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PokerStars Game #8555667748: Tournament #43579372
No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/02/21 - 18:01:05 (ET)
Table '43579372 4' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Puffngem (1760 in chips)
Seat 2: igovert500 (2170 in chips)
Seat 3: FerrariMika (3360 in chips)
Seat 4: RockyMc84 (4740 in chips)
Seat 5: otsegomike (1360 in chips)
Seat 6: titoine1154 (2540 in chips)
Seat 7: hughgorgie (550 in chips)
Seat 8: cacce1978 (940 in chips)
FerrariMika: posts small blind 10
RockyMc84: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to igovert500 [Ac As]
otsegomike: calls 20
titoine1154: calls 20
hughgorgie: folds
cacce1978: calls 20
Puffngem: calls 20
igovert500: raises 120 to 140
FerrariMika: folds
RockyMc84: calls 120
otsegomike: calls 120
titoine1154: calls 120
cacce1978: folds
Puffngem: calls 120
*** FLOP *** [4c 4s 4d]
RockyMc84: checks
otsegomike: checks
titoine1154: checks
Puffngem: checks
igovert500: checks
*** TURN *** [4c 4s 4d] [Qs]
RockyMc84: checks
otsegomike: checks
titoine1154: checks
Puffngem: bets 120
igovert500: calls 120
RockyMc84: calls 120
otsegomike: raises 1100 to 1220 and is all-in
titoine1154: folds
Puffngem: raises 400 to 1620 and is all-in
igovert500: raises 410 to 2030 and is all-in
RockyMc84: folds
*** RIVER *** [4c 4s 4d Qs] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Puffngem: shows [5s 4h] (four of a kind, Fours)
igovert500: shows [Ac As] (a full house, Fours full of Aces)
igovert500 said, "54o?"
Puffngem collected 800 from side pot
otsegomike: shows [Qh 3h] (a full house, Fours full of Queens)
Puffngem collected 4510 from main pot
igovert500 said, "you called my raise with that shit?...LMFAO"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5310 Main pot 4510. Side pot 800. | Rake 0
Board [4c 4s 4d Qs 7s]
Seat 1: Puffngem showed [5s 4h] and won (5310) with four of a kind, Fours
Seat 2: igovert500 (button) showed [Ac As] and lost with a full house, Fours full of Aces
Seat 3: FerrariMika (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: RockyMc84 (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 5: otsegomike showed [Qh 3h] and lost with a full house, Fours full of Queens
Seat 6: titoine1154 folded on the Turn
Seat 7: hughgorgie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: cacce1978 folded before Flop



I think that about sums it up. With pocket Ks or As I'm now 9 for 33 this week. That was the ONLY time of all 33 I slowplayed...because I'd flopped nut fullboat.

that's poker for ya.:wink:

i was confused for a while, i didn't understand how he could have four 4's and you had 3, but that sucks. i don't bother with online poker because i don't enjoy it, not as fun as being with actual people

Gambling. Internet. Fixed. Lose.

Gambling. Internet. Fixed. Lose.

werd.

THis is hardly the worst I've seen all night. Lost to a so many 1, 2 and 3 outters that I literally felt sick at one point. However, how ridiculous/humorous is this:

PokerStars Game #8614132250: Tournament #43866099, 80000+1000 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/02/25 - 06:11:31 (ET)
Table '43866099 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: DTWarnock (3380 in chips)
Seat 2: igovert500 (1555 in chips)
Seat 3: captncanuck (970 in chips)
Seat 4: No.6570534 (1835 in chips)
Seat 5: MiketheDude (1720 in chips)
Seat 7: 1up_on_u (1220 in chips)
Seat 8: pudsrus (2645 in chips)
Seat 9: SmartGuy26 (175 in chips)
captncanuck: posts small blind 50
No.6570534: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to igovert500 [Ks Jd]
MiketheDude: folds
1up_on_u: calls 100
pudsrus: folds
SmartGuy26: raises 75 to 175 and is all-in
DTWarnock: calls 175
igovert500: calls 175
captncanuck: folds
captncanuck is sitting out
No.6570534: calls 75
1up_on_u: calls 75
*** FLOP *** [5d Kd Js]
No.6570534: checks
1up_on_u: bets 100
DTWarnock: raises 300 to 400
igovert500: raises 980 to 1380 and is all-in
No.6570534: folds
1up_on_u: folds
DTWarnock: calls 980
*** TURN *** [5d Kd Js] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [5d Kd Js 5c] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DTWarnock: shows [5s 5h] (four of a kind, Fives)
igovert500: shows [Ks Jd] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
igovert500 said, "lol...ridiculous"
DTWarnock collected 2860 from side pot
SmartGuy26: shows [Kc Qd] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
DTWarnock collected 925 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3785 Main pot 925. Side pot 2860. | Rake 0
Board [5d Kd Js 5c 2c]
Seat 1: DTWarnock showed [5s 5h] and won (3785) with four of a kind, Fives
Seat 2: igovert500 (button) showed [Ks Jd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 3: captncanuck (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: No.6570534 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: MiketheDude folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: 1up_on_u folded on the Flop
Seat 8: pudsrus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SmartGuy26 showed [Kc Qd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives

THis is hardly the worst I've seen all night. Lost to a so many 1, 2 and 3 outters that I literally felt sick at one point. However, how ridiculous/humorous is this:

PokerStars Game #8614132250: Tournament #43866099, 80000+1000 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/02/25 - 06:11:31 (ET)
Table '43866099 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: DTWarnock (3380 in chips)
Seat 2: igovert500 (1555 in chips)
Seat 3: captncanuck (970 in chips)
Seat 4: No.6570534 (1835 in chips)
Seat 5: MiketheDude (1720 in chips)
Seat 7: 1up_on_u (1220 in chips)
Seat 8: pudsrus (2645 in chips)
Seat 9: SmartGuy26 (175 in chips)
captncanuck: posts small blind 50
No.6570534: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to igovert500 [Ks Jd]
MiketheDude: folds
1up_on_u: calls 100
pudsrus: folds
SmartGuy26: raises 75 to 175 and is all-in
DTWarnock: calls 175
igovert500: calls 175
captncanuck: folds
captncanuck is sitting out
No.6570534: calls 75
1up_on_u: calls 75
*** FLOP *** [5d Kd Js]
No.6570534: checks
1up_on_u: bets 100
DTWarnock: raises 300 to 400
igovert500: raises 980 to 1380 and is all-in
No.6570534: folds
1up_on_u: folds
DTWarnock: calls 980
*** TURN *** [5d Kd Js] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [5d Kd Js 5c] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DTWarnock: shows [5s 5h] (four of a kind, Fives)
igovert500: shows [Ks Jd] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
igovert500 said, "lol...ridiculous"
DTWarnock collected 2860 from side pot
SmartGuy26: shows [Kc Qd] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
DTWarnock collected 925 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3785 Main pot 925. Side pot 2860. | Rake 0
Board [5d Kd Js 5c 2c]
Seat 1: DTWarnock showed [5s 5h] and won (3785) with four of a kind, Fives
Seat 2: igovert500 (button) showed [Ks Jd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 3: captncanuck (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: No.6570534 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: MiketheDude folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: 1up_on_u folded on the Flop
Seat 8: pudsrus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SmartGuy26 showed [Kc Qd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives

I fail to see whats wrong here. You were behind the entire hand and lost. Not a huge suprise. I've seen worse playing in the casino.

I'm going to the casino tonight to hit the poker room. Problem is I suck really bad.

I'm better at tournament play but suck at cash games.