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RM|ZX:Dudz
02-17-2007, 12:06 PM
Got your own famous moment where somethings gone to the shits? Talk about it here, learn about others mistakes for your own health... ...and have a laugh about everyone elses foolisheness.

RM|ZX:Dudz
02-17-2007, 01:30 PM
Well I'm glad to see my forum is unlocked again. Thanks... I think. :grinyes:

aussieidiot
02-17-2007, 01:34 PM
actually we had this awhile ago. i started it and it had bugger all response. ended up me and another guy (Z fanatic) chatting

RM|ZX:Dudz
02-17-2007, 01:46 PM
actually we had this awhile ago. i started it and it had bugger all response. ended up me and another guy (Z fanatic) chatting

I see, fair enough. What a shame... owell... I fell off my bike once. Dont particulary want to do it again, I went through the oil slick when I pulled into the traffic about a month ago. I reckon it took less than half a second for the bike to go from vertical to horizontal. I repaired the fairing, bruises and scratches healed... All fun. Lol.

edwin-r1
02-19-2007, 04:27 PM
Nothing More Funny Than Me Backing Up My 636 On My Drive Way While This Girl Walking On The Side Walk Was Looking Hot, When I Lost My Footing And My Bike Fell On Top Of Me Lol .

edwin-r1
02-19-2007, 05:41 PM
One Of The Most Funniest. Have A Friend Who Just Was So Over Confident That When He Saw Me On My Bike , He Just Had To Have One, After Brain Storming For While Whether He Should Get A Bike Or Not, I Decieded One Summer Day Last Season To Accompany Him In Getting A Bike, So I Took Him To A Local Bike Shop And He Bought A Gsxr 600. I Rode The Bike Home For Him While He Followed Me In My Car. By The Way He Only Thought He Knew How To Ride. On The Way Home I Said To My Self This Guy Just Spent $ 3500.00 For This Bike , Let Me At Least Take Him To A Big Parking Lot, So He Could Learn And Practice. Ok, My Specail Friend Practice And Learn All After Noon. Late That Evening I Was Going Out With My Bike Club Riding The Night Away, My Special Freind Thought He Was Ready. I Was Agianst Him Going Out. Any Way He Decided To Jump On His Horse. We Took Off And Came To A Stop Sign , My Special Freind Was Doing Pretty Good. But Then Came A Hill, Not A Steep Hill But It Was Still A Hill, For Some Reason His Bike Kept Stalling, And Turning Off, I Could See That He Was Getting In Patient. I Told Him To Calm Down And Give The Bike A Little More Throttle Than Usual, Which I Now Regret. His Reply Was I Am Going To Do It Ed ,because When A Challenge Presents Its Self I Have To Do It. On The Hill He Proceeded Turn On His Bike And Gave The Bike Which I Believe Was Too Much Throttle Ended Up Doing The Superman , He Put The Bike At A 12 O Clock And Ran Into A Minivan With The Driver Still Inside And He Also Ate The Bumper Of A Toyota. Like I Said He Thought He Knew.

es_class
02-19-2007, 05:46 PM
i dont know if this counts but- 1 time a friend and I were riding when a cab driver came from the right lane and recklessly cut my friend off (more like almost hit him with the side of the cab doors) so close that my friend swerved right and almost went into a parked car. then the the cab not only cut him off or pushed him off the road but then made a right turn after cutting him off which was like cutting him again. this all took place right b4 a corner under elevated train tracks; doing the speed limit and all cuz we are in the city and about to make a right turn up ahead. anyway, i was overcome by a fit of road rage (which by the way is up 15% in the city according to the news poles - lol) so i went left around the cab and stopped my bike in front of the cab at the next red light. i smacked the hood of his car however we were on a steep hill so as soon as i smacked the car with my right hand, my bike tipped over to the right and my handlebar/grip was on the hood of the cab and i couldnt pick the bike up. lol. all this guy had to do was back up and it would have been a wrap. so here i am stuck , straining to pull her up and im looking at my friend like help me!! but instead of helping me, he goes over to the cab driver, opens the door and snatches the guys glasses off his face and started yelling at him. the passenger gets out and runs to the sidewalk leaving her bags and the cab door open- lol. the whole time im turning purple trying to lift my bike b4 i totally give out and let her fall the rest of the way on the cab then the floor. finally some guy who had seen the whole thing came and helped pull me off the cab. lol. my friend was still barkin on the cabbie ready to break his glasses. then he gave him a speeding ticket (Smack!!!!!in the back of the head) and we left. lol.

aussieidiot
02-20-2007, 02:08 AM
ok heres a few in short but sweet version

FZR250RR
racing a V8 ute andfrom lights and had to change lanes to avoid a parked car and then brake for my corner. ended up doing a stoppie and swinging the rear around mid air. landed and took off. complete stuff up but looked cool.

going around a sweeping left hander, saw the lights were still green so i booted it and then they went red. tried to brake but couldn't (to much of a lean) ass ended up outside the line on gravel so i slid the rear with opposite lock to a stop. ended up 90 degrees out in the middle of an intersection. so i just took off. again complete stuff up but looked cool.


GSXR750t
racing lights again and they went red. pulled on the anchors and got a good stoppie happening but stalled it as soon as the rear wheel hoisted. rolling stoppie next to a car and plonked it back down on the line and almost fell over. looked at the driver and said "how cool was that, pity i fucked up to do it"

two up and tried to turn from a stop on a hill and fell over almost. mrs had to jump off and help bring the bike up.

had a car pull out in front of me across double white lines. had the choice of hit his rear or go the gap between him and parked cars. went the gap and he squashed me. my indicator broke of and opened up his sheet metal like a can opener. smashed my right hand on his mirror causing a bad tank slap. stood up and let the bars go loose in my hands to regain control. rode it out and stopped. all i had was a broken indicator and sore fingers. he had a gash from his rear passenger door through to the mirror.

two up again, late night. had an asian (no offence, just stating) run a red light. i braked that hard that i hoisted the rear. hit him in rear quarter. bent triple clamps and warped the discs. he tried to run but i chased him. a BMW driver saw it happen and put his car in the middle of the intersection to protect my wife. as i got along side his moving car i slammed the bike into his drivers doors and put my head through the window. he ended up hitting the gutter. i was that pumped i lifted the bike onto his bonnet so he coudn't take off again. went back to check the misses. as i passed the drivers window i wanted to throw a punch but thought better of it and hit his boot lid instead. asian came up to us and my wife went to deck him. his 14 yr old son was making threats and death stares. when no one was looking a quick hit with my helmet gave him a nice headache. gloves with body armour dented the crap out of his boot and the bike caved in the bonnet.
cops called but did nothing. i was threatened with arrest for telling the cops to f off back to Donut King and other expletives. it took the cops 2 hrs to get there when the station is 200m away. it was cool to fight with them when they had no grounds of arrest other than my language.

fireblade 954
pulled a stoppie on a hill.... down hill :banghead: got vertical and had to jump over the front screen and catch the bike. minimal scrapes and a bruised ego but crashes are proof your trying.......

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