Definitions of differant car companys hehehe

Enjoy ! :D

Defination of the car name brands:

ACURA:
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW:
Bought My Wife
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women but
Broke My Wallet


CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires

FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD:
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM:
Garbage Motors
Gluteus Maximus

HONDA:
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

SAAB:
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

FERRARI
Fabulous Engined Red Rocket Always Rules Interstates.
McLaren:
Mega Car, Laps All Racers, Even Nissans (!?):D

MOPAR: Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
DODGE: Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
GM: General Maintenance
GMC: Garage Man's Companion
TRD: Terrible Racing Disappointment

Ford: Found On Road Dead
Fucked On Race Day
(backwoards) Driver Returns On Foot

Pontiac
Poor Old NI**er Thinks Its A Caddy

so, GOD, you got that e-mail too. I liked it.
Anyway, there is a spot for these acronyms elsewhere on this site. Oh, well, its all good.

Okay, I Know this is bad.

Lamborghini

Low and Manoueverable but, overpriced, really good handling. Is not indestrucable.

Land Rover

Large and no dragster, runs over vehicles, especially ricers.

Mercedes

Marvellous European Road car, even delivers everyone safely.

It tokk me five minutes to make these up so give me a break.

Ford

Feed oranges really deeply.... i guess

Maserati

Must Always Secrete External Rations - Always Time Instantly... ummmm i'm bad at this

Brabus

Be Read to Acknowledge Brabus Unless you Sick

errr..

i'll give up

PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

I like that one but come on there has to be better ones out there for Porsche.

Porsche

Proof of really sexy, cool (Cool cool not cold cool) hot, engineering.

Here it is again

Proof of really sexy, cool, hot engineering.

I try.

Pagani

Porsche Acceleration Going Against Needy Automotives

better, but not too good.

What's a needy automotives ? You suck. :)

FIAT: Fix It Again Tony

FORD: Found On Rubbish Dump,

HONDA: Helping Old Nanas Drive Again

SUBARU: you are a bus (backwards)

Damn! YOu are all about bringing dead threads back to life!

Fix it agian Tony was a good one though :D :hehehe:

BMW- Break My Window
Audi- Another Ugly Duesetch Invention


yep I suck

Ford: Fixed Or Repaired Daily

Oldsmobile: Old Ladies Drive Senselessly Making Other Bystanders Irate Literally Everyday


The Ford one is the classic. My own olds one rather sucks, but I tried.



(has anyone else noticed that with only a change of the 2 middle letters in Ford, you end up with Frod, which sounds a lot to me like "fraud"??? ;))

No NISSAN jokes ???



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Nobody I See Salutes A Nissan :D

Nancys In Stockings Steer All Nissans

Originally posted by taranaki
Nancys In Stockings Steer All Nissans

LOL.....And this is coming from a diesel driver :finger: :finger: :finger: ..j/k

FORD
Fucked over road disaster :eek:
Fucked on race day :eek:

:hehehe: :D

Originally posted by taranaki
Nancys In Stockings Steer All Nissans Hey! My name’s not Nancy and what’s wrong with stockings? Thought all you guys loved those things! :angel: :D

FORD: F**kin Old Rebuilt Dodge

Buick: Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Hey! My name’s not Nancy and what’s wrong with stockings? Thought all you guys loved those things! :angel: :D

I drive an American "Nissan Primera".... and you know tangie is no "nancy" ;)

Wanna try rippin on my G20 then? *lol*

None in subarus stand near:D

DRIVES
INTO
ENGINEER'S,
SEES
EVERYBODY
LAUGHING.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

:finger:

FERRARI (again);)
Ferocious Engine Redline Revving Always Rapes Imports. :bloated: :D

Originally posted by saturntangerine
Wanna try rippin on my G20 then?

Okay.

Itz
Notta
Fancy
Izza
Nissan
In
Tha
Inside

I hate Japanese cars that try to be "fancy".

BMW:
Big money waste
Bite my weenie

Ford:
First on race day
For off road duty

GMC
Garbage machine corp.

SATURN:
Super Accelerating Totally Under-rated (Can't figure out the "N")

Originally posted by tazdev
None in subarus stand near:D

Nobody in subarus stand anywhere near?

SATURN
Slow Acceleration Through Unbearably Raucous Noise

Originally posted by hdtboy


Nobody in subarus stand anywhere near?


Oops. yep thats what it was supposed to be, I lost an A aye.

Now I Slide Sideways All Night

SATURN

Super Accelerating Totally Under-rated Newcomer.

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