man invents mugging
highteknology
12-07-2006, 12:46 PM
i just found this story on MSNBC.
hilarious
BERLIN - A German cyclist lied to police about being mugged because he was afraid to tell his wife the truth: he rode into a lamppost while drunk and injured himself.
The man, 30, called police and said he had been mugged by six youths while walking home.
"He said he beat off two of them, and that the rest fled through bushes behind the pavement," Peter Grimm, a spokesman for police in the southern town of Schwabach, said Thursday.
Police became suspicious after finding a wire fence behind the bushes and, Grimm said, the man then "admitted he had made it all up as a cover story because he was afraid of his wife."
He now faces charges for being drunk while in charge of a bicycle and faking a crime. Police had carried out a blood test that proved he was drunk when they first interviewed him.
hilarious
BERLIN - A German cyclist lied to police about being mugged because he was afraid to tell his wife the truth: he rode into a lamppost while drunk and injured himself.
The man, 30, called police and said he had been mugged by six youths while walking home.
"He said he beat off two of them, and that the rest fled through bushes behind the pavement," Peter Grimm, a spokesman for police in the southern town of Schwabach, said Thursday.
Police became suspicious after finding a wire fence behind the bushes and, Grimm said, the man then "admitted he had made it all up as a cover story because he was afraid of his wife."
He now faces charges for being drunk while in charge of a bicycle and faking a crime. Police had carried out a blood test that proved he was drunk when they first interviewed him.
drewh4386
12-07-2006, 01:12 PM
scared of the wife?.......oh my.
00accord44
12-07-2006, 03:28 PM
what a dumbass. If he was gonna get fake mugged, why didn't he just fake call the police about it? :disappoin
He needs to grow a sack
He needs to grow a sack
Oz
12-07-2006, 04:20 PM
lol
stieh2000
12-07-2006, 07:34 PM
*sound of whip cracking*
03cavPA
12-07-2006, 08:33 PM
You guys aren't very imaginative. Some of those big German women can do a number on ya. :naughty:
BleedDodge
12-07-2006, 10:54 PM
He didn't invent mugging though.
Paul79UF
12-08-2006, 12:33 AM
You guys aren't very imaginative. Some of those big German women can do a number on ya. :naughty:
I've seen pictures....they aren't like the "delicate" women we have here
I've seen pictures....they aren't like the "delicate" women we have here
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