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WOMEN

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up for injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without new shoes so their children can have them.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all SIZES, in all colours and shapes.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!

Women do more than just give birth.

They bring joy and hope.

They give compassion and ideals.

They give moral support to their family and friends.

Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.

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IT'S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MONTH

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.

Taxis stop for us.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an diot.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Damien
:rolleyes: Is that the only thing you have to say. I'm going to have to ban you from using that smilie! :devil: :p

Moss would just take my place!!! :finger: :silly2:

But hey! Men can do at least 2% of that!

:rolleyes: <--Says it all

Well, oh yeah?!?!

Bet you can't beat this:

Guys can pee standing up!

Buwahahaha!:devil: :finger: :devil:

Originally posted by BoredRec
Well, oh yeah?!?!

Bet you can't beat this:

Guys can pee standing up!

Buwahahaha!:devil: :finger: :devil: Damn I’ve always wanted to be able to do that! :rolleyes: :finger:


(btw just in case you didn't realise, I was being sarcastic!!) :angel: :p

:rolleyes: <-----------:p

Originally posted by darkness
:rolleyes: <-----------:p Hello Damien! :wave:

:p :angel:

Peeing standing up isn't all it's cracked up to be...

At least if you sit down, you can chill whilst you tinkle...
And if you sit down, you're less likely to get a "split stream" and pee on your pant leg...

But it comes in handy sometimes...

In the woods...
In a Honey Bucket (portable toilet)...
On the side of a freeway, beside your car...


Women are funny creatures though...

When I met my girlfriend, she liked my because I was outgoing, and liked to meet new people and go out to clubs and stuff. But as soon as we started dating, she wanted that sort of behavior to stop! WTF?!
-Just playin, just something I heard once, kinda rings true tho...

And it also comes in handy if you have to go when sailing on a skiff (ie no cabin).

That's unless of course it's a really cold day and you just want that nice warm feeling in your steamer... just make sure you rinse thoroughly after use...

Damen had every right to use :rolleyes:




We can pee standing up- WE WIN!!! :finger:

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Damen had every right to use :rolleyes:




We can pee standing up- WE WIN!!! :finger:

No moss, we lose.:( They get M. O.




Primera Man knows what this means!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl


We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear.



Then can I touch your team-mates rear? (assuming an all female squad)

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Then can I touch your team-mates rear? (assuming an all female squad)

I'd like to help too Yogs and provide moral support by feeling......errr... I mean comforting them.:D:D

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


No moss, we lose.:( They get M. O.

WE WIN!!! :angel:

Originally posted by saturntangerine


WE WIN!!! :angel:


Yes dear you are so right dear :D :rolleyes: :finger:

unfortunately it seems that Spec2 and Tangie are correct :(

Originally posted by tazdev
unfortunately it seems that Spec2 and Tangie are correct :(

I'd settle for a single right this moment

I'm sorry sweety what did you say I couldn't hear you over my exhuast?

Originally posted by mitch9465
I'm sorry sweety what did you say I couldn't hear you over my exhuast?

I said, "I just owned you on my bike, so stop trying to catch me!" :finger:

:angel:

Woohoo we win! :D :D :D :D :D

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


No moss, we lose.:( They get M. O.



Damn............but wait wheres that tantra book.:D

Originally posted by darkness



Damn............but wait wheres that tantra book.:D What’s tantra? Is that the same as Kama Sutra??? :D

:p

Iwouldn't let him bring that video over! :eek: :eek: :eek:


:D

Originally posted by darkness



Damn............but wait wheres that tantra book.:D

*rofl*

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


No moss, we lose.:( They get M. O.






Whats M.O. :o :confused:

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi



Whats M.O. :o :confused:


M = multiple

O = orgasm
:(

AF: Educating the international youth!!! :D

Aren't we international to everyone else?

but see the thing is that a guy can train for that kind of thing and have long lasting endurance and then have one big one after she has about 5 or 6 of them it's true

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Aren't we international to everyone else?

I meant those who are aware of other nations... Like now Damien knows about NZ and Moss knows about the U.S.... Oh, bother, nevermind. It made sense until I started typing.

Originally posted by HogieGT-R
but see the thing is that a guy can train for that kind of thing and have long lasting endurance and then have one big one after she has about 5 or 6 of them it's true

But where do we get to practice:D

Originally posted by darkness


But where do we get to practice:D Just watch American Pie 2 again! :D

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Just watch American Pie 2 again! :D


but ummmm.......................................

ah forget it, I don't feel like going there today:p

Q. What do you need to do to get a women to MO?
A. Who cares as long as you get yours?

well man the thing is that if you only care about your end of the sex, then it won't be good for her. sex is like one of those things where i think that both partners have to be satisfied. it's my policy that when i have sex, my partner has to reach that peak before i do, or else i'd feel horrible about it, and one way to get a woman to M.O is to do the things that she likes during sex, a caress here, a rubbing there, you know? sex can't one sided or else there won't be a connection and it won't be worthwhile...and why i'm 17 and giving sex advice is beyond me.....:o

ahhh... me thinks someone hasn't read into the inherent sarcasm of the post...

Originally posted by saturntangerine


I meant those who are aware of other nations... Like now Damien knows about NZ and Moss knows about the U.S.... Oh, bother, nevermind. It made sense until I started typing.

Just playing :)

Originally posted by saturntangerine


It made sense until I started typing. Stop it stop it stop it stop it :D :D :D :D :D


Your going to make the :devil: in me come out to play :D