Urban definitions of ''Chevy Cavalier'' lol
my99cavy
11-22-2006, 12:08 PM
1. The best car you can ever own. Especially if you are approved at the dealership for more than the Kia is worth.
2. an import domestic car that has just enough power to get into parking gear. known for faulty ignitions, overheating, and murdering tires even when professionally aligned.
3. A car that saves you money when you buy it but will cost you lots in the long run. American car companies offer 0% financing, which is how they sell so many cars. Then they make the profit on the aftermarket parts to fix all those cars.
The Cavalier is known for its bad bearings, head gasket, brakes, paint, trim, doors hinges, radio, lower control arms, abs system, seatbelts and overall high maintenance.
Save now and pay later is the motto here, buy a Toyota or Honda next time.
4. Bare minimum to be a car
Ultimate transportation for someone who has the $25 to buy one
5. A normally lackluster economy vehicle offered in two and four door stylings and an array of engines throughout it's over-lived career. In Z24 or LS Ecotec garb, this vehicle is decent and has some potential as well as a decent price tag.
The Cavalier is difficult to be proud of due to the amount of 2.2SOHC grey-bumpered cavaliers, as well as the All-American hicks who will most loudly represent.
6. A tri-colored automobile, due to the wearing off of paint, that will progress through a series of equally painful "crap modes" throughout it's far too short life. In these modes, the car will be unable to accelerate, turn on, or perform other necessary tasks. However, despite the world of trouble and pain, the Cavalier instills a sense of fierce loyalty and pride.
7. Easily the worst car in automobile history. Can be found being drivin by pedofile 20 year old men that wear backwards caps and wife beaters.
In attempts to making their car look japanese, these drivers will attach poorly installed underbody lights and unattractive altezza style taillights.
8. A Cheaply manufactured foreign car that has a General Motors badge on it. Build quality is nothing short of terrible. None of the parts fit right. Vital components tend to break before non vital ones (Ignition breaks before the stereo does), With it's tiny, emission-control choked I-4 it sounds as cheap as it is.
Has a terribly short life expectancy.
2. an import domestic car that has just enough power to get into parking gear. known for faulty ignitions, overheating, and murdering tires even when professionally aligned.
3. A car that saves you money when you buy it but will cost you lots in the long run. American car companies offer 0% financing, which is how they sell so many cars. Then they make the profit on the aftermarket parts to fix all those cars.
The Cavalier is known for its bad bearings, head gasket, brakes, paint, trim, doors hinges, radio, lower control arms, abs system, seatbelts and overall high maintenance.
Save now and pay later is the motto here, buy a Toyota or Honda next time.
4. Bare minimum to be a car
Ultimate transportation for someone who has the $25 to buy one
5. A normally lackluster economy vehicle offered in two and four door stylings and an array of engines throughout it's over-lived career. In Z24 or LS Ecotec garb, this vehicle is decent and has some potential as well as a decent price tag.
The Cavalier is difficult to be proud of due to the amount of 2.2SOHC grey-bumpered cavaliers, as well as the All-American hicks who will most loudly represent.
6. A tri-colored automobile, due to the wearing off of paint, that will progress through a series of equally painful "crap modes" throughout it's far too short life. In these modes, the car will be unable to accelerate, turn on, or perform other necessary tasks. However, despite the world of trouble and pain, the Cavalier instills a sense of fierce loyalty and pride.
7. Easily the worst car in automobile history. Can be found being drivin by pedofile 20 year old men that wear backwards caps and wife beaters.
In attempts to making their car look japanese, these drivers will attach poorly installed underbody lights and unattractive altezza style taillights.
8. A Cheaply manufactured foreign car that has a General Motors badge on it. Build quality is nothing short of terrible. None of the parts fit right. Vital components tend to break before non vital ones (Ignition breaks before the stereo does), With it's tiny, emission-control choked I-4 it sounds as cheap as it is.
Has a terribly short life expectancy.
Derk_eliso
11-22-2006, 02:46 PM
I was offended by #7...underbody lights and altezzas!?!?!!!!! lol
Lances133
11-22-2006, 04:04 PM
:popcorn::dunno: I don't care, I love my z24.
Crazzzyj
11-22-2006, 06:35 PM
Since when do we have an Inline 4 engine?
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OverAllComa
11-24-2006, 12:55 AM
Since when do we have an Inline 4 engine?
~Crazzzyj
Errrr....
~Crazzzyj
Errrr....
Crazzzyj
11-24-2006, 07:58 PM
Sorry, brain fart. I was thinking of some other foreign car. :sleeping:
~Crazzzyj
~Crazzzyj
KustmAce
11-24-2006, 08:06 PM
Since when do we have an Inline 4 engine?
~Crazzzyj
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Classicrocjunkie
11-24-2006, 10:57 PM
Some of that is sadly true...
However, the are an easy car to work on. Have you looked at a subarau engine bay.... dear lord. :wtf:
However, the are an easy car to work on. Have you looked at a subarau engine bay.... dear lord. :wtf:
MrR0b0t0
11-27-2006, 05:00 PM
=D Boxer engine ftw!
JaysZ24
11-27-2006, 08:38 PM
Ya im with lance i love my Z24 i can thing of lots of good things about cavy's too
Cold_Silence
11-29-2006, 01:14 AM
Meh people are idiots, type in supra or corvette or whatever you want you will get people flaming both.
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