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Cute names for your 'significant other'


taranaki
10-03-2002, 05:37 AM
No,DONT tell us all what your girlfriend/boyfriend/talking pet sheep calls you....some of us may have just eaten.....:apuke:

If you are vocabulary-challenged,and in desperate need of a good 'pillow name' for your partner,try this link...

http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/pet_name.php


If it doesn't do the trick,don't waste time blaming me...Just go for the traditional'get 'em drunk and score' approach:rolleyes:

DVSNCYNIKL
10-03-2002, 07:55 AM
"Hampster Butt"?:bloated: :bloated:

thomas crown
10-03-2002, 10:44 AM
Thomas - 'Monkey Dooks' (what is that?)
Sara (my gf) - 'Obese Thighs'

she would love that

YogsVR4
10-03-2002, 02:34 PM
If I call my wife "Schmookiddy Nipples" my ass will be grass and she'll be the lawnmower!

Heep
10-03-2002, 02:38 PM
Damnit, why do I have to be "Infertile balls?"

lol

That's for just Mark. "Mark Brown" is much better, "Sweet balls" :D

Heep = "Spanky Dooks", lol :D:D

My new Gangsta name is "Cow-tippin Slim Jimma"

Porn Star name, "Hugh Hardon"

Taxi Driver name, "Tzma©h McCarthy"

speediva
10-03-2002, 02:38 PM
Hey, where'd my post go??? I was the first to respond... :confused:

Anyway, I don't like that thing. :(

My real name equals "Aardvark Ears" and Tangie becomes "Tinkle Poo" :bloated:

Heep
10-03-2002, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Hey, where'd my post go??? I was the first to respond... :confused:

Anyway, I don't like that thing. :(

My real name equals "Aardvark Ears" and Tangie becomes "Tinkle Poo" :bloated:

Aww, my Tinkle poo doesn't like her new name? :(


:D:D

boingo82
10-03-2002, 03:01 PM
I get to be either Poopy Head or...




:eek: :eek: :eek:


GERBIL MELONS!

ci5ic
10-03-2002, 03:07 PM
So far, I think "Tinkle Poo" is the best I've heard.

:silly2:

ragt20
10-03-2002, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by ci5ic
So far, I think "Tinkle Poo" is the best I've heard.

:silly2:


yeah.....with GERBIL MELONS....running a close second.......:lol2::lol2:






hahahahaha roftlmao.....still can't get over Tinkle Poo :hehehe:

:D :D :D :D :D :D

ragt20
10-03-2002, 03:37 PM
real name = Economy Nuts

screen name = Mookie Nuts :eek:


Gangsta - Machete Masta Gorilla :D

taxi driver = Phüt Pöot Underwood :p

Porn Name = Ricky Jammer :uhoh:

ci5ic
10-03-2002, 03:53 PM
GåÑg§†@ ñÂmË = Swingin Dick Bitch Ass

Taxi Driver Name = Waredafahqülarrntudrífe Crockett

Porn * name = Spanky Fuegobutt

Cute wittle pet name = Poopy Dick (I don't think I like the sound of this one :uhoh: )

Spec2 Girl
10-03-2002, 03:59 PM
Andy = Bear Butt

Spec2 = Stinky Huevos

:eek: :uhoh:

I think I prefer Vampi. :D

Heep
10-03-2002, 04:01 PM
Lol! Bear butt...

boingo82
10-03-2002, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by ci5ic
... Poopy Dick (I don't think I like the sound of this one :uhoh: )


:eek: :hehehe: I'm going to resist the obvious jokes about this one.

Rich
10-03-2002, 05:21 PM
Old Name: HuMMerMan

Endearing pet name: Leaky Butt

as in "Awww, did my Leaky Butt have a wuf day at work?"


:bloated: :confused:

Heep
10-03-2002, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by HuMMerMan


:bloated: :confused:

:hehehe:

JD@af
10-03-2002, 07:04 PM
:cwn27: Obese Cha-cha's she ain't gonna like that!!! :cwn27:

But, using my real name, I get to be Donkey Daddy :sun: Now that F'ing rules.

BoredRec
10-04-2002, 02:20 AM
Screen name: Silky Crotch <not what I want to hear when I get home>
Real name: Puppy Anus :confused: :confused:
Gansta name: Sweet Shrinky Nutz
P-Star name: Dick Jiggles
Taxi name: Zzmükhan McCarthy

Not near as good as some others. Oh well.

tazdev
10-04-2002, 06:43 AM
Endearing pet name:
Farty Buns
as in "Awww, did my Farty Buns have a wuf day at work?"

screen name = Donkey Crotch


:eek:

DVSNCYNIKL
10-04-2002, 06:51 AM
Some pretty unique names.:D





Me thinks you are all http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/owned.gif .

Spunkymonkey
10-04-2002, 07:12 AM
Shit Crotch....

ROFL :hehehe:

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