there are horrible movies out there duh, but to rate a movie as being the worse. We shuld include the fact of the possible insanity it may have actually been in a theater. In that case, I present: House of 1000 Corpses, the sequel, and...well, yeah. Oh right, nevermind, I will concede defeat to Land of the Dead.

Idk how that made it onto the big screen.

my mother inlaws home movies. if it wasn't for the dowery, i'd never been able to sit thru it.

Worst Movie Ever: Santa with Muscles starring Hulk Hogan

Can anyone beat that?
Mr. Nanny starring Hulk Hogan.

Road House was a pretty bad movie too. I couldn't imagine paying money to see that in a theater back in the day.

Open Water.

If anybody remembers, its that whack ass movie where 2 people get trapped out at sea and get ate up by sharks. Now I have an extreme phobia of being in that situation and even I was yawning. Best part of the movie was a stray boobie towards the beginning :D

what about that stupid movie idiotacricy or whatever it was called i thought it was going to be hilarious but it was so stupid i didn't get past the 30 min mark

Cannonball Run II. AFAIK I haven't watched the 3rd but the second really sucked. A lot of characters are replaced, the original characters are not themselves anymore, the move is gay, seriously, and it's hard to understand the mobster plot and what the hell's going on. Not to mention, world's WORST villian in a movie.

And at some point in the film, nobody gives a shit about racing anymore, where THE WHOLE GENRE IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT RACING!!!!!!!

I don't know man. Cannonball Run II had Jackie Chan in the tricked out Mitsu Starion as well as some nice cars and blazing bitches. I can think of a couple of other car movies that sucked way worse...2F2F *cough* Besides, that movie was just a comedy so it's supposed to be sorta stupid at times.

Here are a couple of the crappiest car movies made in the last 5 years...
Thrust - hot chicks borderline porn flick
Redline - Aussie film that sucks worse than I can describe
RPM - starring David Arquette... so yeah sucks but at least Famke Janssen iis in this and she's hot.
Ultimate Fear of Speed - about a mad scientist who uses his explosive jizz to make bombs that his son uses to launch at his enemy while street racing. Girl gets over fear of driving fast by fucking boyfriend on hood of lambo at speed.

I can't even give these movies away...

The Last Race: some cheaply made street racing film, it was about 20 minutes long and was just crap.

Snakes on A Plane, which coincidentally is the Best Movie Ever.

Don't ask, I don't know how it's both, either. It just is.

The Last Race: some cheaply made street racing film, it was about 20 minutes long and was just crap.

I agree. I was waiting for the day to end here at work but I still felt cheated out of that time watching (no sound... thank god!)...

Little Miss Sunshine. WTF was that all about? And an Oscar nomination? Crap sells...

Snakes on A Plane, which coincidentally is the Best Movie Ever.

Don't ask, I don't know how it's both, either. It just is.

i saw a clip of someone interviewing Samuel L. Jackson about the film, and the guys says "so, what's the film about?"

the look on Samuel L. Jackson's face was priceless, he was like "Shit, did he seriously just ask that?"

I'll have to go with Timeline. Paul Walker has to be just about the worst actor ever. Worst part is I actually paid to see that movie. :banghead: :banghead:

Somehow I forgot to mention Napolean Dynamite

Death Race 2000! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nOzryCfkbc&mode=related&search=) With David Carradine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pphMecGZQ_s&mode=related&search=) & Sylvester Stallone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9WcsshYaNo) . “In the year 2000 hit & run driving is no longer a felony, it’s a national sport!” :lol: The movie simply sucked. And the hell of it all, they’re doing a remake: Death Race 3000 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrl_k2PWFw)! I’ll probably go out now & rent it. :popcorn:

Oh, & Nicole you’re right. Sometimes, & not all the time, but sometimes a movie is so bad it’s great.

Not including low-budget and B-movies, the answer is simple:

Joe vs the Volcano

edit: excuse my idiotness...i didnt realize this had two pages

i personally think land of the dead was an awesome movie if you take it as a comedy, or just watch it knowing you're going to watch a terrible movie. i've seen it twice and both times i thoroughly enjoyed it (although i don't remember how intoxicated i was).

the worst movie is probably snakes on a train.

Harry Potter movies...

:lol:

Death Race 2000! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nOzryCfkbc&mode=related&search=) With David Carradine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pphMecGZQ_s&mode=related&search=) & Sylvester Stallone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9WcsshYaNo) . “In the year 2000 hit & run driving is no longer a felony, it’s a national sport!” :lol: The movie simply sucked. And the hell of it all, they’re doing a remake: Death Race 3000 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrl_k2PWFw)! I’ll probably go out now & rent it. :popcorn:

Oh, & Nicole you’re right. Sometimes, & not all the time, but sometimes a movie is so bad it’s great.

I actually thought Death Race 2000 was pretty good... well, entertaining enough for a good laugh. I actually have that Roger Corman Box Set which also includes other films he produced... Piranha, Hollywood Boulevard & Rock N' Roll High School. Hopefully Deathrace 3000 provides the same morbid entertainment...

The Mr. Bean movie was the only movie I ever paid for and walked out on which was highly disappointing since I love Bean on BBC. But I think Underdog will be worse than that since they decided to bastardize him completely

i forget if it was biker boys or torque but they actually had 2 guys riding bikes at 200mph while sword fighting. i saw two guys kiss in the park once, and that was the gayest thing i'd ever seen til i saw that movie.

^roflmfao :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

:lol: I believe that was Biker Boys. Torque had the super realistic scene where the guy has some ultrabike that outruns a trail of kerosene as it ignites :rolleyes: Another moment of note was the bike chase through the forest during which a guy does an indo at like 65, whips the tail around, and launches off a tree

...i saw two guys kiss in the park once, and that was the gayest thing i'd ever seen til i saw that movie. :lol2: Funny.

i saw this movie my friend from China had a dvd, i felt like the past two hours of my life were so wasted.
Shanghai soccer.

noone mentioned Battfield Earth

The Big Bus:icon16:

i saw this movie my friend from China had a dvd, i felt like the past two hours of my life were so wasted.
Shanghai soccer. You mean Shaolin Soccer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG3Bakv3pio)! Yeah, that's an other one that's so bad it's funny.

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Glitter is the worst movie ever. Whats the plot? whats the point?
It just seems like some stupid immature relationships and some rubbish plot twists.. doesn't someone get murdered in it or is that wishful thinking? :runaround:

Ever? IDK

But the worst major movie I can currently recall is Dragon Wars.

"1999" With Amanda Peet.


Don't ask me why I saw it. Just don't.

Munich. That movie dragged far too long. I ended up finally finishing it, but it took me watching like 45m one day, 30m another day, and after about a week, I managed to not sleep through it.

Actually, it retrospect, it makes a great movie to watch if you can't sleep.:icon16:

Hey, I enjoyed Munich :p

Jewel of the Nile

that was a good movie for the time...

It's a shitty romantic comedy with Michael Douglas trying to be cool.

It's a shitty romantic comedy with Michael Douglas trying to be cool.

you could do that back in 1985

While Jewel of the Nile probably isn't the worst ever, it still isn't a very good movie, especially when you consider the movie it followed, "Romancing the stone."

A good movie followed by a shitty one. Seems to be a pattern even today.

hmm...for a secound i thought they were the same movie

Epic movie ( everything else like that movie besides Sm1 and 2) was so horrible I scratched the disc... returned it back and rented some other movie : ).

:( I used to work at a movie rental store... you just screwed up the bonus! :biggrin2:

While Jewel of the Nile probably isn't the worst ever, it still isn't a very good movie, especially when you consider the movie it followed, "Romancing the stone."

A good movie followed by a shitty one. Seems to be a pattern even today.

Michael Douglas is unacceptable in any capacity, no matter the year. He will never top his performance in Phone Booth anyway, so he might as well quit.

:( I used to work at a movie rental store... you just screwed up the bonus! :biggrin2:

It wasnt too deep lol! Just need the excuse to return it.

you guys obviously arent very big movie buffs. i'll throw one out that even has an automotive basis.

"death race 2000"

sounds absolutely putrid

My nomination goes to a New Zeland movie called Black Sheep. Some of my tasteless friends wanted to watch it. I could not stand it. Not only are mutated zombie-sheep a bad idea, it was so cheezy and poorly done on top of that.

how about...comedy "date movie", drama "butterfly effect 2", somewhat car related "death proof", sci-fi..pick any "species" oh, and don't forget...no, try to forget "dude, where's my car?" :disappoin

Hostel Part 2.

By far the worst movie was topsy turvy.. I worked in a video store for 3 years and it wasnt rented, not even once... iirc it was sold for a quarter. Has anyone seen Born to Run with Richard Greico? Street racing movie very poorly made and poorly acted... worth a chuckle if you can find it. He does drive a bad ass car though.

IMO, Superbad was stupid. All Hype, nothing funny about it at all. Rather stupid.

That Scientolgogy crap-fest that John Travolta was in.

You know the one I'm talking about it. I watched 10 minutes and vomited.