Cab Driver and A Nun
primera man
10-06-2002, 07:27 PM
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss and fondle me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfils
his fantasy and he is fully satisfied. But when they get back on the
road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's, OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party."
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She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss and fondle me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfils
his fantasy and he is fully satisfied. But when they get back on the
road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's, OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party."
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JD@af
10-06-2002, 08:29 PM
:D :D Heard it before, but its absolutely money!!! :silly2: :sun:
speediva
10-06-2002, 08:49 PM
sooooooo wrong!!!
Spec2 Girl
10-06-2002, 08:58 PM
Classic! :hehehe: :hehehe: :p
taranaki
10-06-2002, 10:17 PM
hahahahaha............kill him! :bandit:
Ssom
10-07-2002, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by primera man
The nun says, "That's, OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party."
That was you Mr T????:eek: :eek:
The nun says, "That's, OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party."
That was you Mr T????:eek: :eek:
taranaki
10-07-2002, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
That was you Mr T????:eek: :eek:
All those who know my true name must now die.Sorry Moss,but.......
Wait,who am I kidding?..it's Moss.....:badass: Die Yabasterd!!!!!:D
That was you Mr T????:eek: :eek:
All those who know my true name must now die.Sorry Moss,but.......
Wait,who am I kidding?..it's Moss.....:badass: Die Yabasterd!!!!!:D
Ssom
10-07-2002, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
All those who know my true name must now die.Sorry Moss,but.......
Wait,who am I kidding?..it's Moss.....:badass: Die Yabasterd!!!!!:D
j00 suxors at your gun :finger:
All those who know my true name must now die.Sorry Moss,but.......
Wait,who am I kidding?..it's Moss.....:badass: Die Yabasterd!!!!!:D
j00 suxors at your gun :finger:
Oz
10-07-2002, 02:27 AM
Heard it, but
Ssom
10-07-2002, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by ozriceboy
Heard it, but
that pic made my day :evillaugh
Heard it, but
that pic made my day :evillaugh
taranaki
10-07-2002, 02:35 AM
Nice job on the CRX.......But an SiR would be better.........:devil:
Ssom
10-07-2002, 02:37 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
Nice job on the CRX.......But an SiR would be better.........:devil:
make that a black Civic SiR- from Howick, with a piece of wheel rim missing, and a Tasmanian devil in the back window :devil: :devil: :finger:
Nice job on the CRX.......But an SiR would be better.........:devil:
make that a black Civic SiR- from Howick, with a piece of wheel rim missing, and a Tasmanian devil in the back window :devil: :devil: :finger:
tazdev
10-07-2002, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
j00 suxors at your gun :finger:
j00 suxors at your gun :finger:
Ssom
10-07-2002, 03:14 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
stfu f4wker bish :finger: :finger: :finger:
stfu f4wker bish :finger: :finger: :finger:
tazdev
10-07-2002, 03:19 AM
you can type that BS but only you and kicker even give a shit what it means
j00z
10-07-2002, 03:22 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
stfu f4wker bish :finger: :finger: :finger:
When When When will the little boy grow up and start using real words?
j00 don't own j00z !!!
I am j00z:flipa:
stfu f4wker bish :finger: :finger: :finger:
When When When will the little boy grow up and start using real words?
j00 don't own j00z !!!
I am j00z:flipa:
Oz
10-07-2002, 03:29 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
you can type that BS but only you and kicker even give a shit what it means
I second that motion. And by motion I am referring to your using the word SHIT...
you can type that BS but only you and kicker even give a shit what it means
I second that motion. And by motion I am referring to your using the word SHIT...
tazdev
10-07-2002, 03:31 AM
Ah it's good to see I'm not the only one that is begining to find it all very lame
Ssom
10-07-2002, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by j00z
When When When will the little boy grow up and start using real words?
j00 don't own j00z !!!
I am j00z:flipa:
OK- who is the smart-arse behind this one :finger:
When When When will the little boy grow up and start using real words?
j00 don't own j00z !!!
I am j00z:flipa:
OK- who is the smart-arse behind this one :finger:
taranaki
10-07-2002, 03:43 AM
This thread is starting to piss people off.Clearly the joke has gone too far.
Ssom
10-07-2002, 03:45 AM
ibl:cool:
Oz
10-07-2002, 03:47 AM
As to who was behind that, I'm guessing you were Moss. But to tell you the truth, I don't care. AF relies on a medium that involves written ENGLISH. Not the BS that constantly spews from you and some select other's keyboards. Personally, I think that if you do not wish to contribute in the aforementioned written english, take it elsewhere. Preferrably a Swedish or Middle Asian board...the only reason being I will never visit it...
Ssom
10-07-2002, 03:52 AM
Originally posted by ozriceboy
As to who was behind that, I'm guessing you were Moss. But to tell you the truth, I don't care. AF relies on a medium that involves written ENGLISH. Not the BS that constantly spews from you and some select other's keyboards. Personally, I think that if you do not wish to contribute in the aforementioned written english, take it elsewhere. Preferrably a Swedish or Middle Asian board...the only reason being I will never visit it... \
My guess is it was Mr T..................
But- I don't get what the big deal is- you substitute the 3's for e's and it is easy enough to read.........It was never meant to be funny :(
As to who was behind that, I'm guessing you were Moss. But to tell you the truth, I don't care. AF relies on a medium that involves written ENGLISH. Not the BS that constantly spews from you and some select other's keyboards. Personally, I think that if you do not wish to contribute in the aforementioned written english, take it elsewhere. Preferrably a Swedish or Middle Asian board...the only reason being I will never visit it... \
My guess is it was Mr T..................
But- I don't get what the big deal is- you substitute the 3's for e's and it is easy enough to read.........It was never meant to be funny :(
Oz
10-07-2002, 04:02 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
It was never meant to be funny :(
So why bother? Don't do it - and maybe some more recalcitrant high school drop out's will follow your goodlead :)
Sorry people, bad mood.
It was never meant to be funny :(
So why bother? Don't do it - and maybe some more recalcitrant high school drop out's will follow your goodlead :)
Sorry people, bad mood.
taranaki
10-07-2002, 04:05 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
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My guess is it was Mr T..................
But- I don't get what the big deal is- you substitute the 3's for e's and it is easy enough to read.........It was never meant to be funny :(
AF does not approve the use of 'alter egos'.If I have something to say,I say it under my own name,thank you.
Frankly,the use of 'hax0r' by some members is getting tedious.In most instances,it is only use in a manner that would be considered disrespectful or rude if the correct English terms were used.IT'S TIME IT STOPPED. Honda OT and PureHonda have both suffered as a result of this childishness,there is no longer a place for it here,IMO.Any member who persists in posting only flames and insults will be dealt to.
\
My guess is it was Mr T..................
But- I don't get what the big deal is- you substitute the 3's for e's and it is easy enough to read.........It was never meant to be funny :(
AF does not approve the use of 'alter egos'.If I have something to say,I say it under my own name,thank you.
Frankly,the use of 'hax0r' by some members is getting tedious.In most instances,it is only use in a manner that would be considered disrespectful or rude if the correct English terms were used.IT'S TIME IT STOPPED. Honda OT and PureHonda have both suffered as a result of this childishness,there is no longer a place for it here,IMO.Any member who persists in posting only flames and insults will be dealt to.
replicant_008
10-07-2002, 04:26 AM
Okay, lengthy Replicant sermon coming up... do NOT adjust your sets...
I'm with OzRiceBoy, Taz' and 'Naki on this one. This whole thing started off as a joke and was mildly amusing to begin with.
I'm not having a go at Moss or kicker (I'll actually admit I like having their posts most of the time - Hell I even like some of Damien's posts).
I even said I like the way that threads get twisted...
Alternatively even the odd flame (it can be amusing if it's taken in a light hearted way) isn't out of line.
Mod baiting is occasionally even acceptable - hell I like having a mental duel with DVS every so often, Spec2 is funny and SaturnTangerine is out there in a nice way...
But this is all going too far, too quickly and escalating to BS and what's more it's really starting to become boring BS.
I wandered in here because of the kind of vapid, insipid, mindless flaming that goes on elsewhere and I really appreciated the depth and diversity of the other posters eg Tangie, OzRiceBoy, Boingo, Heep, DVS (yes even him), 'Naki, Taz, Spec2, Moss, Kicker, kbslacker, gonthrax, Ci5ic, Slacker, Damien, Yogs, JD and Jay among others (apologies if I missed anyone on that roll call ).
I don't agree with all the posts - but as most of you know I enjoy the opportunity to discuss different points of view because we all have a voice here.
I know I've only been here a few weeks but can we all just try to get along...
Okay end of sermon.... normal transmission will be restored shortly...
Regards
Replicant
PPS (And yes you guys did nominate me for lengthy posts but hey you also nominated for quality, spelling, grammar and reasoning. Someone did reckon I was old before my time - maybe they were right)
I'm with OzRiceBoy, Taz' and 'Naki on this one. This whole thing started off as a joke and was mildly amusing to begin with.
I'm not having a go at Moss or kicker (I'll actually admit I like having their posts most of the time - Hell I even like some of Damien's posts).
I even said I like the way that threads get twisted...
Alternatively even the odd flame (it can be amusing if it's taken in a light hearted way) isn't out of line.
Mod baiting is occasionally even acceptable - hell I like having a mental duel with DVS every so often, Spec2 is funny and SaturnTangerine is out there in a nice way...
But this is all going too far, too quickly and escalating to BS and what's more it's really starting to become boring BS.
I wandered in here because of the kind of vapid, insipid, mindless flaming that goes on elsewhere and I really appreciated the depth and diversity of the other posters eg Tangie, OzRiceBoy, Boingo, Heep, DVS (yes even him), 'Naki, Taz, Spec2, Moss, Kicker, kbslacker, gonthrax, Ci5ic, Slacker, Damien, Yogs, JD and Jay among others (apologies if I missed anyone on that roll call ).
I don't agree with all the posts - but as most of you know I enjoy the opportunity to discuss different points of view because we all have a voice here.
I know I've only been here a few weeks but can we all just try to get along...
Okay end of sermon.... normal transmission will be restored shortly...
Regards
Replicant
PPS (And yes you guys did nominate me for lengthy posts but hey you also nominated for quality, spelling, grammar and reasoning. Someone did reckon I was old before my time - maybe they were right)
primera man
10-07-2002, 04:33 AM
Thanks guys :(
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