gheto spellin bee
karmacae
01-10-2007, 04:32 PM
Ghetto Spelling Bee
Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff".
Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"
Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F".
1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.
2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL .
3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.
4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.
5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.
6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.
7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE .
8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the! cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.
9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH , I'm out.
11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET .
12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING .
13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.
14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.
15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.
16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"
17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.
18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM ."
19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE .
20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE .
Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff".
Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"
Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F".
1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.
2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL .
3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.
4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.
5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.
6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.
7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE .
8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the! cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.
9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH , I'm out.
11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET .
12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING .
13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.
14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.
15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.
16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"
17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.
18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM ."
19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE .
20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE .
ghostrx7
01-10-2007, 04:38 PM
OMELETTE it go dis time. classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XeVeNskyLiNE
01-10-2007, 04:54 PM
Yes! :rofl
BrodyP
01-10-2007, 05:59 PM
Nice needed a laugh :cwm27:
tonioseven
01-14-2007, 12:00 PM
My opinion: :disappoin :shakehead Just my :2cents:
crayzayjay
01-14-2007, 12:04 PM
Oh dear...
vinnym86
01-14-2007, 03:30 PM
tonio's just upset he didn't get to post it :p
jcsaleen
01-15-2007, 04:28 PM
In the words of mencia...
"You dun brung did it like dey'd never brung did it before!"
"You dun brung did it like dey'd never brung did it before!"
Masonovsky!
01-15-2007, 06:18 PM
pretty good i guess...
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