Lawyer Joke (repost?)

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.
The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree which provided them their food. Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.

One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow, I can't believe my
eyes! I don't believe this is true!".

The lawyer on the ground was skeptical and said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right now." So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend that he had just seen a naked blonde woman floating face up headed toward their island.
The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost his mind. But, within a few minutes up to the beach floated a naked blonde
woman, face up, totally unconscious.

The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the other, "You know,
we've been on this island for months now without a woman. It's been a long time...do you think we should, you know, screw her?"

The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and said..."Out of what?"

let me add a classic just because..

A woman was getting prepared for her upcoming wedding, and volunteered to her bridesmaid that she was still a virgin.

'But how could that be, this is your third wedding?"

"Well" she replies, "my first husband was a gynecologist, and was never in the mood by the time he got home."

"And my second husband was an interior designer, and turned out to be gay".

"But this time I am marrying a lawyer, so I am sure to get screwed".

:rolleyes:

That's just wrong..............but true!!!!!!! :p :hehehe:

Very nice, Yogs. I feel bad laughing, because I actually know a handful of lawyers, and at least outside of the courtroom, they are all very decent people.

But I have to admit that I have this slight bit of fear around any of them that I need to watch what I do, so as to make sure I don't get sued for doing something thoughtless and legally reprehensible.