So there is this cop...
BrianCNorton
08-31-2001, 02:45 PM
So a suburbanite goes fishing one weekend. He puts on ratty clothes and a stinky hat. He hops in his old beaten up ford pickup and goes down to the ocean, fishes and is on his way home.
He gets going a little fast and dosent see the cop behind the hill. He gets pulled over.
The cop approaches and says "sir, do you know how fast you were going?" to which the man replies "no, werent you paying attention either?" to lighten the mood, hoping to get off with a warning.
"Dont get smart with me you bum" he scowls in retort. "You worthless piece of shit, telling me how to do my job, why dont you get a job yourself you bum!"
The man is taken aback a bit at the misinterpretation of his remark. He replies "I have a job sir" The cop replies "Yeah what do you do, spit wash windshields at traffic lights?"
At this point the guy is a little pissed and says "No, I'm a rectum strecher" The cop is silent. "I take two fingers and work them in. Then I get one fist in then another." The cop is stunned "finally, I get the two sides spread out about 6 feet. Its really cool to watch." After a moment the cop comes back with "What do you do with a six foot asshole?"
to which the gentleman replies "I dont know, I guess you could give him a radar gun and stick him on the side of the road behind a hill."
He gets going a little fast and dosent see the cop behind the hill. He gets pulled over.
The cop approaches and says "sir, do you know how fast you were going?" to which the man replies "no, werent you paying attention either?" to lighten the mood, hoping to get off with a warning.
"Dont get smart with me you bum" he scowls in retort. "You worthless piece of shit, telling me how to do my job, why dont you get a job yourself you bum!"
The man is taken aback a bit at the misinterpretation of his remark. He replies "I have a job sir" The cop replies "Yeah what do you do, spit wash windshields at traffic lights?"
At this point the guy is a little pissed and says "No, I'm a rectum strecher" The cop is silent. "I take two fingers and work them in. Then I get one fist in then another." The cop is stunned "finally, I get the two sides spread out about 6 feet. Its really cool to watch." After a moment the cop comes back with "What do you do with a six foot asshole?"
to which the gentleman replies "I dont know, I guess you could give him a radar gun and stick him on the side of the road behind a hill."
YogsVR4
08-31-2001, 04:24 PM
aaahhhhhh.... The clasics. :)
hakka
08-31-2001, 04:32 PM
Haha...never heard that one before:D
Ando_Rules
06-17-2002, 10:38 PM
hahaha lol thats really funny man
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