Favourite quotes.....

"There is no problem so big,or so complex,that you can't run away from it..........."

Charlie Brown :)

Just about anything from Stifler in American Pie 1 & 2.

"Why don't I get you a spoon so you can eat my ass!"
"I'm in a lesbian stronghold!"
"I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them!"
"Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached!"
"I'll see you guys tonight, in the "No Fucking Section", right?"
"Ladies, I am down with the funky shit."
"Yes, the force is strong in that one"

On a more serious note.

In Dune from Paul Atriedes
"I will see my fear and it will pass through me, then there will be nothing, only I will remain"

Originally posted by darkness
Just about anything from Stifler in American Pie 1 & 2.

"Why don't I get you a spoon so you can eat my ass!"
"I'm in a lesbian stronghold!"
"I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them!"
"Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached!"
"I'll see you guys tonight, in the "No Fucking Section", right?"
"Ladies, I am down with the funky shit."
"Yes, the force is strong in that one"



you missed the best one...from the 'champagne'sequence...:devil:

Originally posted by darkness
Just about anything from Stifler in American Pie 1 & 2.

"Why don't I get you a spoon so you can eat my ass!"
"I'm in a lesbian stronghold!"
"I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them!"
"Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached!"
"I'll see you guys tonight, in the "No Fucking Section", right?"
"Ladies, I am down with the funky shit."
"Yes, the force is strong in that one"
Love those quotes. Also gotta love "And this one time at band camp………."

:D

Originally posted by taranaki


you missed the best one...from the 'champagne'sequence...:devil: “I can taste the bubbles” :hehehe: :p

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
“I can taste the bubbles” :hehehe: :p

errr..wait....no,I can't...:(


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"Heeeey, yooooooou guys!!!"
~from "The Goonies"

John Travolta from Broken Arrow -

"Please do not shoot at the thermonuclear warheads!"

if i were into quotes by convicted felons id post this:


Conventional wisdom would have one believe that it is insane to resist this, the mightiest of empires.... but what history really shows is that today's empire is tomorrow's ashes, that nothing lasts forever,and that to not resist is to aquiesce in your own oppression. The greatest form of sanity that anyone can exercise is to resist that force that is trying to repress, oppress, and fight down the human spirit.
-mumia abu jamal

so instead ill go with: my cats breath smells like cat food-ralph wiggum

Originally posted by darkness
John Travolta from Broken Arrow -

"Please do not shoot at the thermonuclear warheads!"

Weeell........
Wasn't it more like "Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?"?
:D

Vic Deakins: Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?

"You once saw me as beautiful."
"Bitch, you got ugly."

Army of Darkness has THE best quotes

"Hail to the king, baby."

"Suck on my boomstick!"

from Pulp Fiction
"If any of you fucking pricks move, I'm going execute every motherfucking last one of you":badass:

From Patton - private in a fox hole asking a question of another trooper who happens to be General Bradly (the guy in charge)

Whos in charge of this mess?
I dont know, but they aught to hang him.

"Every time anyone says that Israel is our only friend in the Middle East, I can't help but think that before Israel, we had no enemies in the Middle East."
-- John Sheehan, S.J. (a Jesuit priest)

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."
-- Johann W. von Goethe

"Your failure to be informed, does not make me a wacko."
-- John Loeffler

Originally posted by BoredRec
"You once saw me as beautiful."
"Bitch, you got ugly."

Army of Darkness has THE best quotes

"Hail to the king, baby."

"Suck on my boomstick!"

another great one from that movie

*shoots his evil twin in the face*"Good Guy....Bad Guy....I'm the guy with the gun"

Originally posted by BoredRec

Army of Darkness has THE best quotes


Yeah - they are pretty damn good. The Duke Nukem video games used them all the time.

"ill swallow your soul!!!"


come get some.


listen up you primitive screwheads

I love the one that Bo says in Signs:

There's a monster outside my window, can I have a glass of water?

:hehehe: :D

For me, just about any line from Happy Gilmore :D

But I think my favorite would be "don't worry about that - made of wood: real sturdy."

Heres a good one too

"I have just outlawed the Soviet Union. The bombing begins in five minutes" - Ronald Reagan during a sound check.

"There is no such thing as Stress! It is just incomprtance"

"Hamburgers, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast."

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Fight Club...

there are a ton of good quotes in that movie...

"It's not until you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."

Originally posted by shadowz
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Fight Club...

there are a ton of good quotes in that movie...

"It's not until you've lost everything that you're free to do anything." Oh yeah, good call! :ylsuper That movie is like a Bible for me. And besides the philosophical nature and script, there are some funny lines as well... so naturally I can't think of any right now :rolleyes: Oh wait, I got one."See throwers don't worry about ticking - modern bombs don't tick."

"Sorry, throwers?"

"Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates.. then the throwers gotta call the police."

"My suitcase.. was vibrating?"

"Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor.. but.. every once in a while...it's a dildo. 'Course it's company policy never to infer ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, 'a dildo;' never.. 'YOUR dildo.'"