Funny signs

What are some funny signs that you've seen.

I wonder how these guys answer their phones?
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/418749HowDoTheyAnswerTheirPhone1.jpg
hehehe

And for my non-law abiding buddies, the true meaning of the WB.

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/766503WB.jpg

HeeHee. "Fuk Mi"

I wonder how the person at the secratary of state kept a straight face when writing up their business application.

I've seen someone wearing that shirt before.

Check this out:smoka:

Originally posted by Trigger351
Check this out:smoka: LOL! I never woulda' guessed. :lol2:

AutoWeek and Car and Driver have had some great signs over the years. I like the ad that said it was a Winnebago, but the picture showed a Supra. :D

I saw a variant of that sign before, "Road Wet when Raining" There's a few others to. "No parking in Parking Lot". www.engrish.com is a great sight too.

i found a ton of'em at collegehumor.com

i'll post some:

so many hard decisions in life:

This is an actual city/town in Austria

Fucking, Austria (no joke)

another chinese restaurant:

This is the biggest coincidence I've ever seen:

movies

LOL!!! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/lach.gif

gayest place on earth? maybe?

this is hilarious, atleast the homeless guy is honest

Not a sign, but...

Originally posted by kbslacker
Not a sign, but...

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
What are some funny signs that you've seen.

bus full of lame people?

kill count

:confused:

ROTFLMAO! OMG, I can't stop laughing it hurts! HAHAHA!!!!! :p

Originally posted by ales
http://www.tema.ru:8080/rrr/tablichki/ibm.jpg

well somebody's gunna get sued :D

Check this 1 out!

Had to post this one up.:D:hehehe:

http://www.aardvarkarchie.com/pictures/images/rude/rude026.jpg

OK, most of these were posted on another board, so I hope they don't care :)

http://www.attrition.org/gallery/signs/sign-golfballs.jpg
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/signs/malaysia-signs.jpg


Also, these aren't really signs, but funny labels and stuff:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.

12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)- DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.

17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.

20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.

21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

22. On some frozen dinners SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

26. On Nytol sleep aid WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS

One of my particular favorites is posted on smaller 2 lane streets that are meant to read: Slow (as in down)! Children play on this road.
However, my nasty lil mind reads it as Slow Children... play on this road. :) always makes me wanna rev the engine just a little!

LOL :D

I always think of it as slow children (as in mentally disabled) play here :D

hahaha, yeah heep i've seen some of those before.... hilarious

hair dryer - don't use while sleeping

hahahahahah LOL :D

Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals :D:D

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LOL :D:D I like that last one :D:D

Theres a town in Georgia called Helen and on your way in to town theres a sign that sais nacoochie. Im not sure its spelled like the sign but I thought it was pretty funny.:cool:

Heh :D:D

There's a town in Quebec that I always see on the highway signs on my way through, the town is called "St. Louis-du-Ha!-Ha!" :D:D