That'll Learn me!!!

A long time ago, my senior year in high school, there was a girl. she had a crush on me. I didn't reciprocate the feelings, but for the sake of "WHY THE HELL NOT" we went out anyway...for about three days. Well, Tuesday, I get a call from my mom. The converstation was as follows:
Me: hello?
Mom: Hey honey! hows it going?
Me: Fine.
Mom: do you remember Zarah?
Me: yeah.
Mom: She's a millionaire! (with excitement only a mom can voice)
Me: *click*

Well, about 15 seconds later, mom calls back.
Mom: I'm serious! George (Duffett, her father) won the lottery! 1.4 million...AFTER Taxes!
Me: (still speechless, to this moment.)
How many of you out there have seen that Miller Lite commercial? "I think we should break up...Ok, but I won the lottery" Lemme tell yeah...that commercial is no longer funny...at all.
never again.
I mean it this time...

OUCH! Kick yourself now, man.

ouch.


That has got to hurt:eek:

Thats hardly worth getting worked up over. Its her dad that raked in the cash. Its hardly hers.













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yeah, but her dad LIKED ME! :bloated: :bloated:

hahah...apperently she drove a 2002 Mustang Cobra SVT to school today. (rumor- unconfirmed)

Originally posted by Dustin_S
yeah, but her dad LIKED ME! :bloated: :bloated:

hahah...apperently she drove a 2002 Mustang Cobra SVT to school today. (rumor- unconfirmed)


DOUBLE OUCH!!!!:eek: :eek:

I think it might be too late to start groveling...but try anyway.

Ok...the Mustang rumor has just been confirmed. *sigh* Her dad is looking at something a little more practical...maybe a Porsche? He says he doesn't want to spend "TOO much of it..."
I wanna know, how can you spend "TOO MUCH" of 1.4 million dollars?

I'm gonna go cry now...:bloated:

Ouch man!

Thats worse then burning you tongue on really hot pizza!

Seriously though. Thats crazy.:bloated:

Damn! Talk about shooting yourself in the foot at point blank range.:bloated:

Well, it's not like you could have seen that coming, to look on the bright side.:D Or is there a bright side to this.:huh:

It wouldn't be worth squat if you didn't love her.

I'd much rather be in love with a poor woman than mooch off a rich one that I had no feelings for.

Reminds me of a story in a local paper I read. Apparently, this 40 something year old woman in Idaho had just been divorced by her husband, had lost her job, and she and her 4 children were moving in with her mom when she won 84 million on the powerball lottery. Bet that guy felt like an ass.

Originally posted by ci5ic
It wouldn't be worth squat if you didn't love her.

I'd much rather be in love with a poor woman than mooch off a rich one that I had no feelings for.



That's a good call.

And there's always the possibility that she will have spent it all by the time you have your first album in the charts...........

Points to Mr. T for the first reference to MY Future as a millionaire! :D

Anyway, Yeah...I refuse to use her. it was never an option. I've had a girl who I thought I loved...I thought she loved me, but that was at the height of my high school career, and as it turned out, she just wanted prestige by association.

As if I need to say, I agree with Ci5ic.

But I can't help but think of those old "looney toons" where Yosemite sam answers the Classifieds for a "lonely old rich widow searching for loving husband" and has to put up with the obscenely large and ape-like "Junior."

LOL! My children will be raised on Looney Tunes (and Merry Melodies)...

Same damn thing, the two of them! :)
Yeah..Loony toons provde the basis of a LOT of inside jokes in my social group!