wild night

yeah, this should probably be in the piss posts cause im still drunk from lastnight. anyway, went out lastnight, drank my 80 dollars in alcohol, and pretty much blacked out. i dont understand how come after i drink 4-5 shots i turn into this raving maniac. i drink everything i see as fast as i can, i spend every dollar in my pocket, and dont realize it till i wake up. lastnight was no different. i drank my azz off til they closed, and this girl i slept with a few times offered to bring me home. so we get home, and she tells me about her b-friend who is like 18, shes like 28! so we start fooling around and i guess she bit my chest cause i woke up with a intense bite mark. i also remember her strattling my face which was fun..lol anyway, no sex, but interesting for sure. she text me this morning saying she has a picture of my junk..... i gotta keep it easy for a while!!......

hahah sounds like a good night then

haha, yeah, i forgot to mention im at work now!!!! this sucks..

hahah that part sucks but at least you can do it all again tonight

jesus, 80 dollars! heres a tip, when you go out to drink, just bring along enough to get you drunk, not enough to make you black out and wonder wtf the next day lol.

Haha good story man.. I woke up with a bite mark on my face once from some chick I met clubbing out one night. So embarrassing going to work with rug burns on my elbows and bite marks on my face. It looked like I got my ass kicked.

80 dollars? what's wrong with you?

come here, you can get pissed an pass out for $5.

she text me this morning saying she has a picture of my junk

Few things worse than getting the attention of a crazy chick...

80 dollars? what's wrong with you?

come here, you can get pissed an pass out for $5.
werd, or you can come down to tallahassee and I'll hook you up with some moonshine for free. Couple sips of that and you'll be good n loopy

haha, Chris, i bet Chris drinks shit like appletinis! he needs something manly like moonshine or cider!

Hahaha! She straddled your face. :spit:

Gotta give props to the 18 year old though. That's an urban cougar for him.

haha, the dude looks like shaggy from scooby doo. the girl is a little crazy tho, so im not surprised.

appletinis? is that what you guys think of me? lol i drink grey goose vodka and redbull, shots of jager, and captian morgan straight. you think id black out on some tini shit?

and yeah, i usually only bring what i want to spend, but yet i do bring my debit card and thats what gets me in trouble. if i didnt have that, id be borrowing from someone. there is no stopping the wrath of a drunk guy on a mission......

and brody, i know how it is going into work mutalated, no fun, but its funny cause only u know what happened, usually.....lol

and yeah the face strattling was good, she asked if i wanted to see her azz, and of coarse i did. then she kinda got on top and started rubbing her special spot on my mouth. then she pulled her panties to the side and did the camel toe slide. then she got freaked out cause she thought of her b/f....lol funny part was, the bar we went to is also a bowling alley. i found out her b/f was bowling while we were in the bar!!!!!! wonder why she didnt go home with shaggy.... i have some funny azz pics of me and her, i cant even open my eyes!!

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enjoy..

then she pulled her panties to the side and did the camel toe slide.

That's just haunting. So, so haunting.

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