I learned... (video now posted!!!)

It is a bad idea to celebrate your 21st b-day on a random Friday evening... As I type this I'm still a little drunkered.... But all in all I can't believe how good I feel for as much as I drank last night. ATM machine + titty bar + alcohol = many drunken phone calls and IM's to people last night... Oh yeah and we paid 100 bucks and they drug my brother on stage and he had girls all over him. He was essentially "the pole". They freakin whipped him and rode him around stage and shit. It was absolutly hilarious. I have a zillion pictures on my phone from last night and I don't remember taking any of them. The announcer was absolutly hilarious though. He was like "His friends tell me that he's a virgin and that he masterbates several times a day..." :evillol:


It was a beautiful thing... It was priceless... I never laughed so hard in all my life...


So yeah, I had like a ton of screwdrivers and since I don't know much about drinks, I started telling them to mix me up some random shit. Wow... Baaaaaaad idea... He gave me a glass of half 151 and half yeager and somethin else... Then he gave me a cup of OJ to chase it. Said something about I will need it. Indeed I needed it... Then I also had something I think they called a blackberry or something like that? It was another glass of pure liquor... I am the true liquor fool. lol :naughty:

Now if you'll excuse me, I feel a slight headache coming on... lol

[QUOTE=Now if you'll excuse me, I feel a slight headache coming on... lol[/QUOTE]

That good :wink: , its mean you have a good time.

I've got great news, the headache only lasted like 15 minutes and I feel fantastic now!! :grinyes:



I'm doin it again tonight! :evillol:








But not so extreme this time... :rolleyes:

I cant wait till I turn 21...

i go over to a place called the rocket in canada and they have a shot called THE OLD BROKEN DOWN GOLF CART and it is awsome.

I've got great news, the headache only lasted like 15 minutes and I feel fantastic now!! :grinyes:





Damn, I'm such a light-weight...I get plastered real easy and then take an entire day to recover too.

Damn, I'm such a light-weight...I get plastered real easy and then take an entire day to recover too.
Well, I think I am kind of a light weight too. I've definetly gone downhill from what I used to be able to do. But its all good. I don't have to spend near as much money now. Think of it that way. :wink:

I'm seriously never drinking that much at once again. I was puttin down drinks like they were water. lol A straight line was definetly not possible last night... or this morning... lol


MILF Destroyer Class-A
:rofl: I love it dude...

Was it an overall night of celebrating lastnight or what? I too went out and got just fuckin plowed, I don't remember from being dropped off at my apartment until I woke up this morning. My clothes are scattered all over my room, I have 2 beers sitting by my nightstand, and my computer was open (I hope I wasn't on MSN messenger lastnight, that could be bad). I don't have a headache as of yet, but my stomach isn't liking me right now, that's for sure.

EDIT: And I just realized my car isn't here and I forgot where I left it lastnight....this could be a baaaaaddddd day.

lol No hangover for me boys! :p

Liquor loves my tummy. :wink:




Be glad I wasn't on MSN too Garrett... That woulda been a beautiful conversation. lol I've been getting calls and IM's from ppl today asking me if I'm alive. lol I was pretttttty bad I guess. I do remember the tits there... It was a beautiful thing...

MILF Destroyer Class-A


:rofl: I love it dude...
I bagged me 2 new ones recently. A 35-yr old Russian lady and a 45 yr-old momma with bazookas. :icon16: :icon16: :icon16:

I love being me! (except for the part about being stuck in school)

I bagged me 2 new ones recently. A 35-yr old Russian lady and a 45 yr-old momma with bazookas. :icon16: :icon16: :icon16:

I love being me! (except for the part about being stuck in school)

:useless:

:useless:

And he makes good use of the pics. :iceslolan

I've got all the pictures now... They are pretty funny, but I can't post em on here due to nudity... If anyone wants to see em just throw me an IM on AIM or MSN. :grinyes:

PIc message them

Didn't you guys see who I replied to? I don't wanna see ur pictures Brian (ok, well I wanna see those too), but I wanna see these MILFS that Shpyder is gettin with.

Didn't you guys see who I replied to? I don't wanna see ur pictures Brian (ok, well I wanna see those too), but I wanna see these MILFS that Shpyder is gettin with.
lol I know... I just thought of this...

lol I know... I just thought of this...

Haha yeah, but you can post yours too! Just photoshop in some blurrs over the nudie parts.

If any of them catch me posting their pics on the net, they'd KILL me. Hehe. But yeah Brian has most of 'em anyways. haha.

Oh shit... Guys, this night is topping last night so far! Jordan and I have been drinking and filming and pissing with my brother. Its seriously the funniest thing ever. I've been crying all night from laughing... I'm gonna host this shit on youtube here after we make one more video of it...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh shit... Guys, this night is topping last night so far!


...and youre still on AF. :grinno:

:lol: I had a good night tonight too. The womens ultimate team had a party and there was supposed to be 4-5 teams there and no guys except the A team. Well, I went hoping a girl to guy ratio of like 5:1 and it was a pretty even split. I did meet 4 really cool girls though, I am happy about that. One was the hostess of the party, she was really cool. A tad drunk, but very nice. Another was an absolute cutie. I couldnt believe this girl, she was such a sweetheart. Then she turns to this seemingly random guy, grabs his drink and has a sip. I was like, "Oh damn, shes taken." Sure enough, the have been going out for quite some time. He was a cool dude though, and at least I picked up on it before I went on hitting on her like this other red-headed ass wipe. Then there were a few other girls I met just briefly, then there was this other girl. She was very cool to hang out with. As we talked, I found out she is taking partially graduate classes here at the U and shes got two degrees in Germany, which is where shes from. And shes 26, ha ha. I'm taking after Shpyder ;)! Nahhh, shes not married or have kids but shes still a good 7 years older than me. She had to leave though, so I didnt get to talk to her much. Anyway, as soon as I get done icing here, its bed time for me. Take it easy guys.

Oh yeah, Miller High Life FTW. ;)

Michelob Golden Light is what my body saw this weekend...although I'm going to down a liter of Morgan tomorrow during the game. If you guys don't see me for awhile, it's probably cause I'm in the hospital. :lol:

Another sweet freakin update... We stole my brothers porn collection... Its funny... He is gonna wig the fuck out in the morning. :grinyes:

So get this... "Mr. Responsible" thinks he can do the same game and busts out his guitar on me at like noon. He totally flopped it. I didn't even care, I had 6 hours of sleep in me, I was good. So then he stops and starts screaming like a lunatic about responsibility and how mom and dad left him in charge cause I'm not responsible... He said we can have some good clean fun if I would just cut out the irresponsible shit like playing the guitar at 3am and honking the car horn... Then he proceeds to tell me he is able to have strippers over to the house... Now wait a minute... Do I sense hypocracy? Playing my guitar at 3am is irresponsible cause its keeping him awake. Yet, having strippers over is perfectly fine? What a fuckin noob... I'm about to own his ass with this "responsibility" game.

First off, he requested the beer.
2nd, I have pictures of him drinking it (he is underage)
3rd, he punched a hole in the wall and I took a picture
4th, theres 3 cases of beer in the fridge and my parents know I don't drink it
5th, we have pictures of his massive porn collection
6th, if he has strippers over I can really have him by the balls
7th, I have video of it all

... :eek:

And he has me playing my guitar and honkin the car horn... Hmmm... I wonder which my parents will be more mad about here. :evillol:

I hate little brothers... I'm gonna get more dirt on him and then dump out all his beer and see what the hell he thinks he's gonna do now.

Don't take it out on the beer!

Ship It My Way

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1879208143

You all better watch this and enjoy it before he finds it and kills me. :lol:

who the hell is miike?

who the hell is miike?
My brother that we woke up.

It woulda been better if you woulda plugged in an amp and do it Bam Margera style.

plan for next time.... firecrackers in a pot!

Thats pretty funny man....but where is the nudy video that we all wanted to see?

Thats pretty funny man....but where is the nudy video that we all wanted to see?
If I would have posted it with that stuff in it then Myspace woulda shut me down.