Eat!! (hope it's not a repeat!)
JD@af
09-13-2002, 12:00 PM
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" she asks.
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of home-made soup, home-made muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires.
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the store and buy him some food. "Would you like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe you'd like a pizza micro waved or a tasty stir-fry? That would only take a couple of minutes."
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up, then? I'm starving!"
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of home-made soup, home-made muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires.
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the store and buy him some food. "Would you like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe you'd like a pizza micro waved or a tasty stir-fry? That would only take a couple of minutes."
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up, then? I'm starving!"
DVSNCYNIKL
09-13-2002, 01:17 PM
:hehehe::hehehe:
Rich
09-13-2002, 01:57 PM
LOL!! :D :D
Good one JD. I hadn't heard it b4.
:hehehe:
Good one JD. I hadn't heard it b4.
:hehehe:
Gonthrax
09-13-2002, 02:59 PM
:confused: Why was he holding her down?
:p :p :hehehe: Good one ;)
:p :p :hehehe: Good one ;)
Damien
09-13-2002, 05:01 PM
:rolleyes:
:p
Actually it was really good! :hehehe::hehehe::hehehe:
:p
Actually it was really good! :hehehe::hehehe::hehehe:
Oz
09-14-2002, 04:13 AM
Good stuff...first good joke on OT in a loooong time.
Ssom
09-14-2002, 06:56 AM
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Damien
09-14-2002, 10:11 AM
Sorry to whore, not really, but Moss is a mod somewhere else!!!???!!!:eek::eek::eek:
Ssom
09-14-2002, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by Damien
Sorry to whore, not really, but Moss is a mod somewhere else!!!???!!!:eek::eek::eek:
yeah :finger:
Sorry to whore, not really, but Moss is a mod somewhere else!!!???!!!:eek::eek::eek:
yeah :finger:
taranaki
09-14-2002, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Damien
Sorry to whore, not really, but Moss is a mod somewhere else!!!???!!!:eek::eek::eek: \
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!
[/nightmare]
Sorry to whore, not really, but Moss is a mod somewhere else!!!???!!!:eek::eek::eek: \
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!
[/nightmare]
Spec2 Girl
09-15-2002, 06:01 PM
Carforums will never be the same! (and they made him a mod after only joining on the weekend!!!!!!! :eek: ) :devil: :p
btw Moss, line your 90hp manual VW against my auto whale and we'll see if the manual transmission makes up for the horsepower difference! :D
btw Moss, line your 90hp manual VW against my auto whale and we'll see if the manual transmission makes up for the horsepower difference! :D
Damien
09-15-2002, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Carforums will never be the same! (and they made him a mod after only joining on the weekend!!!!!!! :eek: ) :devil: :p
So I found out myself! If you cared to notice I'm now o ther! :(
Moss, I think she's jealous :hehe:
Carforums will never be the same! (and they made him a mod after only joining on the weekend!!!!!!! :eek: ) :devil: :p
So I found out myself! If you cared to notice I'm now o ther! :(
Moss, I think she's jealous :hehe:
Spec2 Girl
09-15-2002, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by Damien
So I found out myself! If you cared to notice I'm now o ther! :(
Moss, I think she's jealous :hehe: I noticed you were there too! :rolleyes: :p
Jealous??? :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
So I found out myself! If you cared to notice I'm now o ther! :(
Moss, I think she's jealous :hehe: I noticed you were there too! :rolleyes: :p
Jealous??? :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
Damien
09-15-2002, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
I noticed you were there too! :rolleyes: :p
Jealous??? :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
Hey! Didn't you read my sig!?!
:rolleyes: :p
I noticed you were there too! :rolleyes: :p
Jealous??? :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
Hey! Didn't you read my sig!?!
:rolleyes: :p
Ssom
09-16-2002, 05:36 AM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Carforums will never be the same! (and they made him a mod after only joining on the weekend!!!!!!! :eek: ) :devil: :p
btw Moss, line your 90hp manual VW against my auto whale and we'll see if the manual transmission makes up for the horsepower difference! :D
They just jhave talent for spotting talent :finger: next stop super moderator :finger:
Did I say 90 I meant 9000 :uhoh:- Remember my Rocket engines, 4 Turbo's and 25 litre V20 :finger: :finger:
Carforums will never be the same! (and they made him a mod after only joining on the weekend!!!!!!! :eek: ) :devil: :p
btw Moss, line your 90hp manual VW against my auto whale and we'll see if the manual transmission makes up for the horsepower difference! :D
They just jhave talent for spotting talent :finger: next stop super moderator :finger:
Did I say 90 I meant 9000 :uhoh:- Remember my Rocket engines, 4 Turbo's and 25 litre V20 :finger: :finger:
Spec2 Girl
09-16-2002, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
They just jhave talent for spotting talent :finger: I don't think it's called talent, I think its called something else :D
They just jhave talent for spotting talent :finger: I don't think it's called talent, I think its called something else :D
JD@af
09-16-2002, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
I don't think it's called talent, I think its called something else :D I'll second that notion!! :D :finger:
I don't think it's called talent, I think its called something else :D I'll second that notion!! :D :finger:
Damien
09-16-2002, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
They just jhave talent for spotting talent :finger: next stop super moderator :finger:
Did I say 90 I meant 9000 :uhoh:- Remember my Rocket engines, 4 Turbo's and 25 litre V20 :finger: :finger:
Is this an appropiate time??? Oh well! :rolleyes: :finger:
We have a second! Shall we vote??? :p
Alright! I must say it! Moss seems like a good mod there! He was actually going to close a thread responsibly!!!
There, I have shamed my self :(
They just jhave talent for spotting talent :finger: next stop super moderator :finger:
Did I say 90 I meant 9000 :uhoh:- Remember my Rocket engines, 4 Turbo's and 25 litre V20 :finger: :finger:
Is this an appropiate time??? Oh well! :rolleyes: :finger:
We have a second! Shall we vote??? :p
Alright! I must say it! Moss seems like a good mod there! He was actually going to close a thread responsibly!!!
There, I have shamed my self :(
Ssom
09-17-2002, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by Damien
Alright! I must say it! Moss seems like a good mod there! He was actually going to close a thread responsibly!!!
There, I have shamed my self :(
See? Was that so hard ;)
Alright! I must say it! Moss seems like a good mod there! He was actually going to close a thread responsibly!!!
There, I have shamed my self :(
See? Was that so hard ;)
Damien
09-17-2002, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
See? Was that so hard ;)
Did you not read the last sentence!?! I'm ashamed for that :(
:flipa::finger::flipa::finger:
:p
See? Was that so hard ;)
Did you not read the last sentence!?! I'm ashamed for that :(
:flipa::finger::flipa::finger:
:p
JD@af
09-17-2002, 06:06 PM
OKAY!! There is a little innocent post whoring, that goes on here and there, and is just fine; then there is the variety that just goes on and on and gets out of hand.. this being one such case.
Now, you all know that I don't like to close threads, so pretty please, with sugar on top: stop the damn post whoring. Thank you :)
Now, you all know that I don't like to close threads, so pretty please, with sugar on top: stop the damn post whoring. Thank you :)
Ssom
09-19-2002, 03:09 AM
Originally posted by JD@af
OKAY!! There is a little innocent post whoring, that goes on here and there, and is just fine; then there is the variety that just goes on and on and gets out of hand.. this being one such case.
Now, you all know that I don't like to close threads, so pretty please, with sugar on top: stop the damn post whoring. Thank you :) me=not postwhoring
They started it :cry:
j/p and OK :squint:
OKAY!! There is a little innocent post whoring, that goes on here and there, and is just fine; then there is the variety that just goes on and on and gets out of hand.. this being one such case.
Now, you all know that I don't like to close threads, so pretty please, with sugar on top: stop the damn post whoring. Thank you :) me=not postwhoring
They started it :cry:
j/p and OK :squint:
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