Warning! This could get ugly...the Anti Tuner.

Just when you're cruising along under the radar, minding your own business on that curvy back road, making great time and hitting all the apexes oh so right...out pulls Billy Bob from the dirt road right into your path.

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Oil smoke chokes you as you curse his very existence. Rust particles pelt you in the face and pit your windshield.

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Ah yes, reality hits. Blood boiling. Life in the slow lane.:rolleyes:

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Finally a break in the road, a clear spot to pass. A quick downshift-redline second, a chirp of the tires and redline third for good measure. Breathing a little easier now, pulse returning to normal, life is good again. To Billy Bob you're just an alien.:alien2: :alien2: :D :D

Show them how billy bob turned that beater around

Show them how billy bob turned that beater around

Well, Billy Bob decided to forego the Pabst Blue Ribbon for awhile, cut back on smokes, and take some paint and body courses at the local tech school. Now he's got his own shop. The Impala has a fresh 409 that may not rev like a VTEC but flat flies anyway. Just don't throw it around a corner or ask it to stop...

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This was a fictional story with fictional characters. Any resemblance to anyone both real and imaginary is purely coincidence.

The real story of the two Impalas...I built the black one first many years ago, got the second one a couple years ago as a club project to build...what to do with a second one? At the time I needed a subject for a chapter on weathering for my book...aha, the perfect victim :toothless

The rust bucket is beautiful!!! I'm used to seeing the nice painted Impalas in lowrider form here in Los Angeles. Got any lo-lo's in your collection? Excellent subjects that you create Mr. Bob! So much variety in your skills.

Sitting next t Billy Bob in the passenger seat is his wife and sister - there's just one person sitting there!!!:D

Excellent weathering job, its perfect! Care to tell us how to achieve the same look?

great job on both impala's. i like the job you did on the weathering, please teach us.

I can't believe you wasted an Impala........I know you were joking(i hope) but Impalas dont piss out smoke and go slow, its those stupid americans that drive them! bring em all to Oz, and give them to me:D ;) :D .......I got a 64 Lowrider model I will post soon, the candy green one i was talking about earlier.......look out for it because it looks bloody awesome!

Great weathering on the beater. Great job on both.

At least it was already primed!

The old rust bucket was really a old sleeper just waiting untill the time was right to unlesh that NOS feed fully worked big block 409 on some type R stickered honda

Bob was just pure evil :devil: :devil:

HAHA! good one Pman, but why out NOS in it when you could chuck a prostock supercharger in it instead :D

Originally posted by Lowriders4Life
HAHA! good one Pman, but why out NOS in it when you could chuck a prostock supercharger in it instead :D

Keep it all under the bonnet my dear friend ;)
That way they wont suspect a thing !!! :devil: :devil:

I liked it better before. :D