Definition of a mullet.

Haha..


What is a mullet?

What a question! Almost everyone knows what a mullet is by now, its popularity has risen greatly in recent times - not the popularity of the instance of the mullet (which has remained at a constant plateau for several millennia), but rather the youth-backlash towards it. Leading scienticians say that anti-mullet sentiments have risen a staggering 437% in the past 5 years alone.

What is it anyways? To say that the mullet is a hairstyle barely even scratches the surface of the issue. The mullet is a way of life, it is a state of mind, it is every person who wears it. Physically it is characterized by short hair on the top, front, and sides of the head, followed by a long drape of hair on the back, reaching at least to the middle of the spine. Typical accessories to the mullet include moustaches, scraggly beards and/or goatees, and sunglasses. Research on the mullet phenomena, at this stage, is still in its infancy. However it is suggested by many top laboratories that the mullet, as it slowly reaches maturity, begins to grow tentacles into the brain of the victim. which affect several areas of the brain and fundamentally alter the candidate's actions and behavioural responses. Said behavioural changes mainly include extreme agression, the proclivity to consume large amounts of alcohol, pedophilia, lack of hygeine, dramatic reduction in inhibitions (often bolstered by the consumption of alcohol), sense of paranoia and distrust towards authority/governmental figures, and most importantly - steadily decreasing IQ levels. I would stress that these are only preliminary details however, and the controversial nature of the theory renders it unsuitable for mass publication.

Now, why would any human being willingly decide, of their own freewill, to wear the mullet? Well, let us not discount the many advantages of the hairstyle. It is widely known that the instance of the mullet in any given area is inversely proportional to average annual income. There is little to no maintenance required to preserve the mullet, and the costs involved are much lower than that of most other hairstyles. Subjects need not even wash the mullet for long periods of time, nor groom it in the morning, though many do meticulously attend to their mullet as an issue of pride and beauty - still the costs are indeed negligible. Also the mullet insulates the subject's neck, keeping him or her warm through the cold winter nights. The other important advantage of the mullet is that it offers it's host the freedom of both worlds of work and leisure. The subject appears to be a normal human being from the front, unencumbered by long hair over the face, and also appears to be a "party animal" from behind, with the long flowing locks. Hence, the "business in the front, party in the back" mentality. One is free to be taken seriously in the world of work, and, when the opportunity arises, is also free to "let loose" and "go wild - ape style." But let us get to the harsh reality of the mullet. It looks horrible, I cannot stress that enough. Wearing a mullet makes you look like a complete and total fool, and instantly makes you much poorer and less intelligent. I mean, there must be a sad lack of intelligence and self-worth to begin with if a person is to decide to grow a mullet. Hey! Do something about that mullet! It looks so fucking stupid! Get your ass to the barber's shop and tell him your sick of lookin' like an asshole!

Definition provided by www.ratemymullet.com :lol2:

lol the extended version of "business up front, party in da back"

it truly is a way of life

Would the mullet lifestyle suit me?????

It might mean moving to Waitakere;)

Arrrrrrggghhhhhhhh not the mullet! :uhoh: :apuke:


:hehehe: :p

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Arrrrrrggghhhhhhhh not the mullet! :uhoh: :apuke:


:hehehe: :p

but it would be so easy for Moondog........:devil: :devil: :devil:

Originally posted by taranaki


but it would be so easy for Moondog........:devil: :devil: :devil: Moondog will NOT be getting a mullet! :devil:

Thank you that is all! :D

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Moondog will NOT be getting a mullet! :devil:


hhmmmmmm, me thinks my clippers could solve that problem:devil:

Originally posted by darkness


hhmmmmmm, me thinks my clippers could solve that problem:devil:

Maybe for moondog,but not for you...........:eek: :D ;)

Originally posted by darkness
hhmmmmmm, me thinks my clippers could solve that problem:devil: Me thinks that if you bring out the clippers, you might be the one with the problem! :D

And then he can get the black cableknit jumper, the tatty leather jacket complete with chromed chain ornamentation, faded black tapered Levis, 1980 style RayBan Wayfarers, dirty white trainers and a skull ring.

And spec2 could go for the ugg boots, leather jacket with tassels, dog collar, black nail polish and lippy...

Eeewwww even I'm feeling queasy thinking about it. This reminds me why I stopped dating girls from Ranui, Kumeu, Massey and of course Swanson...

Originally posted by replicant_008
And spec2 could go for the ugg boots, leather jacket with tassels, dog collar, black nail polish and lippy...
ewwwwwwwwwww :apuke: :uhoh:

and glad to see you didn't mention anything about Te Atatu girls! :D ;)

Originally posted by replicant_008
And spec2 could go for the ugg boots, leather jacket with tassels, dog collar, black nail polish and lippy...


And thats different from now how??:p

She's already got a painted Skid Row leather jacket.:D


stands and waits for the comeback.

Originally posted by darkness
And thats different from now how??:p

She's already got a painted Skid Row leather jacket.:D


stands and waits for the comeback. It doesn’t have tassels! (and from what I remember you liked it! :devil: )

I do not own black nail polish, lippy, ugg boots, or a dog collar! :D

Te Atatu - home of the scariest westie (but not the scariest girl I've ever gone out with) I've met. Not a westie actually but she is as mad as a cut snake... and Canadian to boot...

Originally posted by replicant_008
Not a westie actually but she is as mad as a cut snake... and Canadian to boot...

Oh no! :eek: :eek: Heep's bretherin, nasty business that.

Originally posted by replicant_008
and Canadian to boot...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


sucks to be Heep ;)

Canadian chicks kick ass :D

I see that as a bumper sticker all the time

I remember seeing the baseball cap "Cheerleaders Suck"

Originally posted by darkness
I remember seeing the baseball cap "Cheerleaders Suck"

:hehehe: :D

Originally posted by taranaki
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?s=&postid=587354

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http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

:apuke: http://www.mulletjoe.com/muloweek.htm

http://www.mulletjoe.com

http://www.mulletjunky.com/

:lol2:

Originally posted by moondog



<pause for breath>

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :

o.k.....not a good look,I guess........:silly:

maybe this?

Originally posted by moondog
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

:apuke: http://www.mulletjoe.com/muloweek.htm

http://www.mulletjoe.com

http://www.mulletjunky.com/

:lol2:


BUCKET PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.................:apuke:

Originally posted by taranaki


o.k.....not a good look,I guess........:silly:

maybe this? http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?s=&postid=589458

refer to my earlier post :silly2:

How anyone could actually say something bad about the mullet is beyond me. I bought my friend a mulletsgalore.com calendar. the best 10 bucks i ever spent!