Bumper Stickers You Probably Missed Because You Were Driving So Fast...
YogsVR4
09-25-2002, 11:29 AM
Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool Now!
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... (Seen Upside Down On
A Jeep)
Guys: No Shirt, No Service.
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like
Jabba The Hut?
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder.
Your Proctologist Called....He Found Your head.
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool Now!
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... (Seen Upside Down On
A Jeep)
Guys: No Shirt, No Service.
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like
Jabba The Hut?
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder.
Your Proctologist Called....He Found Your head.
YogsVR4
09-25-2002, 01:44 PM
Nobody finds these funny?
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
ragt20
09-25-2002, 02:34 PM
hey give us time, only just read it :D
and it is pretty darn funny :lol2: :lol2:
and it is pretty darn funny :lol2: :lol2:
speediva
09-25-2002, 03:42 PM
*cough*repost*cough* ;)
hehehe I'm such an :angel:
hehehe I'm such an :angel:
YogsVR4
09-25-2002, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
*cough*repost*cough* ;)
hehehe I'm such an :angel:
Egads! Not a repost! Shamefull of me. I'll go and chastize myself properly by forcing at least three beers down. Cold ones to just to make it difficult!
*cough*repost*cough* ;)
hehehe I'm such an :angel:
Egads! Not a repost! Shamefull of me. I'll go and chastize myself properly by forcing at least three beers down. Cold ones to just to make it difficult!
Spec2 Girl
09-25-2002, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
You! Out Of The Gene Pool Now!
They're all good. But I so want this one! :hehehe: :D
You! Out Of The Gene Pool Now!
They're all good. But I so want this one! :hehehe: :D
replicant_008
09-25-2002, 05:34 PM
Some additions:
Keep laughing yankee boy, I'm reloading...
This vehicle equipped to outrun high speed police pursuit...
(on the back of a race car with a pit crew of Hell's Angels bikers)
Vehicle equipped with 4 channel Anti-Lock Braking System, Electronic Brake Assist and Electronic Brake Proportioning Valve - But you know that since this sticker is now against your windscreen, stupid!
Keep laughing yankee boy, I'm reloading...
This vehicle equipped to outrun high speed police pursuit...
(on the back of a race car with a pit crew of Hell's Angels bikers)
Vehicle equipped with 4 channel Anti-Lock Braking System, Electronic Brake Assist and Electronic Brake Proportioning Valve - But you know that since this sticker is now against your windscreen, stupid!
YogsVR4
09-25-2002, 07:00 PM
Excellent additions :)
SilverLotus340R
09-25-2002, 07:13 PM
i still like this one i saw in the back of a skyline ( still have NO idea how it got into NY state)
it was like taped to the back window.
it said
Save Your Lungs, Smoke Honda
it was like taped to the back window.
it said
Save Your Lungs, Smoke Honda
Spec2 Girl
09-25-2002, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by SilverLotus340R
Save Your Lungs, Smoke Honda Nice! :hehehe: :p
Save Your Lungs, Smoke Honda Nice! :hehehe: :p
YogsVR4
09-25-2002, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by SilverLotus340R
i still like this one i saw in the back of a skyline ( still have NO idea how it got into NY state)
Driven would be my guess.
i still like this one i saw in the back of a skyline ( still have NO idea how it got into NY state)
Driven would be my guess.
BoredRec
09-25-2002, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Driven would be my guess.
:rolleyes:
Driven would be my guess.
:rolleyes:
YogsVR4
09-25-2002, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by BoredRec
:rolleyes:
Thank you for your wisdom
:rolleyes:
Thank you for your wisdom
Spec2 Girl
09-25-2002, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Driven would be my guess. :eek: I hope not! Seeing as it would have come from Japan, it would be a bit water logged! :silly2: :D
Driven would be my guess. :eek: I hope not! Seeing as it would have come from Japan, it would be a bit water logged! :silly2: :D
YogsVR4
09-26-2002, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
:eek: I hope not! Seeing as it would have come from Japan, it would be a bit water logged! :silly2: :D
Who said it got to New York from Japan? It may have been driven from New Jersey. Maybe it could have gotten wet in a rain storm, but thats a whole lot closer. :D
:eek: I hope not! Seeing as it would have come from Japan, it would be a bit water logged! :silly2: :D
Who said it got to New York from Japan? It may have been driven from New Jersey. Maybe it could have gotten wet in a rain storm, but thats a whole lot closer. :D
NSX-R-SSJ20K
09-26-2002, 10:56 AM
i seen the one for a jeep on a jeep :D that ones great
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