The Stupid Test!
Spec2 Girl
09-18-2002, 08:39 PM
Not sure if this has been posted before, so I'll post anyway....>
The Stupid Test!
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>OK. Pay close attention.
>Here is a very simple little test
>comprised of four easy questions
>to determine the level of your intellect.
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>Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate,
>with no deliberating or wasting of time.
>And no cheating!
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>On your mark, get set, go...
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>1: You are competing in a race
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>and overtake the runner in second place.
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>In which position are you now?
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>Answer: If you answered that you're now in first,
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>you're wrong!
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>You overtook the second runner and took his place,
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>therefore you are now in second place.
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>For the next question try not to be so dim.
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>2: If you overtake the last runner,
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>what position are you now in?
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>Answer: If you answered second to last,
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>you are wrong once again.
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>Think about it...
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>How can you overtake the person who is last?
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>If you're behind them, they can't be last.
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>You would have been last.
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>It would appear that thinking
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>is not one of your strong points.
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>Anyway, here's another question to try.
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>Don't take any notes or use a
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>calculator, and remember,
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>your replies must be instantaneous.
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>3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000.
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>Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
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>Plus 1000. And plus 10.
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>What is the total?
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>Answer: 5000?
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>Wrong again!
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>The correct answer is 4100.
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>Try again with good calculator.
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>Today is clearly not your day,
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>although you should manage
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>to get the last question right...
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>4: Marie's father has five daughters:
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>1. Chacha
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>2. Cheche
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>3. Chichi
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>4. Chocho
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>5. ????
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>Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
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>Think quickly...you'll find the answer below..
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>Answer: Chuchu?
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>WRONG!
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>It's obviously Marie!
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>Read the question properly.
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>You are clearly the weakest link.
:D
The Stupid Test!
>
>
>
>OK. Pay close attention.
>Here is a very simple little test
>comprised of four easy questions
>to determine the level of your intellect.
>
>
>
>Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate,
>with no deliberating or wasting of time.
>And no cheating!
>
>
>
>On your mark, get set, go...
>
>
>
>1: You are competing in a race
>
>and overtake the runner in second place.
>
>
>
>In which position are you now?
>
>
>
>
>
>Answer: If you answered that you're now in first,
>
>you're wrong!
>
>You overtook the second runner and took his place,
>
>therefore you are now in second place.
>
>
>
>
>
>For the next question try not to be so dim.
>
>
>
>2: If you overtake the last runner,
>
>what position are you now in?
>
>
>
>
>
>Answer: If you answered second to last,
>
>you are wrong once again.
>
>Think about it...
>
>How can you overtake the person who is last?
>
>If you're behind them, they can't be last.
>
>You would have been last.
>
>
>
>It would appear that thinking
>
>is not one of your strong points.
>
>
>
>Anyway, here's another question to try.
>
>Don't take any notes or use a
>
>calculator, and remember,
>
>your replies must be instantaneous.
>
>
>
>
>
>3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000.
>
>Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
>
>Plus 1000. And plus 10.
>
>What is the total?
>
>
>
>
>
>Answer: 5000?
>
>Wrong again!
>
>The correct answer is 4100.
>
>
>
>Try again with good calculator.
>
>
>
>Today is clearly not your day,
>
>although you should manage
>
>to get the last question right...
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>
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>4: Marie's father has five daughters:
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>1. Chacha
>
>2. Cheche
>
>3. Chichi
>
>4. Chocho
>
>5. ????
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>Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
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>
>
>Think quickly...you'll find the answer below..
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>
>
>
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>Answer: Chuchu?
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>WRONG!
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>
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>It's obviously Marie!
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>Read the question properly.
>
>You are clearly the weakest link.
:D
Oz
09-18-2002, 08:46 PM
I got 3 out 4 first time right!! Woohoo. The maths one I got wrong.
ci5ic
09-18-2002, 08:47 PM
DOH! I'm stuppid. :silly:
JD@af
09-18-2002, 08:49 PM
Aw fuck man, I only got the third one right!!! I'm STUPUUD!!! http://www.hondavision.com/images/smilies/wtf.gif http://www.hondavision.com/images/smilies/flipoff.gif
Spec2 Girl
09-18-2002, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by ozriceboy
I got 3 out 4 first time right!! Woohoo. The maths one I got wrong. Smart ass! :silly2: I only got the second place one right! :o :p
I got 3 out 4 first time right!! Woohoo. The maths one I got wrong. Smart ass! :silly2: I only got the second place one right! :o :p
Jay!
09-18-2002, 08:58 PM
I only got the math one wrong. 1 and 9 are almost the same, right? :bloated:
J SPEC SilEighty
09-18-2002, 09:00 PM
I only got the last one right.
On that math one it's wierd how I got 5000 just by adding fast. When I did it slow it came out 4100. I was trying to figure out what I did that made it come out to 5000 :confused:
On that math one it's wierd how I got 5000 just by adding fast. When I did it slow it came out 4100. I was trying to figure out what I did that made it come out to 5000 :confused:
Damien
09-18-2002, 09:07 PM
So what's it mean if you got them all right??? :confused:
:p
:p
Spec2 Girl
09-18-2002, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by Damien
So what's it mean if you got them all right??? :confused:
:p It means you cheated! :finger: :D
j/k :p
So what's it mean if you got them all right??? :confused:
:p It means you cheated! :finger: :D
j/k :p
darkness
09-18-2002, 09:14 PM
I got them all right:D
but I got that as an email last week:p
but I got that as an email last week:p
moondog
09-18-2002, 09:17 PM
hmmmph.... :o
Actually, if you overtake the person in last place you must in first place, and have just begun to lap the field :p
Actually, if you overtake the person in last place you must in first place, and have just begun to lap the field :p
ci5ic
09-18-2002, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by J SPEC SilEighty
I only got the last one right.
On that math one it's wierd how I got 5000 just by adding fast. When I did it slow it came out 4100. I was trying to figure out what I did that made it come out to 5000 :confused:
It's cuz, when you add up all that stuff, before you get to add the last 10, you have 4090, and when you add 10, you subconciously carry the 1 to the 1000ths place instead of the 100ths place.
I only got the last one right.
On that math one it's wierd how I got 5000 just by adding fast. When I did it slow it came out 4100. I was trying to figure out what I did that made it come out to 5000 :confused:
It's cuz, when you add up all that stuff, before you get to add the last 10, you have 4090, and when you add 10, you subconciously carry the 1 to the 1000ths place instead of the 100ths place.
tazdev
09-19-2002, 01:41 AM
4 / 4
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YogsVR4
09-19-2002, 12:19 PM
DOH!
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taranaki
09-19-2002, 03:56 PM
Can I try it again tomorrow?
I hate shiftwork,it paralyses the brain.:bloated:
I hate shiftwork,it paralyses the brain.:bloated:
DVSNCYNIKL
09-20-2002, 07:38 AM
Just noticed this one and deleted mine. I just got it emailed to me today.:(
PumbaaMobile
09-20-2002, 08:54 AM
I am stupid!!!!!!!!
I got them all wrong!!!!!!
I got them all wrong!!!!!!
tazdev
09-20-2002, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Just noticed this one and deleted mine. I just got it emailed to me today.:(
I hope I wasn't too rude in how I informed you:rolleyes:
Just noticed this one and deleted mine. I just got it emailed to me today.:(
I hope I wasn't too rude in how I informed you:rolleyes:
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