The Friday Funny
primera man
10-03-2002, 06:29 PM
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10
mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the
hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and
what does a rectum stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until
I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about
6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
bridge..."
The ticket -- $95 dollars.
The look on his
face,.......................................PRICEL ESS :finger: :finger:
mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the
hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and
what does a rectum stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until
I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about
6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
bridge..."
The ticket -- $95 dollars.
The look on his
face,.......................................PRICEL ESS :finger: :finger:
Spec2 Girl
10-03-2002, 06:34 PM
:hehehe: I think Replicant posted something like that before. Still funny though> :D
JD@af
10-03-2002, 07:27 PM
I'll have to try that one some time :right: Funny as shit, though!!
DVSNCYNIKL
10-03-2002, 11:19 PM
You said that to a cop didn't you!:mad:
primera man
10-04-2002, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
You said that to a cop didn't you!:mad:
Im just following your example again ;)
You said that to a cop didn't you!:mad:
Im just following your example again ;)
DVSNCYNIKL
10-04-2002, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by primera man
Im just following your example again ;)
The blind leading the blind.:rolleyes:
:finger: :finger: :D :D :D
Im just following your example again ;)
The blind leading the blind.:rolleyes:
:finger: :finger: :D :D :D
primera man
10-04-2002, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
The blind leading the blind.:rolleyes:
:finger: :finger: :D :D :D
Who's pushing Who in the wheelchair today !! :D :D
The blind leading the blind.:rolleyes:
:finger: :finger: :D :D :D
Who's pushing Who in the wheelchair today !! :D :D
ragt20
10-04-2002, 06:32 PM
:lol2: :lol2: funny!
DVSNCYNIKL
10-04-2002, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
:lol2: :lol2: funny!
What so funny!!!:mad:
:finger: :finger: :finger: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D j/k
:lol2: :lol2: funny!
What so funny!!!:mad:
:finger: :finger: :finger: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D j/k
ragt20
10-04-2002, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
What so funny!!!:mad:
:finger: :finger: :finger: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D j/k
the thread starter is funny ......but imagining P-man wheelin you in a wheel chair even funnier :lol2: :lol2:
:finger: :finger: :D :D
What so funny!!!:mad:
:finger: :finger: :finger: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D j/k
the thread starter is funny ......but imagining P-man wheelin you in a wheel chair even funnier :lol2: :lol2:
:finger: :finger: :D :D
DVSNCYNIKL
10-05-2002, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by ragt20
the thread starter is funny ......but imagining P-man wheelin you in a wheel chair even funnier :lol2: :lol2:
:finger: :finger: :D :D
:finger: :finger: :finger:
the thread starter is funny ......but imagining P-man wheelin you in a wheel chair even funnier :lol2: :lol2:
:finger: :finger: :D :D
:finger: :finger: :finger:
primera man
10-05-2002, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
:finger: :finger: :finger:
Im surpprised that an old man like you has the strength to get those fingers up :devil:
Whats that next birthday number again :p :p
:finger: :finger: :finger:
Im surpprised that an old man like you has the strength to get those fingers up :devil:
Whats that next birthday number again :p :p
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