Another Joke

Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a few hours, they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug.

After a few days, the apostles start coming back.

- Who's there?
- It's Paul
Jesus opens the door
- What did you bring back, Paul?
- Haschich from Morrocco.
- Excellent, come in.

- Who's there?
- It's Mark
Jesus opens the door
- What did you bring back, Marc?
- Marijuana from Columbia.
- Excellent, come in.

- Who's there?
- It's Matthew
Jesus opens the door
- What did you bring back, Matthew?
- Cocaine from Columbia.
- Excellent, come in.

- Who's there?
- It's John
Jesus opens the door
- What did you bring back, John?
- Ecstasy from Montreal.
- Excellent, come in.

- Who's there?
- It's Luke
Jesus opens the door
- What did you bring back, Luke?
- Speed from Amsterdam.
- Excellent, come in.

- Who's there?
- It's Judas
Jesus opens the door
- What did you bring back, Judas?
- FBI!!! Everyone against the wall!

ROFLMAO


Dave - "Open up it's Dave, I've got the stuff."
Jesus - "Dave's not here man"
Dave - "Yo man open up it's Dave"
Jesus - "Dave"
Dave - "Yeah man it's Dave, open up"
Jesus - "Daves not here"
Dave - "What"
Jesus - "Daves not here, man":smoka: