Its time for some CARLAW!

Men, too many times we have been asked what street racing is. Why do we do it? What is considered a race car and what is a ricer? What is a "flyby"? What is the propper way to signal a win or a loss? ect...

It has become clear that we need rules, ney, LAWS!
You have all seen the MANLAW commercials right? well its time we did a little manlaw of our own. Its time we sat down, discussed, voted and wrote the book on CARLAW.

The Stig and myself have dicussed a list of primary street racers we would like to invite. First and foremost he would like to let you all know that he holds the head chair at this table or what be it. So he is the Burt Reynolds of our group. with that said I have already made it my job to invite key members to join us, I selected them because they are well respected in this community and most importantly, They are street racers who know the sport all too well.

The topics and laws we will be discussing will be open to everyone. everyone can participate, afterall AF is an open forum, BUT unless you are an ocassional street racer your vote will not count. We need to defy the laws of the street people, so no rookies with wigged out and clueless ideas will be heard.
As of today the official membership list reads only Stig, SL3000gt and myself but I expect more of you to sign up to our cause.

Oh and one more thing. We need a name. We cant use "Men of the Square Table" as it is already taken so our first order of business is to come up with a name for ourselves.

the floor is now open to suggestions.

we could use my sig and all the kings of the table would have to have street racing guru in there sig or avatar
SRG STREET RACING GURU'S

^^^that would work. count me in.

Hmmm, I am going to have to sleep on a name. I have already got the seat as Griffin (AKA Undercover Brother). I think first order of business is to establish a list in which there is a name matched to each person to whom they represent. I know Matty is Reynolds and I am Griffin, but I forget who you are agian Musashi. Another thing is that we could take pm's from people who want to join and discuss membership, etc. Just throwing some ideas out there.

musahi is already doing that, he's sent pm's to everyone that need be at the table....and by the way, i should be undercover brother, we have the same skin tone and last name :)

what kinda name we looking for? Something cheesy or something else? Something kinda insulting or something that makes us look like boasters?

what kinda name we looking for? Something cheesy or something else? Something kinda insulting or something that makes us look like boasters?

Boasters. Most definately. The idea is that the men of the table are real men, guys who really know their shit, and if they don't know all of it, they know enough of it so that they can offer a clear, concise, respectable opinion. You don't want to come across as an asshole or pompous, but as something confident and sure of yourself.

Instead of Men of the Square Table, hows about Men of the Block, as in engine block?

THE 2 LITRE BEATER SQUAD!! Of course...that would only involve me. :biggrin:How about...CARLAW SQUAD...or...CLUB CARLAW. Atleast something that involves the name of CARLAW. Meh, just my thoughts.

Carlaw Kings?

Kings of the Asphalt, Lords of the Asphalt, Asphalt Warriors :grinyes:

Carlaw Kings?

That name sounds very good to me. +1 for CARLAW KINGS...

musahi is already doing that, he's sent pm's to everyone that need be at the table....and by the way, i should be undercover brother, we have the same skin tone and last name :)


I have to be Griffin, I sure as hell not The Bus nor am I cowboy and most definately not Jimmy lol. Sorry young, I do not see the pigments in people's skin, just who they are on the inside. :icon16: :lol:

I'd want to be the guy who cut his own arm off so he could go back to climbing a mountain to take a leak off of it.

Sorry, Carlaw Kings sounds dorky. You need something manlier than that if you want to use the manlaw idea.

I say you call yourselves the rotary club and you could all drive RX7s and RX8s. All joking aside, what do you think about Knights of the Engine Block/Crankshaft since you seem to like that theme? Maybe Knights of Combustion?

Lords of CARLAW, Das Auto Jury, or Carlaw enforcers.

Sorry, Carlaw Kings sounds dorky. You need something manlier than that if you want to use the manlaw idea.

I say you call yourselves the rotary club and you could all drive RX7s and RX8s. All joking aside, what do you think about Knights of the Engine Block/Crankshaft since you seem to like that theme? Maybe Knights of Combustion?

I think a knightly theme would be appropriate, in my total dorkiness, I wrote a short story a while back about street racing, making very obvious refrences to the racers being like knights.

And Kings just sounds too pretentious to me.

how about Block Busters, it can go a few ways. Blowing up engines or blowing down a block street racing.

Knights Of Carlaw.
Knights Of Street Racing

its cool sl3000, we will make our own placing........i'm just young:)

i put in a lot of work in these streets :lol:

Knights Of Carlaw.
Knights Of Street Racing

its cool sl3000, we will make our own placing........i'm just young:)

i put in a lot of work in these streets :lol:

Cool, more original that way too :wink: .

Wait...........who invited young in the first place. :icon16:


:p

i put in a lot of work in these streets :lol:
Damn right.
Lets be who we are. We arent here to bite off the Manlaw commercials. Stig just wants everyone to know he sits at the head of the table just like Burt. It dossent mean he IS Burt!
We stay as ourselves.

as for the name. I do like the "Knights" Idea.
Knights of Street Racing, sounds perfect to me.

also Young, your idea of using the lead members title in thier sig or avatar sounds great to me. I want everyone here to feel welcomed to join in on Carlaw but those who have "put a lot of work in the streets" as you so perfectly mention, should also be recognized.

once we have established our name I will make a post with the lead members names.

till then the floor is still open.

:lol: Thanks for driving the idea home that I'm head of the table Mushman... I didn't mean it literally... I just think Burt is badass. I mean... it's the Bandit!

How about Gods of Carlaw or Knights of Block? :rofl: that sounds funny when you say it.

:lol: Thanks for driving the idea home that I'm head of the table Mushman... I didn't mean it literally... I just think Burt is badass. I mean... it's the Bandit!

Thats why I'm glad to be a memeber of the same Fraternity as Burt Renynolds...

THE 2 LITRE BEATER SQUAD!! Of course...that would only involve me. :biggrin:How about...CARLAW SQUAD...or...CLUB CARLAW. Atleast something that involves the name of CARLAW. Meh, just my thoughts.

and me

how come i don't have a pm mushi!?

Men of the Rubber would be kinda cool. it also implies that we indulge in safe sex from time to time or all the time :icon16:

^^^that just doesnt sound right when said out loud lol.

im also a part of the 2 liter beater squad.

how about road kings, block kings. the Block Emeperors?

Why not just Knights of the Streets??

Yes...No?

BTW...Once the name is elected and codenames are set and done, I can make a Sig for all of those that are included. One of my "pattened" stick figure sigs. Or Avatars. Whichever the group chooses.

akina speedstars or the knightkids?? heheh

Kings of block or kings of the block, they just dont sound right.
like Polygon said, Kings just sounds too pretentious!

Knights sounds better. Knights of the streets sounds like a breakdancing crew though. we need to enfesize on the RACING part! :wink:

Civ, would you really be willing to do stick figures for everyone? thus far the list has grown to about 15 members and I still have some more invites to send out.

Chicoloco, dont fret dawg, I dont forget my Mitsu brothers!

How about the Stiglettes?

lmao...

One thing just occured to me. Were not just gonna be discussing street racing alone. I mean Carlaw pertains to everything car related. like:
-should you let your girlfriend wash your car?
-should you be asked to use your car care products on your family members cars?
-is it okay to write "happy bitrthday" or "just married" across your friend's windshield?

Stuff that all car folk need to know. So how about "Men of the Automotive Order"?

It doesn't matter to me how many members there are. I'll gladly do the stick figure avatars/sigs for everyone. Whoever wants them that is. Just let me know when everyone is accounted for, and I'll get started.

"Men of the Automotive Order"?

I like...

that works. i like the "men of automotive order"

Does this mean the Stig will be driving a Trans-Am? :lol:

:slap: no Poly! Luos drives the Trans Am, Stig drives the 240Z/GT-R.

so does anyone else like Men Of The Automotive Order?
anyone opposed?

i'm not opposed...

though i do like rubber

Ahem you do it like this Mushman.....

Gentlemen, shall we be called Men of The Automotive Order?

CARLAW?

Damn right.
Lets be who we are. We arent here to bite off the Manlaw commercials. Stig just wants everyone to know he sits at the head of the table just like Burt. It dossent mean he IS Burt!
We stay as ourselves.

as for the name. I do like the "Knights" Idea.
Knights of Street Racing, sounds perfect to me.

also Young, your idea of using the lead members title in thier sig or avatar sounds great to me. I want everyone here to feel welcomed to join in on Carlaw but those who have "put a lot of work in the streets" as you so perfectly mention, should also be recognized.

once we have established our name I will make a post with the lead members names.

till then the floor is still open.

You sure about Matt not being Burt Reynolds? I vote that we have him grow a mustache and post a pic up :D

On a street racing club name, I think we should go by Rowing Gears.

My first law would be, RUN WATCHA BRUNG!!!!! Don't hunt for reasons for someone to take off parts on their car, or reduce the amount of boost (i.e. telling them to leave their boost at 13psi instead of 20, having them take out their nitrous).

Also, no excuses. You lose and it's your own damn fault. Don't hunt for excuses (i.e. your car needs a tune up, clutch is slipping when you have a new clutch in it, carpet got stuck underneath gas pedal, windows were open, had my 100lbs. girlfriend with me, etc...).

Ahem you do it like this Mushman.....

Gentlemen, shall we be called Men of The Automotive Order?

CARLAW?



Carlaw!

Carlaw

Ahem you do it like this Mushman.....

Gentlemen, shall we be called Men of The Automotive Order?

CARLAW?



CARLAW

shit, what'd I miss??!!! Do I have to PM you for membership sash?

Ahem you do it like this Mushman.....

Gentlemen, shall we be called Men of The Automotive Order?

CARLAW?




one little ajustment Men of The Automotive Order, Featuring the Rotard

CARLAW!

OMGHI2meeeee

I are teh uber street racin' goddd

I > this club

that is all

Ahem you do it like this Mushman.....

Gentlemen, shall we be called Men of The Automotive Order?

CARLAW?


Carlaw!

OMGHI2meeeee

I are teh uber street racin' goddd

I > this club

that is all


Not with a V6 Mustang you're not.:wink:

We got enough votes then. All we need now is that old man that sits off to the side and writes the laws onto the book.
We need a law keeper.....
Cassiesman and I wanted to honor Andy/Hypsi87 in some way and since he was a master of the art I say we make him our official Carlaw book keeper.

Men Of The Automotive Order, we even have members in Heaven.

:cheers:

Not with a V6 Mustang you're not.:wink:

Bastid!! :banghead: :rofl:

Bastid!! :banghead: :rofl:

Now if you had a Cobra...that might be another story. :)

So, now that we have a name (CARLAW), let's get a list of all the members, so I can start on getting some Sigs and Avatars ready.

I think Musashi has the members list. Maybe all members could throw in their AIM addresses in case there is a need to discuss an issue/s live.

Now if you had a Cobra...that might be another story. :)

So, now that we have a name (CARLAW), let's get a list of all the members, so I can start on getting some Sigs and Avatars ready.

I still have a few invitations I sent out that have not been replied to.
soon as I have every reply I will make the list.

Booyah.

boom shakalacka!

Booyah.

Booyakasha and big ups to yo self.

time to regroup!

Yeah, we'd have to reorganize as some of us are gone.