A bit of Odd News...
Mikelb
01-26-2007, 07:09 AM
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2007-01-25T170930Z_01_L25295815_RTRUKOC_0_US-IGUANA-ERECTION.xml
Now discuss amongst yourselves...
lol
no, but seriously... WHY would you? and WTF?
Now discuss amongst yourselves...
lol
no, but seriously... WHY would you? and WTF?
gthompson97
01-26-2007, 10:16 AM
Geezus lord, that's hilarious. First of all, why would you even give an iguana Viagra? And second, who cares if he's got a woody for over a week, it's just a damn iguana, I'm sure he doesn't give a shit.
Thor06
01-26-2007, 11:12 AM
:lol: Man, some people are soooo fucking stupid. I would just let him keep it and see how long it lasts.
l_eclipse_l
01-26-2007, 11:17 AM
I hope they put that poor things stiffy to use, seeing as they are gonna chop it off lol.
Mikelb
01-26-2007, 01:59 PM
lol... Imagine having a boner for a week... wtf would you do with it?!?... lol (retorical question BTW)
david-b
01-26-2007, 02:19 PM
Haha. They have two penusisss... or peni? That's awesome.
Blackcrow64
01-26-2007, 02:20 PM
Uhh... Wow... Thats interesting... So somebody gave the iguana viagra for shits and giggles?
Thor06
01-26-2007, 02:25 PM
|_eclipse_| what the fuck would someone do with a cut off lizard boner?
:lol:
:lol:
Blackcrow64
01-26-2007, 02:49 PM
|_eclipse_| what the fuck would someone do with a cut off lizard boner?
:lol:
Maybe its a delicacy in some countrys... :dunno:
Ew... I grossed myself out... :puke:
:lol:
Maybe its a delicacy in some countrys... :dunno:
Ew... I grossed myself out... :puke:
l_eclipse_l
01-26-2007, 04:13 PM
|_eclipse_| what the fuck would someone do with a cut off lizard boner?
:lol:
hahaha I was referring to BEFORE they cut it off. Let the poor guy get something out of it before they take it away was my thought :)
:lol:
hahaha I was referring to BEFORE they cut it off. Let the poor guy get something out of it before they take it away was my thought :)
david-b
01-26-2007, 04:25 PM
Stupid question... and kinda sick.
Wouldn't stroking it and "finishing him off" make it go down? Let him bang-a-lang and see if goes down then. He's got to "release" the beast within. Sounds like a good idea.
Wouldn't stroking it and "finishing him off" make it go down? Let him bang-a-lang and see if goes down then. He's got to "release" the beast within. Sounds like a good idea.
Blackcrow64
01-26-2007, 08:51 PM
Stupid question... and kinda sick.
Wouldn't stroking it and "finishing him off" make it go down? Let him bang-a-lang and see if goes down then. He's got to "release" the beast within. Sounds like a good idea.
Not always a solution... He'll just be ready for round 2 instantly. Thats why it says on the commercials "If you have an erection that lasts longer than 5 hours you may suffer from a serious side effect and should seek help immediatly..."
Of course, who the hell is actually gonna go to the doctor and say my boners broke... Screw that, I'm gonna be callin every woman I've ever wanted to do. lol
Wouldn't stroking it and "finishing him off" make it go down? Let him bang-a-lang and see if goes down then. He's got to "release" the beast within. Sounds like a good idea.
Not always a solution... He'll just be ready for round 2 instantly. Thats why it says on the commercials "If you have an erection that lasts longer than 5 hours you may suffer from a serious side effect and should seek help immediatly..."
Of course, who the hell is actually gonna go to the doctor and say my boners broke... Screw that, I'm gonna be callin every woman I've ever wanted to do. lol
david-b
01-31-2007, 07:03 PM
So is there a follow up to this story? Just wondering.
Killa
01-31-2007, 07:20 PM
LOL back in the day, I use to gave cigaret to that animal. btw wat a wasted of $15 on that pill.
gthompson97
01-31-2007, 07:42 PM
Killer, why do you know that a pill of Viagra costs $15?? :uhoh:
Thor06
01-31-2007, 08:27 PM
Stupid question... and kinda sick.
Wouldn't stroking it and "finishing him off" make it go down? Let him bang-a-lang and see if goes down then. He's got to "release" the beast within. Sounds like a good idea.
:lol: I take it you or someone you know has never taken unneeded Viagra before. The lead guitarist in my old band got really drunk and really high one night and decided to take a viagra. He went to his neighbors that had some, came back, took it, and went to work. He said he jacked him self off like four times in a row before it went down. I think it has to do with how quickly your body can get rid of the chemicals that make it stay up. Look at the pill compared to the size of the lizard. I dare some one (no I seriously dont dare, not unless you want your wang cut off) to take a proportional amount of viagra to what the lizard did. You'll probably have a woody for a week too.
Wouldn't stroking it and "finishing him off" make it go down? Let him bang-a-lang and see if goes down then. He's got to "release" the beast within. Sounds like a good idea.
:lol: I take it you or someone you know has never taken unneeded Viagra before. The lead guitarist in my old band got really drunk and really high one night and decided to take a viagra. He went to his neighbors that had some, came back, took it, and went to work. He said he jacked him self off like four times in a row before it went down. I think it has to do with how quickly your body can get rid of the chemicals that make it stay up. Look at the pill compared to the size of the lizard. I dare some one (no I seriously dont dare, not unless you want your wang cut off) to take a proportional amount of viagra to what the lizard did. You'll probably have a woody for a week too.
david-b
01-31-2007, 10:19 PM
Hahaha. I love science.
Killa
01-31-2007, 11:04 PM
Killer, why do you know that a pill of Viagra costs $15?? :uhoh:
$10-$15 is street price, usually $20 each pill, I take one, just want to try new thing, that shit is worm me out.:wink:
$10-$15 is street price, usually $20 each pill, I take one, just want to try new thing, that shit is worm me out.:wink:
Mikelb
02-01-2007, 07:47 AM
lol, Idk but I haven't been getting the reply e-mails to this thread, but coming back makes me laugh...
I missed all of this, lol...
stroking off the lizard...
I haven't looked for a follow up, lol... I wouldn't do it here from work, lol... the only way I found it, is Reuters has a strange news section that shows up in a RSS feed in Gmail...
I do believe the side effect is if you have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hr... it can seriously damage your woody and may be the last "stand at attention" you ever get...
Killa... I have no answers for you... I'm just wondering myself, why you would even wanna try it out, and why you needed to share that bit of info w/us, lol...
Thor, I do believe you are right... If we took a larger amount, the erection would last longer, but it's not good for us... not to mention that pill manufacturers use "filler" to add to the size of pills, and not all of that filler is good for you and will probably have adverse effects on your health... (aside from the danger, it would be cool to try)
lol...
I missed all of this, lol...
stroking off the lizard...
I haven't looked for a follow up, lol... I wouldn't do it here from work, lol... the only way I found it, is Reuters has a strange news section that shows up in a RSS feed in Gmail...
I do believe the side effect is if you have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hr... it can seriously damage your woody and may be the last "stand at attention" you ever get...
Killa... I have no answers for you... I'm just wondering myself, why you would even wanna try it out, and why you needed to share that bit of info w/us, lol...
Thor, I do believe you are right... If we took a larger amount, the erection would last longer, but it's not good for us... not to mention that pill manufacturers use "filler" to add to the size of pills, and not all of that filler is good for you and will probably have adverse effects on your health... (aside from the danger, it would be cool to try)
lol...
Killa
02-01-2007, 09:34 AM
Cause gthompson97 was wonder about it, so since I been in this board for so long, every one knew me, so i was like wat the hell, let em know.
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