Perks of being a valet

So I was working valet at this resturaunt here in Nashville and this sweet ass car pulled up that looked a lot like a Mercedes. It was a relatively slow day, so I perked up a little bit. Turns out it was a Maybach (made by Mercedes). I thought to myself that this had to easily be a $200,000 car. I was super careful pulling it out of the valet area because there were cars line up on both sides of the alley. But once I pulled onto the main avenue I got on it but almost immediately let off because turns out it's a 600HP turbo V12. Waaaay more kick than I was expecting. The stopping power was perfectly balanced though because it had dual calipers on the front discs; something I'd never seen before. I looked his car up when I got home and turns out it's a ~$390,000 car. Oh the level of fucked I would've been had I wrecked that beast... Just thought I'd share a little short story with everybody.

Nice, you got to drive a Maybach! Personally, I think that the new Rolls Phantom gets my vote as far as class and look go for cars in that league, but no doubt the Benz has more oomph to it.

I was super careful pulling it out of the valet area because there were cars line up on both sides of the alley. But once I pulled onto the main avenue I got on it...
And that is exactly why nobody will ever drive my car except me. lol

I could never do that job. With my luck I would get blamed for some little knick or scratch in it from somebody else.

lucky bastard... I'd probably get blamed for the shit in the seat and the cum on the windshield, but I swear it wasn't me ;)

MMMMMM...600hp turbo.....

MMMMMM...600hp turbo.....
you forgot V12

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Yeah I probably would shit a squirrel if I had that opportunity.

was it this one. FYI thats same engine is in the new mecedes S 65 and its 612 hp officiall. and im pretty sure it makes like 700 something in torque too click to enlarge

http://thumb17.webshots.net/t/57/757/1/40/91/2347140910082753617lwAjTO_th.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2347140910082753617lwAjTO)

That is exactly why I turn on my emission via Dsmlink when I valet my car. Makes my CEL come on. I've even pointed out to the Valet that my car had better not come back with a CEL on knowing perfectly well when the car starts it's going to throw a code.. :D

was it this one. FYI thats same engine is in the new mecedes S 65 and its 612 hp officiall. and im pretty sure it makes like 700 something in torque too click to enlarge

http://thumb17.webshots.net/t/57/757/1/40/91/2347140910082753617lwAjTO_th.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2347140910082753617lwAjTO)

I think he meant the 4-door one.

I dont think they put that engine in any of the 4door ones i think all those are NA granted theyre like 500hp