Daily wisdom!
ragt20
09-25-2002, 05:11 PM
hopefully not a repost....
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1. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days
you're the statue.
2. Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't
there the first time you need him, chances are you won't
be needing him again.
3. I can please only one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
4. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky
and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!?"
5. My Reality Check bounced.
6. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the
escape key.
7. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a
parked car.
8. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved
through a suitable application of high explosives.
9. Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
10. Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to
complete than expected.
Carefully planned projects take four times longer to
complete than expected, mostly because the planners
expect their planning to reduce the time it takes.
11. God did not create the world in 7 days; He messed around
for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
12. I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving.
13. Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?
14. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They
should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
15. People will accept your ideas much more readily if you
tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
16. I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
17. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
18. If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
19. I don't get even, I get odder.
20. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
21. I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.
22. I always wanted to be a procrastinator ... never got around to it.
23. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
24. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
25. I am having an out of money experience.
26. I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
27. Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.
28. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
29. A day without sunshine is like night.
30. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
31. If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws.
32. There's no need to fear falling - it's the sudden stop at
the bottom that warrants the fear.
33. Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the
longer you live.
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1. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days
you're the statue.
2. Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't
there the first time you need him, chances are you won't
be needing him again.
3. I can please only one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
4. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky
and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!?"
5. My Reality Check bounced.
6. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the
escape key.
7. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a
parked car.
8. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved
through a suitable application of high explosives.
9. Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
10. Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to
complete than expected.
Carefully planned projects take four times longer to
complete than expected, mostly because the planners
expect their planning to reduce the time it takes.
11. God did not create the world in 7 days; He messed around
for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
12. I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving.
13. Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?
14. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They
should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
15. People will accept your ideas much more readily if you
tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
16. I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
17. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
18. If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
19. I don't get even, I get odder.
20. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
21. I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.
22. I always wanted to be a procrastinator ... never got around to it.
23. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
24. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
25. I am having an out of money experience.
26. I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
27. Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.
28. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
29. A day without sunshine is like night.
30. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
31. If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws.
32. There's no need to fear falling - it's the sudden stop at
the bottom that warrants the fear.
33. Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the
longer you live.
Spec2 Girl
09-25-2002, 05:18 PM
So funny and yet so true. :hehehe: :p
YogsVR4
09-25-2002, 08:06 PM
sage
FastAssGSR
09-26-2002, 12:45 AM
not very funny but I give you effort for copying and pasting
tazdev
09-26-2002, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by ragt20
19. I don't get even, I get odder.
:silly:
19. I don't get even, I get odder.
:silly:
replicant_008
09-26-2002, 01:46 AM
Anyone else beginning to draw the conclusion that FatAssGSR is even more of a post-whore than even our friend Moss?
And the constructiveness of his emails well that just leaves me underwhelmed...
And now I suppose I get flamed...
:devil:
And the constructiveness of his emails well that just leaves me underwhelmed...
And now I suppose I get flamed...
:devil:
"Pandamonium"
09-26-2002, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by replicant_008
And now I suppose I get flamed...
:devil:
:flamer:
The Panda could'nt resist!!!
:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
And now I suppose I get flamed...
:devil:
:flamer:
The Panda could'nt resist!!!
:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
replicant_008
09-26-2002, 02:17 AM
Ta Panda.
Reminds me of a photo shoot involving lighter fluid, a new car, a ladder and a long exposure on the camera.
It was fairly impressive and not entirely safe from danger but the results were fairly spectacular.
Think Back to The Future and flaming wheel tracks at night for a mental picture...
Reminds me of a photo shoot involving lighter fluid, a new car, a ladder and a long exposure on the camera.
It was fairly impressive and not entirely safe from danger but the results were fairly spectacular.
Think Back to The Future and flaming wheel tracks at night for a mental picture...
taranaki
09-26-2002, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by replicant_008
Anyone else beginning to draw the conclusion that FatAssGSR is even more of a post-whore than even our friend Moss?
And the constructiveness of his emails well that just leaves me underwhelmed...
And now I suppose I get flamed...
:devil:
The banned member posing as FastassGSR has been banned again.Now that Purehonda.org has fallen on it's face,the morons are homeless again
:rolleyes:
Anyone else beginning to draw the conclusion that FatAssGSR is even more of a post-whore than even our friend Moss?
And the constructiveness of his emails well that just leaves me underwhelmed...
And now I suppose I get flamed...
:devil:
The banned member posing as FastassGSR has been banned again.Now that Purehonda.org has fallen on it's face,the morons are homeless again
:rolleyes:
Ssom
09-27-2002, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
The banned member posing as FastassGSR has been banned again.Now that Purehonda.org has fallen on it's face,the morons are homeless again
:rolleyes:
wierd that 4ngh3y would come into COT- he hated it, still now they all go to illusive rides or some shit:rolleyes:
The banned member posing as FastassGSR has been banned again.Now that Purehonda.org has fallen on it's face,the morons are homeless again
:rolleyes:
wierd that 4ngh3y would come into COT- he hated it, still now they all go to illusive rides or some shit:rolleyes:
primera man
09-27-2002, 12:38 AM
14. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They
should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Enough said :p :p
should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Enough said :p :p
taranaki
09-27-2002, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
wierd that 4ngh3y would come into COT- he hated it, still now they all go to illusive rides or some shit:rolleyes:
he's not 4ndrms.Half of the names we have tried to pin on him have been other assholes!:o :D
wierd that 4ngh3y would come into COT- he hated it, still now they all go to illusive rides or some shit:rolleyes:
he's not 4ndrms.Half of the names we have tried to pin on him have been other assholes!:o :D
speediva
09-27-2002, 05:42 PM
Truly classic! :D
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